“What if there were, like, a bunch of babes, right? And they, like, all took off their clothes at once? Like, what would happen if that happened? Whoa. Dude. That would be cool.”

It’s one of our great natural wonders, and is worthy of immortalization in song and stone. Or internet porn videos. You know, either/or. Its majesty knows no bounds.

The unveiling of breasts is every bit as important as the pure vision of bare breasts. In some cases, the way you show them is everything. Take this GIF for example: had the straps been pulled down any other way, those perky tits may not have popped out as they do. The thought of them not popping makes us incredibly sad.

Via Urban Sex Brigade (urbansexbrigade.tumblr.com)

That’s right, it’ll be just like you’re hanging out with a bunch of awesome, sexy celebrities in Toronto, except you’ll be hanging out on your computer in your own home! Girlzporn is graciously broadcasting the entire show for free, so really, it’d be a bummer if you didn’t join in.

Maybe it’s just the black and white photography, or maybe it’s just the retro undies she’s wearing, but if Sabrina Cereseto were to emerge from the bedroom, shoot us twice in the gut, and leave us to run away with a Humphrey Bogart lookalike, we wouldn’t be surprised. We wouldn’t even mind!

In honor of Jiz Lee Week, we’ve decided to take a closer look at jizz! You know what we mean: sperm, spunk, splooge, skeet, come (or cum), semen, baby batter, man milk, etc. It holds an important place in pornography, but have you ever stopped and wondered why? Do you ever ponder the mysteries of ejaculation? We do. Let’s do it together.

I don’t know how I got so lucky. Not only did Fleshbot’s very own Editor and Publisher Lux Alptraum invite me to blog for JIZ WEEK; she also agreed to strip down and bare it all for my charity porn project, Karma Pervs.

She’s got a couple holes that need stuffing, and she won’t rest until they are — simultaneously. Who knew greed could look so good?

We’ve always wondered why a thumb in the air earned people rides from strangers, but thanks to “Lesbian Hitchiker 4,” we’re now pretty sure that it’s an offer to finger the driver. “Look at how nice my hands are!” says the hitchhiker’s sign language. “Surely we can arrange a ride for a ride!”

We imagine for a dude, cowgirl might be the position of all positions. You get full boob views and grabbability, all while seeing your cock sliding in and out of a bouncing babe.

She rejected my attempts to choreograph things: “I don’t want to just be one of your ‘girls,’ with whom you ‘do your thing.’”

I didn’t want that, either. I was grateful she pushed us in a different direction, a less choreographed, more open-ended one, one in which power wasn’t exchanged. She’s gorgeous: her photos hadn’t lied. Her breasts, perfectly round, small; her ass, heart-shaped. Her eyes, bright, her smile, radiant. Her hair in a tiny ponytail, dying to escape, to fall to her shoulders.

Besides being one of the world’s greatest pornstars, Eva Angelina is a straight-up fascinating woman; reading over her Wikipedia page has raised our eyebrows so hard that we don’t think they’ll ever come down (but we can’t complain about a free facelift).

Especially when they have the lovely, multi-talented Jiz Lee and jaw-droppingly endowed April Flores among their ranks. Take, give, touch, watch… just say the word and we’d drop everything to obey.

Last night, a theater full of Toronto’s finest (and a handful of sexy out-of-towners) sat in a beautifully renovated theater watching clips from four panelists: Nenna, Buck Angel, N Maxwell Lander, and Erika Lust. Scenes explored explicit sexuality spanning gender, orientation, race and cinematic styles. What followed was a panel and audience Q&A moderated by CoCo La Creme which addressed the pornographers’ thoughts on how they incorporate feminist ideals and narratives into their work, how they cast their projects, their obstacles and accomplishments, thoughts on artistic merit, and deconstructions of patriarchal themes. It was both enlightening to hear the directors’ contemplation, and left much food for thought.

You know what “The Girl’s Guide to Depravity” has been missing? A mystical redheaded Earth mother who knows how to fuck guys by using the powers of her lower chakras. Fortunately, Justine Joli is here to do exactly that. We love Justine Joli! And we had no idea she could fuck guys with her chakras!