You know what melts away stress better than any other thing? Beautiful babes, that’s what. Happy unwinding!!
We weren’t quite sure of the concept ourselves, but these fine specimens seem to have perfected the art. They take it nice and slow, exploring the sensations of stiff cock against lubed-up pussy — before giving in and going all the way.
Which is why this lady prefers to keep her hands hard at work helping her friends achieve sexual ecstasy–and, because she’s such a good sport, she makes sure their hands are kept busy as well.
Dusky, fleshy porn minxes don and doff boots and fulsome skirts in Spanish California, getting the flowers fucked from their hair. And that should be enough in a tale where the English and Spanish are broken equally.
My Words With Friends are few and far between these days…
The new procrastination game is Draw Something, which when played among friends is hilarious, and when played with strangers gives me hope in humanity. (Unless of course they WRITE THE FUCKING WORD in which case they can go to hell. WHY would someone DO that!?!)
So, what did you do this weekend? Did you fly down to Rio de Janeiro, flash your butt on the beach, and then wrap everything up with a braless trip to Christ the Redeemer? Well, then your name must be Leighton Meester! (We’re so happy you read our stuff!)
I want to share something beautiful with you, sweet aural sex.
We consider ourselves experts in the carnal tongue — every gasp, yelp and moan has its own subtle meaning. And though this lady starts out begging for more doggystyle force, she quickly switches gears in pursuit of a facial.
When we first read the title “Big Girls Are Sexy,” our immediate reaction was, “Duh.” Still, we’re so used to seeing tight teens magically fit enormous cocks inside their tiny frames that we take this movie as a reminder–nay, a refresher–that the porn industry is home to a number of foxy and fabulously fleshy females.
Every spring, the trees break forth in beautiful blossoms, the birds migrate back from the south…and Allure manages to convince a handful of gorgeous celebrities to do their first ever nude shoot, under the guise of their annual “Look Better Naked” issue.
Hello dear reader,
Jiz here. Looks like I’ve got a week of guest spots here on Fleshbot.com and I aim to please. It’s been a crazy month for me juggling my fulltime day job with my part-time Jiz biz. It’s involved a lot of traveling, and finishing up my role as Ritchie Valens in Rob Fatal’s “La Bamba 2: Hell is a Drag” which premiers next week in San Francisco. I’ve also been speaking at colleges and sex education centers; with UC Berkeley, Stanford, and CUCCI it’s been an average of one a week!
Take your clothes off as soon as you enter the room.
I’ll be sitting in the chair.
I’d like you to be wordless, please.
Once you’ve stripped to your underwear, I’d like you to lower yourself to your hands and knees, please.
Slate magazine described this moment as “The Worst Instigation of Anal Sex in the History of the World,” and we definitely agree with that assessment, but look on the bright side: at least we know Lena Dunham is down to get nude on her new show!
Some people say that Jessie J is a Katy Perry clone, but Jessie has pretty much squashed that comparison. Does Katy flash nipple in her videos? Nope. Anyway, how did this get past the censors? And how long until Vevo notices and freaks out?
You gotta love a porn star who gives back. In the uplifting “Handjob Winner” series, some lucky fans get to live out their sexiest fantasies — and getting your dick jerked by accomplished jerkstress Harmony Rose sounds like a dream come true.
The last time Igor shot Phoenix Askani, he says he had an amazing night, but he didn’t really like the pictures he took. This recent shoot was the opposite experience: it was an average, boring day that produced some spectacular shots of Phoenix by the window.
Wait a minute, that’s not Anne Boleyn, that’s Natalie Dormer who played Boleyn on “The Tudors” back in the day! Well, what’s she doing now? She’s still being seductive, still staring men down as she removes rich medieval dresses, still looking like Jessie Andrews when she smiles. Are you sure she’s not still Anne Boleyn?