Interracial porn is a sensitive subject, but we have to talk about it because it’s important and we love it. Well, do we really love it? Would we be happier if there weren’t a separate section of the porn world that was all about big black cocks penetrating small white holes? And yes, when people talk about interracial porn as a genre, they usually mean black males partnered with white women. What’s the deal with that? God, it’s only been one paragraph and we’ve already tied ourselves in a knot.
Fucking with both feet on the ground sometimes just doesn’t cut it. At those times you’ve just gotta leap up, perch just so, then throw your whole body weight into some swift and solid pussy-pounding.
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if you could have sex eternally, pounding away in a constant loop of ecstasy? Well, friends, it’d probably be a lot like this gif.
I say, “Mick Blue, if they weren’t wearing leggings in the first place, all you’d have to move is some labia.”
She may not actually know capoeira or anything, but Adrianne Curry’s Christie Monteiro costume has more than enough knock out power to defeat any martial arts champion around…if you know what we mean.
What more do you want in a girlfriend? We’re not saying you have a chance with Carly Craig any time soon (although we could be wrong); all we’re saying is that Carly is a good rubrik by which to judge potential love interests in the future. Fact: you should only date people who can orgasm like Judy Garland.
We thought we’d seen someone go wild on a pussy before… But that was before we’d been introduced to Eden Busch. Her name implies as much, but mayhaps “Devouring” is a better first name, at least to match what’s going down here.
Ah, cuteness, it’s such a complicated concept. Technically speaking, it’s deeply entwined with–shall we say–appearing young, but we’ll forget about that for now. All that matters now is Riley Reid, her four friends, and the things they can do with their mouths.
You know the story: swamp gasses gets trapped by a low pressure system and this bounces the light from Venus onto a weather balloon and the next thing you know, you swear you’re looking at Melody Thornton wearing a dress. But look, she clearly isn’t wearing a thing.
We decided to show you this clip from “Losegeld” for a number of reasons. The first is, obviously, that Ulrike C. Tscharre has lovely nipples. The second and most important reason is that this clip shows people drinking water between screwing sessions, and we love that. They spend fluids, they replace fluids, it’s a beautiful cycle.
Dear Sultry One,
I’m still spending quiet moments contemplating the hot fantasy you spoke aloud during our walking experiment. I like to think of you being taken in sleek bathrooms. I’d like to take you as your hands gripped the sink counter and our eyes locked in the mirror in a brief, fearless fuck. You constantly surprise me, but I’d like to see how you might surprise me with your flesh.
It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen a fashion company advertise with a bunch of gorgeous youngsters being rich and horny on top of each other. This seems very ’90s, you know? Anyway, Emily Ratajkowski (of “iCarly” fame, and from that Treats! spread we posted earlier) is in this XOXO Girls promo vid, and she is fine.
It seems like just the other day we were introduced to your nipple through a strange wardrobe mishap, and now we can spy them from a distance and through your wet bikini. That speaks volumes about our relationship, Rita.
It seems like it could turn into a fight or flight situation, but when faced with a behemoth bust, one need only wait for instinct to kick in. It won’t let you down.
If you’re not familiar with the magic that is Treats! Magazine, then we suggest you go back, look at the first two issues, then return to the present and have an excited freak-out with us. This journal delivers some of the finest nude-centric photoshoots, and now that the third issue is here, we’re so happy we could cry.
Do you agree? Disagree? Our reasoning is this: not only is Holliday Grainger a vision of breathtaking beauty from the fifteenth century, but she plays Lucrezia Borgia, a horny, scheming, poison-wielding woman who probably knows more statecraft than the rest of her family combined.