When we fall for a girl, we fall hard, and we want to learn everything we possibly can about her. We try not to be creepy about it, but it can’t be helped sometimes! Katt Dylan: we think you’re a straight-up cutie, we’re going to talk about you–a lot–to everyone we know, and our obsession begins with the writing of this field guide.
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What a wondrous place! Imagine: slutty pixies flitting over to your side, asking what they could do to make you happy (sexually), and doing just so before alighting off into the wind. Oh, and they like to frantically masturbate while you watch, too.
Who says there’s no kissing in porn? People who watch bad porn, maybe–but any true connoisseur knows that the really great scenes involve at least a little lip locking. How else is a lady to show her appreciation for the wonderful sex?
Haley Sweet has but a brief window to remain barely legal. Has she lost her moment in the sun?
She may have kept them covered in Allure’s “Look Better Naked” issue–but that doesn’t mean she was never planning to put them in the spotlight. No, all she needed was the right motivation–or, well, a semi-sheer shirt and a photographer’s flash, anyway.
It pains us to think that there are funny, sexy, and heartwarming pornstar antics going on around porn sets all over Los Angeles, and we’re on the opposite side of the country. Fortunately, the tremendously talented Jeff Koga is there to take candid pictures of these cuties. Today’s treat: a gallery taken during the filming of New Sensations’s latest Romance film, “Love, Marriage, and Other Bad Ideas.”
While paging through an issue of our favorite French fashion magazine (Purple, duh), we stumbled upon a familiar face. The lovely Melissa bears a striking resemblance to Crush Object Zoe Voss…perhaps because, you know, she is Zoe (who we’ve long known does work as a mainstream model, too).
We just got wise to QueerPornTube, the Lady Trouble’s outlet for herself, her friends and fans to share their smuttiest, queeriest videos for all to enjoy. And we’re enjoying it about as much as a hard ride on the merry-go-round.
Look at this picture of Prince Yahshua hugging Jada Stevens’s ass. Frame this picture, keep it by your desk, and whenever you feel sad or lonely, you can look at it and say, “Oh yeah, butt headlock!” and you will know that there is true love in this world.
We called it, like, two years ago: Lindsay Lohan is really good at modeling in various states of undress, therefore she would excel as a lad mag babe. Look at this picture that Oliver Zahm took of LiLo for L’Officiel Hommes and observe how ridiculously sexy she is; this is Lindsay in her element.
Birthday parties. Birthday presents. Birthday suits. Birthday sex. Fuck clowns and toys, adult birthdays are where it’s at. Especially considering the best gift one can get is absolutely free.
Wednesday night. Middle of the week, exhaustion is setting in for me, but I’m horny. When I got home from work, we had a quick fuck and nap together. I was good and did my homework, wrote Thursday’s blog entry, and then cuddles on the couch with the BF where we gave each other a neck and shoulder massage.
Sometimes, we feel like humans evolved from the feline family. For one, look at the internet. Secondly, look at these two hot lovers rolling around in bed with each other; look at the the swipes and the leg locks and the weird, panting, growly faces they make at each other. They’re like lions!
The government can only be so transparent; Amanda Bynes, however, can wear as transparent or as opaque of a shirt as she wants. It’s time we take action on a topic that we can actually affect! Amanda, will you promise to keep showing off your sexy bras in this manner? The people will it so.
We’re imagining what it must be like to be Rocco Siffredi — a bevy of cock-hungry sluts following your every move, ready to jointly suck you off or present a pretty pussy if you have the whim. Time travelers would think he’s a modern-day king!
We don’t know exactly how a Playmate is chosen (we assume Playboy locks a bunch of sexy cardinals in a room and has them figure it out), but we know that it’s a sacred position to hold, and as such, we should construct public statues and personal altars to honor them.
