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What’s that hole in the wall? Oh, it’s a million things: you can put things on it, up to it, through it, and around it, just as long as you know the rules for using it. Yes, the glory hole is a miraculous and elegant invention, and today, we’re going to learn all about it.

All aboard! Get your one-way tickets to Bukkake Junction here, courtesy of one hot lady captain! It looks to be pretty smooth sailing as well in this short but sweet journey to the top.

Oh, James Deen. Everybody has been saying such nice things about you lately, and you deserve all the praise you’ve been getting. We think this GIF is a metaphor for what’s happening in the world right now: the harder she jerks your cock, the tighter your grip around her throat becomes.

“Hey,” says the ready-to-go Eva Angelina, “I can pop kids out; I can take two dicks.”

Via Very Special Porn (veryspecialporn.tumblr.com)

The name of this photospread is “Dark Side,” but we think Solomyya looks quite innocent in her pictures. The frilly duds, the wedges, the hesitant look in her eyes. What are you hiding from us, Solomyya? It’s not your nipples, that’s for sure.

What is it that makes that fabled cry so distinctive, so different from, say, that of not-your-best-friend’s-gal? We suppose it’s that extra tinge of naughtiness, the thrill of mischief that lends its particular timbre.

At least the girls are letting us watch! Just imagine how furious we’d be if we knew that Skin Diamond and Asa Akira were getting it on somewhere and they weren’t going to let us peep the action. Actually, don’t imagine that. It can’t be good for your blood pressure. (Fleshbot cares about you.)

And if the babes doing stretches, showing off their asses, and flashing their perky breasts don’t get your heart racing, then maybe the screamo music will! We love Front TV, but sometimes the music accompaniment is a little, shall we say, too extreme for our tastes.

We don’t usually like to comment on things like this, but we think it’s pretty apparent from this catalog of lingerie modeling photos that Rhian Sugden has O.L.D., Obsessive Lingerie Disorder. There’s no real treatment for it, but there has been some anecdotal success with patients who dress up in a series of outfits by the underwear company, Obsessive Lingerie, and look as sexy and nipple-y as possible.

Blood lust boils to the surface, emerges as you pin my shoulders to the bed. All cruel things, all dark intents are given fresh life in your eyes. Channeled down from your brain to your hands to my body, your thoughts become my reality.

In the near future, gas prices are astronomically high, and one man has a found a way to make his car run with alternative fuel! No, it’s not boobs, but that sure would be lovely. It’s blood.

We spend a lot of time looking up girl’s skirts, and we have to say: Pixie Lott, your panties are very pleasing to the eye. The light purple with a little peek of hot pink, divine! It makes us think of berries. This voyeurism is making us feel all synesthetic.

Oh, wait, she’s the one who got her that way! Nevermind then. So, the next step is to invite the Mr. downstairs and have a good old-fashioned babysitter three-way. Guess it doesn’t matter if no one’s actually watching the baby…

Some people look at a woman wearing stretchy, translucent tights and immediately have all their blood flow to their pants, and some people are just impatient to bust through the nylon and get to the sweet, fleshy parts within. No matter what you like, we bet you’ll appreciate these pictures by Julija Goyd.

Yes, love and creativity go together like Hi-C and turkey, but part of being creative with others is being able to compromise and adjust your vision. That is, don’t make your sexy young bed partner wiggle her bare ass in the air in a variety of positions if you’re not going to say something sweet about it.