For us it’s going to be National Ladybits Day. For those of you who have them, give them an extra hug. As for the rest — appreciate the ladybits you know and love, and even those you don’t. Buy ‘em some flowers.
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It’s a perfect recipe: two parts standing doggie with one part mouthy facial, served with a garnish of light teabagging on the side. Why, we could practically accomplish this with an Easy Bake oven.
Oh sure: you think you’ll be able to resist it. You think your willpower alone will help you steer clear. But trust us: like a black hole of taboo pleasure, Asa Akira’s butt hole sucks in everything within a five mile radius. And once it has you in its grasp…well, you’ll never want it to let you go.
Most low-budget weekend porn parodies have no choice but to look like they were made in a weekend, especially since Porn Valley has been on parody rations for the last several years. But “Family Guy XXX” is a pleasant exception.
Oops, sorry, you probably thought we meant this People, the American gossip magazine, when we’re really talking about the Australian version of People, which is more like a lad mag. We don’t think our beloved Supreme Commandress would be featured in the domestic People magazine unless she were shtupping Ryan Seacrest. (Whoa, she should totally bang Seacrest!)
What else are you going to do on your last day? Have sex? We’ll have you know that nothing causes erectile dysfunction quite like the impending destruction of the entire planet. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, it happens to everyone, and you might as well, spend your last few moments of life on your knees. Praying? No, not that; sucking some clit.
She’s been a nurse, a reporter, a reality star, a glamour model, an author, and a stage and television actor. The woman is thirty-six years old, gorgeous, and she can use her delicious cleavage as a distraction during the poker tournaments she competes in. Clearly, Abi Titmuss needs a moment to be herself, to sit on the curb, have some crisps and a soda, and gaze at wonder upon the world while her vagina has a breather.
There are plenty of things that get us ready to go in the morning — like a hot cup of coffee or quick jog around the park. Also, there’s getting our asshole plunged by a fat cock. That works, too.
If Klarisa Leone has two dicks in her hands and she’s going to put one in her mouth, what fraction of dicks will remain in her hands? If Klarisa Leone has two hands, an ass, and a pussy, her mouth is occupied, and the other dick will go somewhere else, what is the probability that she will be spitroasted?
It’s been about a month since we’ve seen any nakedness from “House of Lies,” and we were starting to get worried about Don Cheadle’s lovelife, but just as the season is winding down, here comes a whole new babe for us to ogle and obsess over. Meet Anna Wood: we don’t know nothing about her, but she is fine.
The rules in heaven are strict, even more so for angels. Imagine the stress of being a perfect celestial being–completely superior to humans in every regard–and unable to appreciate your own glorious body! It’s terrible. That’s why so many angels come to Earth and become fashion models.
He lies with his head in my lap, on the margin of sleep, warm and soft and relaxed. I watch him there, tracing his features with my fingertips, studying his face, running my hands through his hair. It feels as if learning the slopes and angles of his profile might give me some insight as to what’s behind them.
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! When we think of the sexual stylings of “Mad Men,” we think of retro lingerie, strict gender roles, and Don’s overbearing (and sometimes downright aggressive) handling techniques, and the season premiere delivered exactly that: here’s Jessica Pare (as Don’s new woman) fighting, cleaning, and then getting screwed.
Every so often, we find ourselves wondering if, perhaps, Adrianne Curry has given up on posting naughty pictures of herself on Twitter–oh, just kidding, you guys. We never wonder that, because we know that Adrianne’s too awesome to ever do that to us.
It reads like a sensationalist headline, yet comes from a long tradition. Here’s an example: a petite blonde wife forces her disgraced hubby to pay close(r and closer) attention as she gets reamed by a massive black cock. Who knew schadenfreude could be so sexy?
American readers might not be that familiar with this Croatian/Italian actress/producer/super cougar, but that’s about to change now that her nipple has launched this PR campaign. All it takes is some good sunlight and a well-timed twist of the back, and Rita Rusic’s nipple is a part of our lives.
The pacing was slow, the ratings were low, and three horses have died during production, so “Luck” is being put to bed by HBO. But let’s not dwell on the negative things that have happened on and surrounding this show; let’s remember the good times. Let’s remember a naked Weronika Rosati being showered with cash!