Archive | March 22, 2012

The Encyclopedia Of Smut: F Is For Feet

According to a 2007 study by the University of Bologna, feet and toes are the most fetishized body parts in the entire world, and yes, the study included breasts and butts. How the hell are feet more fetishized than anything else? More importantly, should Fleshbot become a foot-centric site in order to increase our readership? Let’s do some research before we decide.

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We’ll Take Our Cock Extra Turgid, Please

In our experience cock rings can sometimes serve as a(n unnecessary) distraction. Sometimes, however, they can politely take a backseat to the action and serve as a subtle enhancement: namely, priming that dick until it’s full, firm and ready to blow.

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April O’Neil (Suze)

 

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The Spank Fuck Combo

It’s strange: it’s been so long since we last watched Sasha Grey fuck on film, we sometimes forget what it was that made her so alluring to us all those years ago. Then we stumble upon a gif like this, and, well…it all comes rushing back in a sea of memories (and, uh, a flush of blood somewhere else entirely).

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A Job Well Done

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The Best Years Of Our Lives: “Party Girls”

“I’m not embarrassed that I got fucked by a bunch of frat boys on a pool table and then drank their come out of a cup on camera,” someone once told me. “But I am mortified that I was in that shitty [name redacted] parody.”

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Nicole Richie, Bikini Babes

It’s been a while since we’ve much about the comings and goings of Nicole Richie…but never you fear. It seems she’s exactly where we last left her: in a bikini, sunning herself on the beach, and looking damn fine.

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Topless Extras Have Changed Our Perception Of This “Spring Breakers” Movie

We judged wrong. Our first encounter with this movie was when we saw people peddling pictures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens wearing bright short-shorts; we assumed “Spring Breakers” was on a Teen Disney kind of level. Then we saw these extras partying topless on a balcony and we decided to invest some time and research in the matter. The plot actually sounds kinda dark! And it’s directed by Harmony Korine (of such vile and brain-blasting films as “Kids” and “Gummo”)!

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Can Tantric Pleasure Be Achieved With A Condom?

We had the pleasure of testing out ONE Condoms’ new Tantric Pleasures variety. They’re hands down the most design-conscious of any condom we’ve tried, but how does that translate when it comes to capital-A Action?

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Take A Fuck On The Wild Side

We have a soft spot for dicks who are bad boys. This one — you can tell he’s a rebel. He wants to take you down under the bleachers and show you a thing or two.

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“Girls On Girls On Girls” Put Racks On Racks On Racks

It’s hard work being a sensual, swaglicious, ice cold stunner of the lesbian porn circuit, but these babes make it look easy. They’re passionate professionals. If you stick two of together in front of a camera, you’ll have a spicy scene. If you put three of them in front of the camera, you’re going to have trouble getting them to stop.

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Karlie Kloss Says, “Fuck Me”

A hot bunch of the fashion industry’s leading female stylists, photographers, models, and artists have put together a series of videos called Fashion Fetish, and they’re releasing a video per week from now until June. Their first offering: a dark and sensual piece featuring Karlie Kloss in a bunch of slinky outfits and stockings titled, “Fuck Me.” Quick note: we will do whatever Karlie tells us.

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Jonathan Leder Is Making A Dark, Erotic, Violent, Retro Thriller (We Think)

It seems like it’s been forever since we’ve heard anything from Jacques Magazine or its creator, Jonathan Leder, but as it turns out, that’s because Mr. Leder has been hard at work on a film called “American Ecstasy.” What’s it about? Uh, well, we can’t really tell, but the trailer shows that there are guns, nudity, sex, fireworks, bondage, stressed-out eyebrows, sinister vibes, and lots of retro goodness.

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Addicted

It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

It wasn’t supposed to last this long.

It wasn’t supposed to be so addicting.

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How Did Violet Make Tom Waits And X-Mas Lights So Sexy?

If we didn’t know better, we’d say that Violet and Rye (of Uncommon Appetites) were randomly looking for video props when they stumbled upon a string of Christmas lights and the latest Tom Waits album, but we know better. They heard the song, they saw the video before them, and it was immediately clear that Violet would wrap her naked body in lights and dance for us. (Could we possibly love these two any more?)

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American Apparel Rings In Topless Sunbathing Season

What’s that? You’ve never heard of topless sunbathing season? Well, it’s a lot like bikini season…only way, way more fun.

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Ever Fisted A Teacher You Shouldn’t Have?

Could make for a sticky situation. But if the teacher in question is a sassy redheaded German one who’s into S&M, then you’re in luck.

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It Sure Is A “Swell Season” For Skinny Dipping!

Some crazy stuff happens after your music group wins an Oscar. Food begins to taste strange, everyone with a Grammy starts to resent you, and you’re expected to make a revealing documentary in which you bare your soul for the world to see. Or, if you want to go the route of “The Swell Season,” you can just go skinny dipping on camera. Your choice!

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Kayce Pierce (Playboy’s All Naturals)

 

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Tulisa Contostavlos Discusses The Sex Tape

Yesterday, Tulisa Contostavlos posted a YouTube video in which she admits that she is the woman in the sex tape that’s been circulating lately. She identifies the man who took the video, she discusses their relationship, and she is completely honest throughout the entire five-minute video.

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