This is our proposal, should you choose to accept it: ogle your heart out.
· Alece (eros-and-grace.net)
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· Kiera Winters
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*****

Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Okay, so we’ll venture to say probably the majority of asses are pretty enough to cum on… but this one is extra pretty. If asses were supermodels, we’d say this one is a Christy Turlington.

It’s so fair, so fine — all trim and neat with nary a blemish. Oh yeah, and it wriggles so invitingly, begging for a cock to be thrust in it. That’s probably the most exciting part. And then, after making said cock its bitch, it just sits there looking all demure again (and looking quite satisfied) waiting for its close up. But this ass is no diva. It doesn’t mind sharing the spotlight with a tidy little cum-squirt that really serves as a lovely complement. If only all stars were this accommodating…

· Cum on my wife’s ass (xtube.com)

Every so often, we come across an animated gif that’s so seamless, so beautifully constructed, that it truly elevates the craft up a notch and earns the title of cinemagraph. Today’s pick is one of those…and it’s so jaw droppingly beautiful, well, we’re having trouble picking our jaw up off the ground to say anything else about it.

[Via Reddit. Have a gif you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]

Jag Photo (jag-photo.tumblr.com)

I won’t even lie to you guys. I had no idea this “Next Friday Night” is a XXX comedy version of Katy Perry’s video for “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” until I did some digging. Why? Because the only time I hear Katy Perry is at the gym. Sue me! Once I watched the video, of course, it all became clear. The braces, the headgear, the bangs, and the dweeby but loyal best friend — even the extra silly fantasies of knights and swords are more or less all in “Next Friday Night.” Of course, “Next Friday Night” doesn’t have Hanson, Kenny G., Corey Feldman, or Debbie Gibson in its cast. Oh, hell no. But there is a lot of banging, so there’s that.

Alektra Blue stars as Betty, the nerdy spaz who’s super hot behind those glasses and headgear and braces. One of the popular girls in her class, played by Nikki Delano, is caught bonking her BF (Marco Rivera) and can’t have her big graduation party, so she and her bitchy cohort (Kaylani Lei) scheme to have Betty throw it instead. Although Betty’s painfully dorky best friend Dexter (Seth Gamble) tries to set her straight, she’s not having it. It’s her big chance with the hot popular meathead Ricky (Bill Bailey), so naturally, hormones win out over common sense as per the grand tradition of teen comedies everywhere.

It’s a simple plot but just enough to ease in anyone who isn’t comfy with wall-to-wall fucking, and it’s actually kind of funny. I didn’t chuckle or anything, but I thought to myself, “Hey, Alektra Blue is pretty funny!” Once I watched the Katy Perry video, it was apparent that her imitation was pretty good, too. The sex scenes are fairly typical, although there is more making out. The cast also uses condoms, a touchy topic that is way more complicated than I can or would be able to address here, but I dug it. More on that in the pros section of this review…

The first scene is with Rivera and Delano. There’s lots of making out before the couple goes through a number of positions; like most of the scenes in “Next Friday Night,” it didn’t really push my buttons but it could definitely appeal to a heterosexual couple. Rivera is good-looking and Delano has the typical blonde-and-boobs porn combo. It’s a good mix of cheesy couples porn and actually hardcore sex.

The next scene is the aforementioned Snow White fantasy with Ricky and Betty. As with the first scene, it’s pretty straight-forward, but Alektra is both funny and hot — she starts off the scene by taking off her headgear before getting down to business and definitely plays up the dorky girl going wild. Again, it’s a het-couple pleasing mix of romantic stuff like making out and slowly disrobing and lacy underwear mixed with porn star ballin’. Bailey is a typically good-looking guy who manages to look like a jock and a porn dude in a way that will not be too intimidating for the dudes but will interest the ladies. Alektra is definitely the most interesting performer of the bunch and seems the most into her scenes; she’s hot and she’s got some personality and a sense of humor, which works in her favor for these pretty straight-up scenes.

Once the party gets started, the other partygoers have their chance to get their freak on, but unfortunately it’s not all that freaky. The girl-girl scene with Stevie Shae and Tiffany Tyler has all the hallmarks of two female performers who really aren’t that into girls, down to Stevie’s French-tipped fingernails. Both performers seem scared or reluctant to actually put their faces in each others’ pussies and go to town; instead, they hover in the area and lick. While I understand these moves are more for the viewer, that doesn’t mean the viewer necessarily enjoys it. I’d rather see someone get off even if I don’t get an up close and personal view of someone licking her clit.

Next up is a threesome with director Barrett Blade, Kaylani Lei, and Brendon Miller. Kaylani seems into it, although the guys in their fright wigs are pretty ridiculous. They’re not gross or anything, but they definitely don’t bring the sexy in the same way Kaylani does. Band groupie, creepy van, etc.

The final scene with Alektra and Seth Gamble is the best in the movie. Dexter confesses his lurve for Betty, and they fuck in her childhood bed while a giant teddy bear looks on until it’s unceremoniously kicked off the best. (As it should be. I mean, really.) Seth is a good-looking guy, but unfortunately he keeps his Dexter collar on and his weird braceface overbite is in full effect. Still, they have some chemistry, which is made more explicit in the bonus sex scene from their movie together Breaking Up.

This little DVD extra is probably the hottest of them all, although it’s not technically part of the movie. It’s a little bit more hardcore, but it’s also more believable without the dorky get-ups. There’s way more oral sex for her, and although it’s still fairly performative — yes, we see you are licking! Good job, Seth! — Alektra seems to be genuinely getting off, or at least moreso than in “Next Friday Night.” Of course, the vibe of a comedy XXX is way different than something like Breaking Up, but it’s very interesting to compare the two.

Why this porn is good for straight girls:

It’s silly. Alektra isn’t afraid to fake a pratfall or contort her face around headgear, and in one particularly ridiculous scene, Bill Bailey tries to sweet talk a houseplant.

It’s pretty vanilla. There’s a little bit of cock-choking and face-slapping, but except for the threesome, the come shots aren’t facials. The dirty talk is also fairly tame. While I prefer things to be a little dirtier, it’s good to know what you like to watch and enter into your porn-enjoyment fun times with the knowledge that you’ll like what you see or that you can avoid what turns you off.

It’s full of condoms. As I said, the topic of condoms in porn is a thorny one, but seeing them onscreen shows that safer sex can be sexy sex.

It’s full of good-looking guys. Sure, they’re playing dumb jocks or super nerds, but they’re still not the yucky stars of yore. They’re there for your viewing pleasure as well.

Why this porn might not be so good for straight girls:

The emphasis is definitely not on the female performers’ pleasure. While orgasm isn’t the be-all, end-all of sex — and there are plenty of types of sex, not just P in the V kinds — I hope to see all of the performers get off, not just the dudes.

There’s a noticeable lack of body types. Not hot.

· Buy “Next Friday Night” (store.fleshbot.com)

*****

Previously: Porn For Straight Girls Archive

Given that cleavage is essentially a sneak peek at nudity–a barely restrained bit of flesh threatening to leap from behind the clothing that hides it–we feel a lot of tension when looking at Coco’s cleavage. Look at this itty bitty bikini! It’s like a tiny kite flying in the big sky of her boob! And don’t even get us started on her ass cleavage, that’s a whole other story. The point is: we’re kind of frightened.

But still, we visit Coco’s Twitter, we follow the links she lays down for us, we gaze upon her splendid body from a safe distance. It’s like going to see a volcano: she’s hot, she’s larger than life, and even though you know there could be an explosion at any moment, you have to be there because there’s something deep down inside you that forces you watch.

· Coco’s Twitter (twitter.com)
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

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All the college-aged folk just had a weeklong break, so why shouldn’t you? Flip off your boss, hit the beach, take your favorite book, call up some fuck buddies, just do what you have to do to change your scenery (both physical and mental). Or, if you can’t afford to do any of that, just live vicariously through these offerings from Netflix!

1. Adventures in Pornoland: Take a vacation from your job! That is, get a new, better, more exciting job that will put you in the path of pornstars. That’s what this Canadian director does when he needs to make some quick cash, and he ends up hanging out in Porn Valley with groovy characters like Kimberly Kane, Taylor Wane, Herschel Savage, and–of course–Ron Jeremy. And yes, you get to see porn being filmed. This is, in the purest sense, like watching porn without watching porn.

2. Sweet Sex and Love: Take a vacation from your significant other! Shin-ah has a night of random and passionate sex with Dong-gi, and after a second fling, she decides to leave her boyfriend and shack up with Dong-gi for good. Can their relationship develop past physical attraction and compatibility? More importantly, does it need to? This movie is sex and lust displayed as bluntly and cleanly as possible; no horror or extravagant emotion is needed to get these two in bed. There are a few weird moments that come up mid- and post-coitus, but we want you to discover those for yourself. Happy hunting!

3. Lake Consequence: Take a vacation from your repressed sexuality! Joan Severance is bored at home, her husband and son are away on a fishing trip, and she’s oddly attracted to Billy Zane, a local landscaper. She accidentally gets trapped in his trailer which he ends up driving to Lake Consequence, where Joan is discovered by Billy’s bisexual girlfriend. You can probably tell that a threesome is brewing. (It’s a really hot one, too!)

4. En la Cama: Take a vacation from anywhere that’s not a bed! This movie title literally translates to, “In the Bed,” and that’s where the camera stays for 84 minutes. It might sound slow, but let’s remember that “Room in Rome” took place in exactly two rooms in a hotel, and that movie was phenomenal. “En la Cama” is about two Chileans who meet a party and spend the night together, having sex, talking, reliving the past, and possibly–gosh, we hope!–exploring the future together.

5. Virtual Voyeur: Take a vacation from reality! This is a Cinemax TV movie from 2002 that looks like it was shot in the ’80s, but don’t let that discourage you. It’s as smutty and as modern as we are! You can tell what the plot is just by looking at the title and movie poster: there’s a virtual reality machine that’s able to make your wildest fantasy come to life, and everyone’s wild fantasy involves fucking someone in the virtual reality world. Do people die? Sure. Did we notice? Not with all the sex around!

[At top: a clip from "Virtual Voyeur" via Netflix (netflix.com)]

There are plenty of pornographers who consider themselves artists (with or without justification); sadly, there are fewer artists who delve into the realm of porn. But painter Bridget Reynolds isn’t afraid to get her canvas dirty, using her skills to render stills from porn movies in beautiful, monochromatic glory. Trust us: once you see her work, you’ll never think of double anal in quite the same way again.

· Bridget Reynolds (bridgetreynolds.tumblr.com)

[NB: Full disclosure--Bridget is, in fact, an illustrious Fleshbot intern, but we swear that's not why we wrote about her work. Honest.]

Most dudes we’ve come across tend to enjoy a girl who vocalizes when overcome with throes of passion. Not this guy! He’d prefer for this particularly squealy gal to take the stoic, silent route.

Sure, coital shushings can be sorta funny… but perhaps this is one of the reasons the lady’s now an ex. Not seeing eye-to-eye in the bedroom can certainly take a toll on a relationship. But that’s such a downer! To be honest, if we had a girl who loved to writhe on our cock with the stamina of a mustang it would take a lot more than unwanted squeals to turn us away. But alas, it’s not all a loss for we are left with this beautiful piece of fuckery, a shining sexual gem from the relationship rubble.

My buddy tapes his kinky gf before dumping her (pornhub.com)

Reality Junkies has a new series, and it’s all about older women seducing younger men! Yes, this does sound a lot like their “Cougar’s Prey” line, but it differs in a very important way: these women aren’t looking for disposable boys to take advantage of, they’re helping young men evolve into the responsible, experienced, sexually-capable adults they were destined to be. Can you feel the positivity?

Positivity sometimes feels like arousal, by the way. So if you’re feeling one, you might actually be feeling the other. Uh, anyway…

Roxanne Hall’s son is the school bully; it’s not something she’s proud of, but it’s how things are. One day, a nerd from her boy’s class, Michael Vegas, comes over and tattles on Roxanne’s son. Bullying is a serious problem in this country, and Roxanne wants to help Michael, but she can’t stand wimpy tattle-tales. There’s only one way to pick up his spirits and teach him to toughen up at the same time: hardcore sex. All it takes is a little doggy style bent over the dining table and a lot of pussy eating to get Michael the confidence that he so sorely needs. And if Roxanne’s kid ever gives him trouble again, he now has a handy repertoire of “Yo Mama” jokes with actual substance to them!

Johnny Castle interrupts Katsuni’s naked workout routine (which displeases her) to ask for her daughter’s hand in marriage (which displeases her even more). She knows Johnny is a nice, respectable man who will treat her daughter well, but she isn’t sure how his pussy pleasing skills are; Katsuni only wants the best for her daughter, so she fucks her boyfriend’s brains out! Of course, she first makes sure he has a mouth worry marrying, and though Johnny is a bit timid at first, he’s soon hungrily lapping at her ass and pussy until Katsuni is begging to be boned. All in all, mama Katsuni feels good about Johnny’s sexual future, and as he busts a load across her chin and chest, she says, “Welcome to the family!”

Get this: Bill Bailey is spreading the word of God, and he ends up at Nina Hartley’s house to tell her about the virtues of celibacy. He’s selling celibacy to Nina fucking Hartley! That’s precious. Nina just happens to be wearing a sexy lingerie and stockings set when she answers the door, and she puts it to good use converting Bill to the Church of the Holy Cougar. It’s not like Nina is trying to get between Bill and his faith, she just wants to ride his thick, young cock for hours and hours. She even lets him continue to talk about God! Well, as long as “God” comes after the word “Oh” and before the words “I’m coming!”

This stuff is heartwarming. Boys are learning to be better lovers, more independent, and wiser in the ways of the world, and it’s all thanks to a few good milves. Unfortunately, “A Few Good Milves” is that courtroom parody porn, so this movie is simply called “MILFs Seeking Boys.” It’s sensible.

· Reality Junkies (realityjunkies.com)
· Buy “MILFs Seeking Boys” (adultdvdempire.com)

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Also, it makes us a little sad that these photos didn’t appear a year ago, when we could have packaged them with a really sweet “Winter’s Bone” pun. Not that making sex jokes about a movie about an impoverished youth searching for her father’s killer is really any more appropriate than sex jokes about a movie in which children ritually slay each other for mass entertainment. (But, you know, bone.) (Hollywood Tuna)

Paz, are you hurting your butt with this shoot? Did Terry Richardson tell you to do this? We know you two have been working together a lot lately, and we know we said that you should probs just get married, but we take it all back if he’s advising you to mold your ass upon the jagged bark of a palm tree. That’s not a healthy relationship, Paz!

Then again, maybe you like the feeling of rough tree bark digging into your ass. We can get down with that, and if that’s the case, then please: just get married to Terry already. You guys can have a room full of uncomfortable furniture that will bite into your flesh where you can take pictures and love each other and be happy forever.

· Terry’s Diary (terrysdiary.com)

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“I’ve been thinking about your lips, about how it would feel for my cock to slide along them, between them.”

She responds, in moments, with a photo of her luscious, pouting lips.

“Good girl.”

Some hours pass. I write, “I’m haunted by the thought of my hands, between your legs, cupping your ass, pressing the meat of my palm against your cunt.”

Moments later, a picture of her crotch, in black lace panties, jeans around her thighs, appears.

“I want to feel your ass, to pound against it.”

Somehow, she contorts herself, and sends me a picture of her magnificent, heart-shaped ass, as she’s bending over.

“Tomorrow, I want to pick your clothes.”

“I’d like that,” she replies. And when she’s home, she sends me my choices – various thongs, boyshorts, and bikini briefs; a few bras; a couple of skirts, and jeans; some tops; some shoes.

I e-mail her my selections.

In the morning, I get a series of shots – first, her, nude, wet, stepping out of the shower. Then, her ass in the boyshorts I picked, resplendent. Then, her breasts bulging out of the skimpy bra I chose. Then, straining against the pastel cotton top. Finally, in the skirt and shoes I picked, her legs and feet, long, slender, delicious.

“Thank you for making my morning so hot,” she writes.

I send her my own pictures. I’ll never stop feeling self-conscious when sending pictures of my eyes, my chest, my biceps. I’m trim, fit, muscular. But I have a history – first, of being scrawny, then, of being fat. There was never a “fit” stage in between. But now, in my 40s, I’m fit, lean. I look good, but I have vestigial shame.

She combats that shame, that embarrassment: every photo elicits effusion: “GAWD! You’re hot.” “I’m dripping.” “Fuck!”

More than anything, her responsiveness is what excites me. Sure, she’s hot – her hair is curly, red. Her lips full, big. Her face, freckled. Her breasts, round, full. Her ass, meaty, grabbable, not at all fat. Her thighs, her legs, substantial but muscular.

I don’t even have to ask for her to respond: if I like something, she delivers it. If I want something, she gives it to me.

I worry sometimes that I’m taking advantage of her, that, in the words of a friend, I’m a predator. But she seems to so enjoy it. It seems, genuinely, that we both thrive in this relationship.

I know we can never meet, that my cock is forever destined to dance across her lips only in my, in her fantasies. But I think it’s better that way.

Republished with permission from My Dissolute Life. Want to see your true tale of lust on Fleshbot? Contact us. Photo by John B. Root.

Back in college, we once had a guest lecturer in a creative writing seminar who told us that sex scenes are fine to write about, but she added, “please, for the love of God, no bodice ripping.” Hey, that’s fine by us! We prefer bodices to be slowly untied while the wearer gasps at the unfamiliar feeling of fingers marching down the skin between her breasts.

And we’re happy to see that Bettina Zimmermann and Stefan Jurgens feel the same! There’s no need for the wanton destruction of clothing when it’s just as thrilling–nay, even more torturously delicious–to remove the many layers of Bettina’s outfit with patience and attention to every bit of flesh that gets revealed. Yes, that’s what gets our motors running: elaborate costuming.

· “Das unbezähmbare Herz” (imdb.com)

Ugh, Alison Brie; this woman is torture. She gets us all hot and bothered with her bizarrely juvenile Christmas songs, she gets into spank fights with her lingerie-clad costars, and we know for a fact that she keeps her cleavage deliberately pointed at the camera. What do you want from us, Alison Brie?

Do you want us to ogle your latest spread in Details magazine? We’re doing that! There are only two pictures, and we’re ogling as hard as we can! Do you want us to buy a subscription to Details? That seems a little extreme, but as long as you promise to have pictures in that magazine every month–and yeah, you better be wearing those red heels–then we’ll buy the damn subscription. God! The things we do for women who don’t even know us!

· Details (details.com)

Or is it just Felix from Burning Angel? Ah, well, to see this lady fondled, flipped and fucked before an altar of crushed velvet and candles, we’ll cross over to the dark side in a jiffy.

That Tommy sure is one lucky fellow… Maybe he sold his soul to Satan himself, but doesn’t it seem quite worth it for a glimpse of Felix’s sweet natural breasts slinging wildly back and forth — as a result of plunging your very own cock into her wet pussy? Or the view of her ass from the back as she reams a ferocious reverse cowgirl upon you? Or takes that dark whore mouth and wraps it around your throbbing-to-cum dick? If the road to hell is paved with Felixes, well… we’ll take ourselves a quite leisurely stroll down.

· Buy/watch The Whores Of Darkness (theater.aebn.net)

· Via AEBN Porn Pay Per View Network and Adult Video On Demand (theater.aebn.net)

Rob Guimaraes, a.k.a. Nihilus Zero has a brilliant idea for a photoseries: he gets girls in the backseat of his car, he drives around, he photographs them masturbating, and then he makes a collage out of the images. Their bodies, the light pouring through the windows, and the positions they discover in the cramped dimensions of the car combine to make something really beautiful and innocent. Plus: tons of female masturbation!

It’s hard to pick a favorite out of this series–and we didn’t include all of Rob’s pictures in the gallery below–but right now, we’re leaning towards the girl who masturbates using the spine of a copy of “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance” because that adds another level of joke to the title “AutoErotica.”

· AutoErotica (nihiluszero.com)
· Via (indienudes.com)

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There’s a movie-making concept that’s best summed-up as “Hey, let’s smash a bunch of cool things together and make a supercool thing!” When Americans do it, we get “Alien Vs. Predator” or “Mega Shark Versus Crocasaurus”; when South Koreans do it, they get Zola’s “Therese Raquin” starring vampires who fuck each other senseless in the first mainstream Korean film to feature full-frontal adult male nudity. Yeah, we’re extremely jealous!

Maybe next time we’ll know better. What if we combine E.M. Forster’s “A Room with a View” with werewolves and a completely naked Helena Bonham Carter? See, as good as this sounds, we can’t help but feel that it’s missing Mega Shark. Curse us and our country’s CG-monster addiction!

· “Thirst” (imdb.com)