And that definitely includes spending some quality time with yourself and your most favorite babes.
As if a lively doggystyle fuck weren’t enough, these intrepid amateurs have also worked in a variety of camera angles, a number of from-behind setups, and even a quick BJ for good measure.
Though she’s often celebrated for her tremendous rack, Gianna Michaels isn’t just a pair of phenomenal tits. No, as evidenced by this delightful gif, she’s also an amazingly fantastic ass (and, um, a wonderful human being and stuff too).
The gauzy cinematography and Kenny G-lite (that’s right: imagine Kenny G but lite) soundtrack might suggest a different title than “Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends,” but Whatever.
Last month we learned that Jenna Haze was retiring from porn–and we’ve been wondering ever since where we’d see her next. Granted, we knew she’d still be directing pornos and feature dancing…but, uh, are we the only ones who are surprised to see her popping up at a Taylor Momsen show, giving the teen rocker a lap dance?
It looks like Mario Sorrenti was trying to get these pictures ready for Vogue, touching them up here and there, and he accidentally turned her nipples into nipples. We’re not complaining, but really Mario, that’s so sloppy of you. Everybody knows that nipples should only be italicized.
Which, mind you, we are only saying with the deepest love, respect, and admiration for Ms. Angel. Also because those words are plastered all over these polaroids that the one and only Steve Prue took of Joanna–and we know better than to question Steve Prue.
A woman’s face: it can do things to a dick that vaginas can only dream of, all while upholding the beauty of the fairer sex. And some may argue it’s in one of its fairest forms when serving as a canvas for a healthy dose of jizz.
Inari Vachs is worried that her daughter, Alyssa Branch, shouldn’t be dating anyone her first semester in college, but she lets her bring Joey Brass home for dinner anyway. Big mistake! Instant attraction! Also in this fine movie: Nica Noelle gets lovingly fucked by Mr. Marcus. Join us, won’t you?
When we’re getting in touch with our primal side, why not go all the way?
This story comes with a little history lesson about me so I will get that out of away so it will flow properly.
I love being on top. I come intensely when I am riding a cock. There is a slight problem with me in this position…I can get very violent and I have punched my own husband in the face Californication style, except I punch better and harder than that girl on the show. I loosened Clark’s tooth and he just loves telling people how he may lose his tooth due to a punch in the face from his loving better half. I guess he’s proud that his wife can throw a punch and in the heat of passion.
Francesca Le: what a cool lady. She started doing porn in 1990, retired four years later, came back in 2000, and she’s been blowing our minds with her marvelous MILF powers ever since. She’s the kind of lady you’d want to take to prom so all your enemies can go, “Ha, did that guy take his mom? Oh, wait, oh my God…”
We’ve long held that reading is a damn sexy activity–and tumblog Erotism & Literature proves we’re not alone in that thought. An aggregation of photos of sexy bibliophiles, it’s an excellent argument for the importance of literacy…or, well, the sexiness of literacy, anyway.
The ocean: constantly rolling, gorgeous to gaze upon, can drag men to their graves. Kelly Divine’s big ass: same difference, but for some reason Anthony Rosano thinks it’s a good idea to ride it on his own. You could at least wear a lifejacket, Anthony!
It’s not funny, Stoya. We’re trying to have intimate moments with the women in our lives, but all we can think about is you: finding patches of sun with your hair, pointing your gumdrop nipples at the world, arching your back so we can see the bright red tights covering your ass. And hey, that last move looks like it was taken from Faye Reagan’s book, what’s that about, Stoya?
We probably shouldn’t describe “In the Land of Blood and Honey,” a film centered around the Bosnian War, as “sexy,” but look: love pops up in strange places, therefore sex and nudity do the same. Now that we’ve got the formalities out of the way, we can go back to our normal tone. Daaaamn, Zana Marjanovic has some nice titties.