Today we will be perfecting the art of naked lounging. Here are some examples.

The title of this video is “Teens doing it for the first time”. That, we don’t quite believe. Or at least it’s definitely not the case for this skinny blonde minx. Her partner may be unsure what to do with his dick, but she doesn’t mind captaining this ship to the fabled lands of 69, doggy, cowgirl and beyond.

Is there anything giant tits can’t do? Let us rephrase that. Is there any mundane activity that we wouldn’t pay to watch giant tits do? Probably not! And being that we’re rabid cinephiles (of a sort), we’re not just into the typical boob-moving activities like jumping and churning butter; we’re all about the small movements that you don’t normally notice. Who thinks about rolling over? Who could possibly get off on watching a greased up busty lady flipping to her front?

I liked this movie a lot, but that doesn’t mean I feel any better about myself.

In a retro-glamorous shoot that has a touch of the surreal, Vogue Italia forgets the trouble of finding a model who can match the sexiness of Arizona. They were all, “Who would look good with Arizona Muse?” It turns out the answer was there all along.

Nate “Igor” Smith was looking forward to spending some time with Kory, getting to know her, and casually killing a roll or two of film in his hotel room. Unfortunately, she showed up five minutes after his check-out time. Did Igor give up? Hell naw. He handled his business, Kory got naked, and some beautiful pictures came out of the ten-minute panic.

We’ve always considered ourselves pretty decent pupils here. But a student can only be as good as their teacher, right? Maybe if all our teachers had massive tit-fucking boobs and a face that makes giant cocks disappear we would have made the honor roll…

Everybody loves a free ass giveaway, especially when the asses are attached to super slutty Europorn babes. Of course, as any eroto-economist will tell you, there’s no such thing as a free ass. So what do these girls want in return?

Maybe it’s just because it’s Monday and we’re a little slow, but we’re having some trouble figuring out this Sasha Grey PSA for Equal Pay Day. It’s cool that she’s throwing her celebrity behind a cause as noble as getting equal pay for women (because, honestly, it’s stupid that this is still an issue), but what is this video communicating? Also, there are people having sex in the background.

She’s got ratty jeans, the Timberland boots, the blonde hair, and a half-mesh top that shows a lot of titty. Rihanna proves that no matter what she’s wearing–even when she looks like the black female version of Kurt Cobain–she’s still insanely hot and does not care for opaque clothing.

It had been two weeks since I had sex.

It had been two weeks since I had his cock in my mouth.

It had been two weeks since his mouth was near my ear.

Then again, pretty much everyone in “Spartacus: Vengeance” is some form of jerk, so everybody’s having the sex. In this case, we’re talking about Glaber, who bid farewell to his pregnant wife and then promptly hopped into bed with the sister of the man he executed for talking about the slave rebellion. There are so many layers of jerkdom there.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any nudity from those “The Only Way Is Essex” ladies, but fortunately, Frankie Essex is living up to her name with a bit of commando cab action. We respect her wishes to go pantyless for the night, but we feel like she should’ve anticipated the power of the paparazzi and maybe waited until she left the car to take her undies off. But hey, we’re not complaining!

Misha usually has her hands in a lot of projects at once, so it’s nice to see her put her hands in one place at the same time. Specifically, it’s nice to see her hands inside Gabby.

Wait a minute, didn’t we just see a Mario Testino retrospective? And wasn’t it also brimming with some of our favorite racy photos by our favorite racy photo creator? Yes and yes, but remember what’s been said about gift horses and their mouths: we don’t look gift horses in the mouth unless its teeth contain a Mario Testino retrospective.

Lizzie wants a part in “Santa Monica Cop,” so she gives Charlie a hot tub blowjob. We don’t see anything wrong with this! Oh sure, she’s just using him to help her career, but did you ever consider that Charlie uses women to help his self-esteem? You did? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious. The point is this: give Lizzie all of the parts in “Santa Monica Cop” as long as she keeps showing her tits week after week.