Because sometimes it can feel quite lovely indeed.

It’s no secret we’re head over heels for Max and Lilyanne, the beautiful sexhibitionists behind Pornographic Love. Most recently we lusted with them for Valentine’s Day, and before that, Halloween. This time there’s no holiday regalia in sight — just simple and exquisite fucking.

Who says Jell-O is the only tasty treat with a little bit of jiggle? Certainly not us–and, we’d warrant, no big boob aficionado worth their salt. But for any of you who haven’t yet fully appreciated the jiggly goodness of a delightful rack…we urge you to check out this gif, stat.

Photo by JM Darling

That feat of sexual hydraulics known as squirting is always a crowd-pleaser, especially when it soaks the fourth wall and the cameraman needs to wipe the lens.

Nice try, though, and it’s a very lovely dye job, and we’re honestly quite impressed by how well it works with the black dress, but there we go already, talking about the dress that frames your side- and underboob. We totally weren’t ready to talk about it yet. Alas! These things seem to escape us. (Like how your boobs seem to escape you, Ms. Perry.)

And India Reynolds is the midwife who has helped bring them into the smutty, dirty, British world of lad mag stardom. Their names are Gracie Lewis, Nicole Neal, Rosie O’Brian, Paige Tyler, and Jess Kingham; learn them well, for they will be visiting you in your dreams and you should try to make a good impression!

Some brilliant blogger finally put together a place where we can find super steamy, sensual, hardcore, and softcore images of black bodies going at it, and it’s called Black Erotica. We don’t really know what else to say besides, “Yo, bookmark this!”

She doesn’t shy away from sundry personal accoutrements: cue Magic Wand-style vibrator and — holy smokes, is that a miniature fuck machine we spy? Why, yes! Play on, girl.

Whoa, “Lesbian Sorority” sounds like heaven. Just think about it: educated babes, living in a house together, throwing parties, getting drunk, doing big charity works, occasionally running into each other in the shower, and there are no grimy boys to worry about. Can you imagine what the hazing must be like? Dude. The hazing.

Well, James Deen certainly is having the cultural moment, isn’t he? In short shrift, the dashing young pornstar has been profiled by Good Magazine, Nightline, and the New York Observer, with the possibility of a role in a Bret Easton Ellis movie being dangled in front of him as well.

Something or someone is clearly pleasing the celebrity smut gods, because we’ve been treated to an unusually dense season of leaked nudes, alleged naughtiness, and rumored sex tapes. First we had the Hendricks/Munn debacle, then we hear that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, and now two pictures of someone who looks like Olivia Wilde show up! It’s overwhelming. Anyway, let’s get to investigating, shall we?

In the chair by the side of your bed– hovering like and angel over your damaged body, I do the only thing I know how, the thing I do the best. Lifting you in my hands, massaging your balls– feeling the mass fill my hands. Kneading and stroking you to hard- like a nurse, or a whore, or a fluffer– perhaps all three in one, but certainly an expert in milking cock.

Are you familiar with Steve Prue? We are all about this gentleman, and when we found out that he has his own slice of life in the Darling House cake, we were ecstatic. Either Prue and Darling will become besties, or they’ll destroy each other, but no matter what they do, one thing is certain: we’re about to see a lot of naked ladies.

Or should we say what colors? Obviously, a woman of mixed heritage like yourself would never limit your panties to just one mundane choice. Polka dots are a far more fitting choice for such a worldly woman.

Sometimes it’s nice to turn off the TV, put away the cell phone, whip up a couple mugs of hot chocolate, and sit down with Jenaveve Jolie. If you spice her cocoa just right, she’ll even tell you about the wall-mounted dicks she’s encountered during her travels.

Underboob is arguably the rarest and sweetest of all the visions of cleavage because, honestly, not many people bother to wear clothing cut for underboobage. Fortunately, this former Playboy Playmate has more than enough underboob to go around, and she’s literally shoveling this delicacy down our throats.

Honestly, can you think of anything nicer? This guy has a hammock inside his house–that’s the baseline of awesomeness–and then his lady rides him cowgirl while wearing a whole mess of dangly necklaces that accentuate her beautiful tits. What more could you ask for? A glass of post-coital lemonade?