Didn’t you know? What happens on Leap Day stays with Leap Day. So… get wild. We won’t tell.
We don’t know much about watercrafts, but we know a sweet blowjob when we see one, and this is certainly that. What could be better than rowing out onto a lake, finding a private spot behind some weeds, and getting a sweet suckjob in the summer sun?
…please stick to the rivers and the faucets that you’re used to. We know that you’re gonna have orgasms or nothing at all,
but we think a waterfall just might be moving too fast.
Dulce Media’s “El Gordo y La Flaca XXX” captures the spirit of the long-running Univision show perfectly in this first mass-market Spanish language porn.
There’s a big announcement coming up and I don’t mean those invitations for the iPad 3 launch Apple just sent out.
This is something that will rock your world, but like Apple, Kink’s keeping this under wraps until it’s ready — and it will be ready very soon.
Cloning sheep? Eh, that’s cool, but we’re pretty sure sheep are good at making other sheep. Cloning edible meat so you can have a vat-grown hamburger? That’s a step in the right direction, but we’d rather do Boca Burgers. Cloning lad mag babes and letting them run around your bedroom? Now you’re talking our language. High five, science!
The last time we tried to get in shape, we came to this conclusion: “Fuck crunches.” That quickly turned into “fuck crunches!” Who says you have to lie on your back and lift your feeble torso when you could have much more fun by riding a cock by lifting your sexy butt?
We like facials, but we’d pay good money to watch a movie in which Katie St. Ives turns on the bullet time and barrel rolls away from the fat ropes of jizz that are flying through the air towards her face. Anyway, that’s not this movie. This is about women who face their facials with bravery, and we are about to conscientiously objectify them.
When people think of Vegas they think of, at least, debauchery and, at most, a modern Sodom on top of a modern Gomorrah. Add the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and you have a combination that many think raises the decadence level to Caligula marrying Nero.
We’re not even trying to be snarky with this post. This is a clip of a woman crawling sexily into a crocodile. Or is that an alligator? God, how are we supposed to get off on this when we can’t even properly identify giant lizards?
Choosing the right webmaster is one of the most important decisions a performer can make — it’s possibly more important than choosing a name. I’ve owned BobbiStarr.com since I entered the business, but I agonized for years as to who to work with to put my vision and personality online.
There’s a lot of webmasters and they promise the world, but the biggest problem is that all too often these webmasters handle too many girls. Your site looks strangely like the other sites he or she handles.
Richard Avery is committed to only working with a few girls and developing sites that reflect their personality. He was the solution to the conundrum that plagued me for a very long time.
Just when we think that Irina Shayk’s glorious curves have retired from public life…she proves us wrong by staging a lovely exhibition of sideboob. Although, you know, we were just kidding about thinking she’d retired from showing off her curves–we know Irina’d never do that to us.
Listen, we’re not saying you specifically deserve to have a bunch of juicy Brazilian asses lining the halls of your castle, because maybe that’s not your thing. What we mean is every single person should have something in his or her life that is as glorious as a “Big Ass Anal Brazilian Orgy.” Look at those five beautiful words. Don’t you wish you had five words that defined your whole existence, too?
We’re used to seeing nudity sell clothes and jewelry, but we’ve never opened up a magazine and said, “Ah, yes, Chanel’s new scissoring ad. How quaint.” That is, until today. We don’t know what message Bambi Magazine is trying to convey, but we’re ever so happy they speak the language of nipple biting and smeared lipstick.
She’s a lonely young mother, he’s a rugged mountaineer; what do they have in common? They like to have sex like a pair of lazy tree slugs! And you know what? That’s cool with us. Life is stressful enough without worrying that you’re screwing too slowly. This ain’t a race.