Forget about thinking… just go with your feelings (the ones that feel sexiest).

It’s not just because we think the sex will be great, it’s because if we’re attacked by bears on our honeymoon, one kick from your glorious and gorgeous legs will send those teddys flying. And the post-bear-kicking sex will be phenomenal.

Friends will help you find someone to fuck. Good friends will have a threesome with you. But the best friends? They’ll hold your partner by the shoulders while you eat her out, selflessly giving of themselves so that she can achieve the wondering that is a mid-air orgasm.

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Roughly translated, axis mundi means the center of the world.

For as long as I can remember and quite possibly for as long as I’ve been alive, the axis mundi of the adult industry has been the San Fernando Valley. The reasons I’ve been given are many: the access to film processors (though that argument is negligible in this day and age considering how few porn movies are shot on film), a trained labor force to shoot those films (again, now a thin argument) and a ready pool of good looking people who need money (arguably as true today as it was in the early ’80s — arguably).

It’s soft yet powerful, forthright yet discreet. Like a Southern gentleman extending his hand, the Tor II from Lelo graciously invited my clit to dance the Charleston. And how!

White backgrounds, intimate interviews, hyphy music, and a simple focus on fucking: you see these things quite often in porn these days, but it’s a whole other ball game when Ivan is calling the shots. Oh, and this movie stars Jessie Andrews, Samantha Saint, Lily Carter, and Jynx Maze, so, you know, that means this will be extra good.

If there was ever a pornstress who treated adult films like performance art (without being a dick about it) it is Hollie Stevens. Now the Kansas City native/San Francisco transplant is fighting cancer and her friends are reaching out to fans for assistance.

It’s never a good idea to bring electronics in the bath with you, especially when you’re all slick with soap and horniness, but sometimes you need to film yourself masturbating in the tub for the good of humanity. It’s for the good of humanity!

Neat little fact: the phrase “bangin’ ass,” as in “Damn, that is one bangin’ ass on Ivanka over there,” does not directly refer to the ass being banged by a long, hard object. It actually refers to the way the butt moves as its owner walks around, bouncing them cheeks, literally banging against the fabric of spacetime.

We sometimes forget that The Asylum produces more than mockbusters, but then a movie like “Celebrity Sex Tape” comes out and we go, “Oh yeah, they are perfectly capable of coming up with an original script that contains non-stop nudity and is 100% crazyballs!”

Sometimes things in life go full circle.

When I first watched porn, my boyfriend at the time sat me down and showed me a Kink.com scene. I’m no prude and at the time I’d seen porn but I’d seen nothing like the restraints, the BDSM (which I didn’t even know what the initials meant at the time) and the toys that Kink used.

The other night our fucking was simple and fantastic. At least that’s how I remembered it. Sometimes we have crazy, athletic, complicated sex. This was not that. We started off simply, teasing each other a little bit as we removed our clothes. I climbed onto the bed and knelt with my knees spread a little bit as D slid his jeans down his hips until they sat as low as they could be without being completely obscene. This turns me on tremendously.

There’s that saying that every woman wants to believe she gives the best blowjob in the world.

As someone who works around many women who give blowjobs on at least a daily basis, I find this to be true. However, unlike most women, I work in an industry where people actually do keep score on how good your blowjobs are — or how well you fuck in general.

>We admit it: we may have been a little too busy sleeping having an awesome adventure to actually tune into the Oscars last night–but we’re kind of kicking ourselves for missing the action now. No, not because of Billy Crystal’s antics; we’re pretty grateful we missed those. No, we sort wish we’d tuned in simply because Egotastic seems convinced that Jennifer Lopez actually slipped some areola onscreen.

Yep, back when Stoya was Stoya Doll, she was showing up in Teravision movies with brightly dyed hair and a hard plastic cock strapped to her waist. Do you think Stoya is still capable of whipping out the strap-on, or is she like Samson with all of her toy based powers kept in her hair?

In the past year, Bobbi Starr has become an Evil Angel director, Fleshbot’s Extreme Pornstar Champion, and AVN’s 2012 Female Performer of the Year. How on earth can she top all that? Why, by picking up her keyboard and doing a week long sting as Fleshbot’s guest editor. Stay tuned for a week of sexy revelations from one fo the best pornstars in the world (who, we’d like to remind you, has been a long time object of our affection)…you can follow it all right here.

Arden Leigh is a professional dominatrix who took all of her man-controlling skills and used them to turn herself into one of the leading female seduction experts. This photoshoot, in which she makes cupcakes wearing nothing but an apron, is clearly a calculated attempt to pluck our heart strings, our hard ons, and our Oedipal complexes. Damn her; it worked perfectly!