Because you can never have too many! (Especially if they’re babes.)
This is just like “The Jungle Book,” except Shere Khan is a woman in a tiger bikini, and Mowgli is the penis, and this simile is horrible. Let’s try this again.
It’s almost hard to believe that anything this beautiful could be considered smut–but we suppose that the whole part where one lady’s face is in another lady’s sexy parts could make some people see it as, you know, not high art. We, however, feel that something of this caliber should be hanging in an art museum. If, uh, art museums showcased animated gifs.
It’s quite a freaky, hardcore compilation of scenes if the one featuring Audrey Hollander looks the tamest, but “Bound 5″ makes us never want to visit the butterfly exhibit at USC ever again.
Camilla Luddington, whose nudity we all enjoyed on last week’s episode of “Californication,” has this to say about her experience playing Kate Middleton in a movie. “Right before I got Will and Kate, a fake Facebook page was created about me, and it had all this information that was wrong. They said that I was a Jewish bi-sexual Republican—hilarious.”
Every once in a while, there comes a porn so shocking, so mind blowing, so wrong…that, well, you know it had to be put together by Lee Roy Myers. Yes, the man who brought you Marge and Homer getting it on has done it again, this time bringing “Family Guy” to porny life. (Although, we have to admit, this one is a little more obvious as XXX source material).
It’s fresh, it’s rare, and half the population never gets to see this view. We might miss seeing the pussy (we always miss the sight of vagina), but when the woman holds the camera, you get to feel the force of her being fucked, and that’s a unique treat.
Then again, Magellan didn’t decide to travel around the Earth an additional eight times because it made him come. As far as we know. The point is that all you fools who still believe that butts are flat are about to have your minds blown by the spherical (really, peach-shaped) glory of Gia Steel’s giant ass.
Sure, beds can be sumptuous and comfy, but the floor… there’s so much room to roll, to writhe, to pin your lover back and grind them into the baseboards.
Based on the fantasies shared by women on this site, you men on the make would do well to hang out in bars. Also, you’d do well to forget your name and operate anonymously. There was Sloane’s Fantasy Experiment, then my wife had a quick, anonymous tryst in the bathroom (and then there was that time the fantasy got real – and planted the seed for this one?). The approving comments from female readers have confirmed that bar fucks are having their moment. This longing for anonymity fascinates me, and not only because it is shared by my wife. This desire for pure sex without the chance of consequences fascinates me, maybe because although I love pure sex as much as the next person, I love the chance of consequences, the human touch, at least as much.
Can you believe us? All this time talking about our favorite scenes, and we’re only getting to Gianna Michaels now? In our defense, the fact that we waited means we get to show you clips instead of just describing the scenes with our boring words; you folk prefer moving pictures of hardcore action to words, right?
Let’s examine the evidence: every day, it seems like we uncover a new picture of them, their beautiful curves encouraging us to ogle and admire. Wherever we turn, there they are–as if they’re following us, or seeking us out or something. If there’s any other explanation for this crazy phenomenon, we can’t imagine what it might be…but Kate’s boobs, if you’re wondering, we totally like like you as well.
We tried to be thorough with the BBW encyclopedia entry we wrote yesterday, but we realize that we left out one super important facet of fat admiration: titfucking! Bunny de la Cruz has huge breasts that make wrapping up a cock insanely easy and ridiculously hot.
Nate “Igor” Smith, owner and operator of Driven By Boredom, may never be the same again. He had a run in with Mary Jane and some serious model pussy, and then he spent the afternoon photographing them together. People always say you can’t get addicted to that stuff, but here we are, browsing through 45 pictures of a girl and her cat. (Gotcha!)
Yes, the devil takes many forms in this world, and in 1986, the devil’s favorite form to take was a young, topless Sophie Marceau running around Haiti. Sophie doesn’t recall being naked so often in her film career, but here we are, watching evidence of the demonic possession of her petite, perky boobs.