She’s African royalty. She’s got legs as long and delicious as her name. She’s made “House of Lies” our newest TV obsession. She’s frequently topless. Yeah, this is clearly a woman we need to know better, so here goes another one of our Field Guides!
It’s hard to make cunnilingus look good in porn. Either you can’t see anything because there’s a face blocking all the action, or you’re watching gentle, uninteresting cunnilingus conducted from a distance. But hey, these two figured out how to make it hot!
And we should all be grateful to her for that. We’ve heard a rumor that, should Abella ever cease her perpetual fuck motion, the world itself might stop spinning; throwing the planet off its axis and life itself into complete disarray.
It’s been over a decade since “Bend Over Boyfriend” taught straight couples about the joys of pegging–and though we’ll always love and cherish that classic bit of eduporn, we definitely think its time of an update. Enter Tristan Taormino’s “Expert Guide to Pegging,” a sexy, informative, and very fun movie that mixes great sex ed with even better porn.
Ironic that we need look no further than the goopy squalor of a movie like “It’s Facials 3″ for a perfect crystallization of porn industry debasement.
It’s hard to put into words just how much we adore Lily LaBeau. She’s gorgeous, sure–but that’s not even close to half of why we find her so charming. She’s also smart, funny, bursting with personality…and are you aware that she enjoys having phenomenal sex in front of cameras?
“Gosh,” you must be thinking, “that sure is a unique nickname. How did Megan Fox earn such a moniker?” If you’ve spent any time at the beach with Megan, then you know that her breasts respond in a very specific way to cold water and an insistent breeze. Incidentally, people used to call her Megan “Specific Nipples” Fox.
Every video on XTube is, obviously, for the people who enjoy XTube, but we think it’s sweet that this young woman specifically dedicated her masturbation session to the website that hosts her–and many others’–sexy antics. Pay it forward with positivity, we always say! Pay it with your pussy!
At what point does Selena Rose begin wrecking relationships? Does it happen as soon as she puts her mouth on a dick, or is her gaze alone enough to scorch a happy home? More importantly, how has Selena’s presence in the community affected your marriage? Maybe you should avoid telling her about the block party.
Even though we don’t like breasts to be all wrapped up and hidden from sight, we do go crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed tit. Fortunately, so does Heidi Leigh, the creator of a breast puppet blog that showcases the finest fashion in all of nippledom. Many of the body parts featured therein belong to her and her friends, and we have to say, Heidi has some sweet buppets.
Despite warming temperatures here in the Northeast, we’ve been dreaming of a sultry seaside getaway. We want the heat, the sweat, the… nudity.
There comes a time in every relationship (because I have yet to find one couple whom this does not happen to) that the amount of sex one has falls drastically. Either he’s tired, or you’re tired or the libido of either one of you is just not up to par. I have found my own personal solution to it…
Who among us didn’t spend their youth dreaming of a XXX tryst with pneumatic video game badass Lara Croft? We’ve already given you a look at how the stars of “Tomb Raider XXX” stack up to their video game counterparts…now we’ve got an exclusive look at the hardcore trailer for said film.
Just think: there was a time when Mollie King was the only member of the British girl group The Saturdays to not show nipple, panties, or anything else that delights our voyeuristic side. Then she started showing nipple (twice, in fact, with a short interval) and now we feel like she really belongs in that band.
This is a clip from the original “Battle of the Asses,” but you’d never know it by the way Michael Stefano lavishes attention on Pinky’s posterior, completely ignoring Cherokee D’Ass. We assume Cherokee feels left out, but then again, she seems to like groping Pinky more than anything in the world (except shaking her rump for the camera, which is her true passion).
When you dig Emily’s huge blonde hair, her high-waisted pants, and her retro-cut coats colored a luscious bubblegum pink, you can imagine what it’d be like to date a powerful doo-wop singer. Seeing her boobs makes us feel like we’re perving on The Paris Sisters or maybe The Ronettes, which, in turns, makes us feel like Phil Spector.
When you work with smut on a daily basis, you learn a few handy things about the forces of unspeakable evil that dwell just beneath the surface of normal life. That’s why we can totally tell what’s going on in this British teen slasher: people are taking their own lives, a lovelorn killer is stalking the youth, and as soon as Jennie Jacques takes her bra off, winged hell bats will erupt from between her tits.
