We’re all about spreading love… or legs, if you’re a babe. How kind, indeed!

What makes this girl “so crazy” anyway? She just seems like a nice, healthy, excitable young woman having a good time with a penis. Maybe she’s waiting until April 16th to start doing her taxes. That’d be crazy!

…wins the game, right? We’re not one hundred percent sure what game she’s playing (the game of life? The game of acquiring cocks? Pokepeen?), but from the look on her face, we can say she’s definitely very, very pleased with herself right now. Hey, wouldn’t you be?

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Avril Hall’s boobs are small
Not floppy like a beagle
But don’t tell me that you’re “innocent”
On the front of “Barely Legal.”

We saw a couple of pictures from Erin Wasson’s J’alouse spread before–and we’ve certainly seen a bunch of boobage from her in the past–but now we get to see her doing full frontal, and we are quite pleased. She isn’t just standing there in some open pose, demonstrating her anatomy; she’s doing things to us.

Though gangbangs were quite popular in Porn Valley during the heady days of the early aughts, in these leaner times, they’re much harder to afford; and thus, much, much rarer. So we have to commend Elegant Angel for their dedication to the craft–and for their ability to get performers of the caliber of Lisa Ann, Bobbi Starr, Jayden Jaymes, and now Kagney Linn Karter and London Keyes to have sex with many, many men all at once.

Look, we know these are just some innocent silly pictures, and the fact that Noelia Rios and her brother are so comfortable that they can tug at each other’s undies, eat bananas, and grope one another says nothing but positive and beautiful things about the bonds in their family. But yo, this looks like some straight up incest and we find it so fucking hot.

Warning: there’s some serious–some would say “violent”–gagging going on in this video. We assure you that it’s all in good fun, and that both the participants are down with the gag factor, but for real, there’s some retching involved. That being said, where do we sign up for MILF Gag School?

That’s why Jennyfer likes to play hooky every two weeks or so to stay at home and spend some quality time with her girlfriend’s asshole. Her boss thinks she’s busy observing a bunch of strict religious holidays. Ha! Not too far from the truth!

With wintry weather still afoot, we’re dreaming of surf and sun… But why not do some indoor surfing on the seas of love? Thrusting towards ecstasy, ahoy!

Dear Mr. X,

I really liked this dare. It scared me more than most of the others have, even if it was meant to be easier. Put me at a party and ask me to flirt, and there’s no problem, because that’s what I always do (innocently, of course!). But even though my husband and I have never been at all shy in bed, and absolutely everything is a possibility there, I’m also a bit of a good girl in the sense that I’m still a little bashful when it comes to vocalizing my fantasies. I did it with my friend Mona, but I guess it’s easier for me (not that that was all that easy) if it’s something I can giggle about with a friend. When you’re speaking just for yourself there’s no give and take, and you really can’t pretend that it’s just a game. It’s SERIOUS when you’re alone, X, and I felt like a real serious little schoolgirl.

Not many people know this, but the Second Amendment specifically protects your rights to bear arms while baring your boobs. Fortunately, Richard Kern and a handful of hot honeys are here to educate the masses on this little-known clause in the Bill of Rights. We applaud your citizenship, Mr. Kern!

Never one to do things by halves, Saturdays member Una Healy has chosen to forgo the usual single areola slip for a full on areola onslaught. Because if you’re going to show one, you might as well show the other for symmetry, right?

There are a lot of jobs (not to mention holes) to fill when you’re part of a gangbang. You need someone for the pussy, the mouth, and the ass, maybe someone for the hands, and at least one or two people to stand around looking half-bored/half-menacing. Fortunately, Anna Polina is very good about organizing men around her body. We suspect she’s done this before.

Erectile dysfunction: simply dreadful. Not only do you worry about your penis constantly, but you also worry how much everyone else knows about your penis. Simultaneously, you feel like everyone else is capable of exciting and satisfying sex. On the one hand, this is all horrible. On the other hand, thinking about sex 100% of the time makes for some interesting fantasies!

We first heard of Katie St. Ives a couple years ago, while we were walking the floor at the Adult Entertainment Expo. See, we were talking to the lovely Joanna Angel, asking her about what new stars she had her eyes on, and she ended up telling us a whole story about this new girl Katie St. Ives, who was sweet and adorable and apparently totally crushed out on Joanna (because of course).