For whatever strikes your fancy today… curiosity is rewarded.

Getting come in your hair is bad enough, but getting come on your turtleneck sounds like hell. Still, that doesn’t stop this hot Italian lady from doing all sorts of screwing and sucking in her nice black sweater. Also: we enjoy her shiny earrings. Also: she gets jizz all over her turtleneck.

Imagine if you could pair a classic children’s toy with a classic skeevy hook up prop. We’re not sure why you would want to do that, but we imagine you’d end up with something along the lines of this merry-go-round/gloryhole. All the childhood fun of spinning around endlessly mixed with the adult fun of anonymous sex. It’s the greatest combination since french fries and vanilla pudding (not as weird as it sounds, guys).

Body Parts (bodyparts.biz)

Driving home from yoga one day, director Erica Mclean passed a food truck and thought that staging a rolling porn movie in a roach coach would be a fun idea.

Back in April, when we were partying our way through the Feminist Porn Awards, we caught a sneak peek of Cheryl Dunye’s “Mommy Is Coming”–and we’ve been dying to see the full film ever since. Dunye (who you may remember as the director of “The Watermelon Woman,” “Stranger Inside,” and “The Owls”) has brought together a stellar cast of hot queer talent for a sex-filled screwball comedy set in the glorious city of Berlin.

Yo, what are you doing? Are you looking at our future wifey? Yo, cut that shit out. We didn’t post these pictures of Ilaria Pozzi for you; we’re doing this to mark the moment when we called emotional and spiritual dibs on her. And yes, when you love someone, it’s ok to call dibs on them in front of everyone on a porn site.

If memory serves us correctly, we’ve seen quite a few videos from this couple, and by now we can tell that the man is absolutely obsessed with his wife’s pussy. Like, we wouldn’t be surprised if we found a perfect representation of her vulva tattooed somewhere on his body. You know what? We can’t blame him. She really does possess a fine looking collection of lady bits!

We’re used to seeing Nica Noelle movies about younger men lusting after older women, but now she’s flipped the script and FILFs are chasing twenty-something year-old babes! What should we call these gentlemen cougars? Bobcats? Would they like it if we called them Big Poppa?

It’s no secret that we’re huge fans of Ellen Stagg and her gorgeous photos of gorgeous ladies. If you’ve ever browsed through her pictures, wishing that you might one day be able to own a print of your very own–well, consider today your lucky day. Select prints–as well as some sweet Stagg Street swag–are now available on Etsy. Life is good. (Ellen Stagg’s Etsy shop)

We wish to be blessed by a peek at her breast–if we’re lucky, her nipples shine brightly!

This isn’t a love story.

This isn’t about a romantic evening we had together on a corporate-ruined holiday. No, this is a story of lust.

We know you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth, but this is different. What if you could look a gift horse in the mouth and find out where other gift horses are kept? That is, what if there are more pictures of Christina Ricci’s sparrow tattoo (and, you know, her boobs)?

It’s been ages since our last encounter with the offspring of Keith Richards…and we’re pleased to see that she’s as devoted to showing her nipples as ever. And, uh, that we still can’t see any resemblance between Theodora and her father.

She must have a limit, right? Everyone has a point in which they say, “Nuh-uh, there is simply too much dick to deal with on my own; I’m calling for backup.” Still, we’ve never seen Misty ask for help, and if she’s dealing with Lexington Steele on her own, she probably won’t ever need a partner.

When we chose “Lost in Beijing” for one of our Netflix Picks, we were apprehensive about slipping a serious and ultimately depressing movie in with a bunch of softcore nonsense films. In retrospect, we stand by the decision because 1) sex isn’t always sexy, 2) somehow, it’s still pretty hot in this movie, and 3) look at this steamy shower fucking scene and tell us you’re not captivated.

Marlo Marquise–the super hot nude model seen here looking like some semi-gothic version of Flo the Progressive Insurance Lady–claims that her ass is the key to her success. What do you think? Does her keister call the shots on her career? Are we wrong for being attracted to her patch of pubic hair and her petite titties?