Getting head in the car is generally awesome, but everybody knows that driver’s seat dome doesn’t even compare to a backseat blowjob. You have more space, better seating, and there’s no risk of accidentally popping the parking brake! And if the cops tap on the window to complain about your
As much as we enjoying teasing (of the sexual variety), there always comes a point when we find ourselves unable to take it anymore, and find ourselves giving in to temptation (and then, well, you know). In the world of gifs, however, it doesn’t have to be that way: a
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How could you possibly forget the way your first real love’s nipples look? Guys, girls, it doesn’t matter. They’re genitals, but not quite, and everybody has the same general set-up. Of course, some nipples are more notable than others; we never got to roll around with Lola Creton here, but
We used to think that Adrianne Curry was the most generous of all celebrity tweeters, but Coco Austin may have put her to shame. True, in the end it may come down to whether you prefer your naked celebrity tweeters to be buxom and blonde or lithe and brunette…but still:
You know the Turkey Dump, right? It’s that tradition in which high school couples break up after coming home for Thanksgiving. Well, this guy had a surprise for his girlfriend when they got back from their respective universities: crazy orgasms! We think the Turkey Cum should be a nationally recognized
Big boobs, small boobs, real boobs, evil boobs! There’s room for horny females of all walks of life here on the island/tax shelter of misfit “US Sluts,” and the only thing you have to do to become a resident is deal with the daily visits from Manuel Ferrara’s savage cock.
Jessica Hart has done Fashion Week before, she knows what it’s about, she’s zoomed in and out of shows like nobody’s business. So you could either learn about her take on this insane week, or you could check out her radiant cleavage care of Esquire and Me In My Place.
Yesterday, Jenna Haze announced in a video that she hadn’t performed in a porn scene since last April, and that she was officially hanging up her pornstar spurs. Around the same time, Jada Fire changed her Twitter bio to read, “YEP IM RETIRED FROM PORN!! : ) BUT I WILL
It’s funny when one makes a conscious effort to do something against the norm and then feels a heightened sense of doing something wrong during execution. He mentioned he wanted to see the movie Shame and I immediately planned it out in my head we would see it at night
Actually, “Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!” has little connection to “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” except for the babes, the sleaziness, and the use of an automobile, but we respect any random indie filmmaker who wants to tip his hat to Russ Meyer while painting a smutty and sinister world that can
How would you react if you saw a gorgeous young woman hanging out on a bench, listening to music, with one of her breasts completely freed from her shirt? We’re guessing you’d love to gawk, but you wouldn’t want to stare and risk being caught. Well, gawk all you want,
Here, with a well-lubricated cock slipping around her palms and being teased and stroked by her fingers, Jennifer White is a world-class pianist who can play entire concertos using only one big, white (well, pinkish) key. And did you see what she’s doing to the tip of his cock? Dear
It’s not the first, nor the second, but the third time this year we’ve had a clear view of the fabric between Katie Price’s legs, and February is barely half over. Do Katie and her panties not get along anymore? We can’t stand to see them like this (except we’re
What is it that makes Terry Richardson and Camille Rowe work so well together? This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the beauty of their teamwork, but it is dirtier and more pube-filled than ever. Does this mean that Camille and Terry are compatibly perverted? That is, we know Terry