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Here’s Miley Cyrus Eating A Giant Dick (Cake)

How does 19 year old Miley Cyrus celebrate her boyfriend’s birthday? Why, she buys him an enormous cock-shaped cake, puts her mouth all over it, and dances the night away while drinking a carafe of something that is most certainly non-alcoholic. Because nothing says, “I love you” quite like a

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Reverse Cowgirl Banging Is Not A Spectator Sport

Reverse Cowgirl Banging Is Not A Spectator Sport

If Bree Olson wants to watch Ava Rose ride Karim, she better help out. We don’t care if she licks Ava’s clit or slobs upon Karim’s cock; she’s required by federal law to declare her freakiness when she enters a room and then proceed to enhance the freakiness of others.

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All We Want To Do Is Watch Amber Heard Hump People

All We Want To Do Is Watch Amber Heard Hump People

We don’t even much care who she’s humping, we just want to watch her back arch and her ass flex—even if it’s encased in denim, we’ll ogle it hardcore. Anyway, today she’s humping Johnny Depp, and he’s pretty good looking, too. It’s slightly too dark to see what’s going on

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Jessica Davis (Cosmid)

Jessica Davis (Cosmid)

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Is This Terry Richardson Fucking Juliette Lewis? [UPDATED x3]

Is This Terry Richardson Fucking Juliette Lewis? [UPDATED x3]

Posted yesterday on the Totally NSFW Twitter feed: this photo, allegedly of Terry Richardson banging actress Juliette Lewis. Is it the real deal? We’re on the fence. On the one hand: it’s Terry Richardson. He’s known for taking explicit photos of himself and his models, and by explicit, we absolutely

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Opposite Day Edition

Opposite Day Edition

Babes should probably start wearing more clothes. · Amelie (mplstudios.com) · Angeli (girlsofdesire.org) · Carmen B (babesaround.com) · Chloe (asredas.com) · Darina (kindgirls.com) · Devon (morazzia.com) · Erika (met-art.com) · Harley (livejasminbabes.net) · Jessie Rogers (dailyniner.com) · Joice Brum (foxhq.com) · Melisa Mendiny (silkengirl.com) · Stacey P n · Talia

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The Bathrooms At Frat Parties Are Always So Popular

The Bathrooms At Frat Parties Are Always So Popular

Has this ever happened to you? You’re at a frat party, you can’t find anyone in the house, and so you go to take a piss, but then you discover everyone’s watching people fuck in the bathroom. This happened to us, like, four times a week during college. Sure, having

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January 25, 2012

January 25, 2012

Is This Terry Richardson Fucking Juliette Lewis? [UPDATED X3] Posted yesterday on the Totally NSFW Twitter feed: this photo, allegedly of Terry Richardson banging actress Juliette Lewis. Is it the real deal? We’re on the fence. More » Here’s Miley Cyrus Eating A Giant Dick (Cake) How does 19 year

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Lena (InFocusGirls)

Lena (InFocusGirls)

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The Anal Rub, And A Strange Confession

The Anal Rub, And A Strange Confession

What follows is a true story, and one that I am going to abandon the royal we in order to tell. When I was younger (how much younger, I can’t say for sure), I had some strange ideas about how sex worked. I didn’t realize for a long time that

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Squirt On, Tila Flame

Squirt On, Tila Flame

“Come hither,” says Tila Flame in West Coast Productions’ “Showgirlz,” (sadly not an all-black parody of the Gina Gershon classic). “Hop in this shit.” The premise is simple and elegant: these Showgirlz are used to fast cars, panoramic views of the hills, expensive jewelry, and self actualization. That said, they

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A Good Porn Biopic Starts With Amanda Seyfried

A Good Porn Biopic Starts With Amanda Seyfried’s Nipples

If you’re going to play Linda Lovelace, you have to get in character, and getting into the character of a pornstar means being comfortable with your nipples. For the record, Ms. Seyfried, we’ve been comfortable with your nipples for a long time. And since Amanda’s already shown her boobs in

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2012 As Told By Vikki Blows

2012 As Told By Vikki Blows’s Boobs

We know, you’re probably already set for 2012 calendars, and your wall is probably so full of naked ladies that you wake up every morning and have a fit of erotic agoraphobia. That being said, you should fit Vikki Blows on your wall. If you’re not going to do it

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What A Remarkable Amount Of Cream!

What A Remarkable Amount Of Cream!

Everybody’s seen a big black cock pound a tight pussy from behind once or twice before, and while it’s always a cool sight, it’s not exactly newsworthy. But the amount of cream that said pussy produces? Now there’s a story. Up until female ejaculation became a hot porn trope, this

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"Lesbian Adventures Wet Panties Trib 2" Is Quite The Tongue Twister

"Lesbian Adventures Wet Panties Trib 2" Is Quite The Tongue Twister

It’s like Jermaine Stewart always said: “We don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time.” These ladies might not having any cherry wine nearby, but they do have dripping wet pussies, and that’s just as good. With all due respect to the late Mr. Stewart, these

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"Isn’t This The Way It Looks In Porn?" Asks Portia With Her Ass In The Air

How do you respond to a question like that presented in a position like this? “Hell yeah,” is a good choice. You could also go with, “Uh, I don’t know! I never watch porn,” if you want to lie and sound smut-free. Saying nothing and instead grabbing Portia Reiners by

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Shy Stewardess Margot Robbie Shows Off Her Place And Her Panties

Shy Stewardess Margot Robbie Shows Off Her Place And Her Panties

“Do you know what cricket is?” asks Margot Robbie as she unbuttons her jean shorts. Apparently we don’t! But if it involves this beautiful “Pan-Am” star flashing her panties in her apartment, it sounds like exactly the kind of game we want to play. While we’re still hoping that the

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I Love It When You Masturbate.

I Love It When You Masturbate.

I ask if I can watch and you blush and shyly say yes. You still aren’t used to someone who doesn’t get mad when you touch yourself. You search for porn on the laptop, turn it on and look at me one more time to make sure I’m really not mad.

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Alysha Nett Is A Work Of Art (Work It, Girl!)

Alysha Nett Is A Work Of Art (Work It, Girl!)

She’s tattooed from her toes to her titties, and today she’s telling us all about the evolution of her body art. Of course, this means we get to ogle her boobs and panties, which we find equally educational. Her tattoos tell her life story—even the ones that cover other tattoos

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