Archive | January 19, 2012
Courtney Love

Courtney Love’s Panties Return To The Spotlight

The last few times we’ve seen Ms. Love, her boobs have been the center of attention. Did her panties get jealous? We can’t say for sure, but it seems like a reasonable explanation for this recent panty flash. (Taxi Driver Movie)

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Watch Chanel Preston Lose Her Damn Mind On A Sybian

Watch Chanel Preston Lose Her Damn Mind On A Sybian

Well, that’s that, it was nice spending time with Chanel Preston, but the Sybian has claimed her. We suppose her first mistake was giving the controls to one of her fans. Actually, the first mistake was sitting on the Sybian, but that couldn’t be helped. It calls to women. Anyway,

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Porn Beauty Tips From Porn Valley

Porn Beauty Tips From Porn Valley’s Favorite Make Up Artist

Melissa—otherwise known as “Melissa Makeup”—is one of the top makeup artists in the adult industry. It’s her job to make sure girls always look hot enough to masturbate to no matter what condition our skin is in, or how hung over we are. Melissa is in such high demand, I

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Breast Is Best (New Nude City)

Breast Is Best (New Nude City)

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There Are So Many Boobs On "Celebrity Big Brother"

There Are So Many Boobs On "Celebrity Big Brother"

First Natasha Giggs slipped a nipple; now, Denise Welch has upped the anti with topless hot tubbing. Is there something in the water? Are aphrodisiacs being pumped into the air via some sort of futuristic aphrodisiac delivery system? We’re not sure, but whatever it is that’s causing these spontaneous showings

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Win a kinky Valentine’s escape for two from Jimmyjane and Ace Hotel!

Win a kinky Valentine’s escape for two from Jimmyjane and Ace Hotel!

Astound your valentine with a sexy, impromptu escape to Palm Springs that’s sure to be the climax of your winter. Jimmyjane and Ace Hotel have teamed up to send a lucky winner and their main squeeze on a Valentine’s Weekend Getaway to the uber-hip Ace Hotel & Swim Club. Enter

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This Schoolgirl Is Very Naughty And Very Truant

This Schoolgirl Is Very Naughty And Very Truant

How are we supposed to get schoolgirls to attend their 18+ classes with mandatory uniforms when the teachers are banning vibrators in the classroom? I mean, really. Can we in the PTA give this girl something to support her in her time of need? No, coming on her ass isn’t

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Photo Of Kanye West Banging Leaked Online

Photo Of Kanye West Banging Leaked Online

Well, we can’t say we’re surprised to learn that Kanye is the type of dude who takes pictures of himself banging girls doggy style…or that he seems to admire himself, “American Psycho”-style, in the mirror while he’s doing the dirty. Come on, people: this is totally how you pictured Kanye

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Connie (X-Art)

Connie (X-Art)

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Fountain Of Joy

Fountain Of Joy

There are so many questions raised by this gif: why the serious faces? Why is she covering his mouth like that? What (or who) is St. Raphael, and does whatever it is feel weird about getting splashed with come so cavalierly? But despite all that, there’s one thing we definitely

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January 19, 2012

January 19, 2012

The Extreme Pornstar Final Showdown: Phoenix Marie Vs. Bobbi Starr Well, folks, this is it: we’ve winnowed away the 16 nominees for AVN’s Female Performer of the Year down to two final competitors, Phoenix Marie and Bobbi Starr (who, we should note, was practically tied with Lily LaBeau in the

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The Extreme Pornstar Final Showdown: Phoenix Marie Vs. Bobbi Starr

The Extreme Pornstar Final Showdown: Phoenix Marie Vs. Bobbi Starr

Well, folks, this is it: we’ve winnowed away the 16 nominees for AVN’s Female Performer of the Year down to two final competitors, Phoenix Marie and Bobbi Starr (who, we should note, was practically tied with Lily LaBeau in the semifinals). We’ve spent the past few weeks singing these ladies’

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Don

Don’t Run Away From Us, Angel Daisy

Angel Daisy is 21 and she has never done porn before. In fact, despite having a body that partner Alex Gonz wants to consume, the star of “Brand New Faces 34″ is tremendously nervous about having sex at all. The San Jose native is probably the most skittish porn performer

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OhMiBod

OhMiBod’s Club Vibe 2.OH Puts The Party In Your Pants

Have you ever found yourself gettin’ your dance on at a club, feeling so good, wishing you could just freaking orgasm right there on the spot? Well, rather than grinding up on some stranger (though that can be fun, too) OhMiBod’s Club Vibe fits right into your panties, controlled by

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Joanna Angel

Joanna Angel’s Top 10 Movies You Have To See— But Not With Someone You Plan On Having Sex With

When you invite someone over to watch a movie, that’s basically code for, “Let’s have sex.” It’s a good 2-3 hour icebreaker with your booty call to snuggle and make little comments here and there about whatever is going on in your chosen feature…before you get to the actual action.

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How The Teen Summoned Her Huge Facial

How The Teen Summoned Her Huge Facial

Not shown: the teen lighting incense, the chanting to Ba’al, the blood sacrifice. Shown: the hands-free face fucking. Why doesn’t porn show a realistic depiction of sex? Just give us one of the seventeen incantations to Ba’al, that’s it. That would at least give us the flavor of genuine Satanic

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"Creeper" Proves That Girls Spend More Time Masturbating Than Showering

"Creeper" Proves That Girls Spend More Time Masturbating Than Showering

Did you know that 100% of the women profiled by this piece of investigative voyeurism spend more time flicking the bean in the shower than they do actually washing up? We’d say they’re wasting water, but that would imply that we view their masturbatory habits as a waste of time.

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Instant Karma, Or The World

Instant Karma, Or The World’s Greatest Flipbook

Think flipbooks are for little kids? Think again: this “flickbook” (which, okay, is actually a video that just feels like a flipbook) featuring Michelle Hush is pretty far from family friendly…and we couldn’t be more delighted about that. · Watch the video on Vimeo (vimeo.com) · Instant Karma (oetkb.tumblr.com)

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Fleshbot PSI: Three Girls In A Hotel Room

Fleshbot PSI: Three Girls In A Hotel Room

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good old fashioned porn scene investigation round these here parts, but we’re pleased to report that today’s is a good one. Can you identify the source of this scene? Our curious reader asks, From what film is the attached clip taken? It

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Highly Classified Fuck

Highly Classified Fuck

Mr. X, I hate traveling and I hate flying the most. Actually I should probably say that I LOVE travelling but I hate the trip. Nothing excites me more than discovering new places (a statement I’m sure your dirty little mind will make sexual, and that’s probably true too). But

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