Could you make a movie about Linda Lovelace and not show the Lovelace character sans clothing? Probably, but if you ask us, it’d be pretty intellectually dishonest. Hopefully Amanda Seyfried takes a stand for accuracy in biopic making and bares all for her star turn in “Lovelace.” The rumors seem
Face it, “off the hook” is an outdated phrase because nobody uses land lines anymore. “Off the couch” is way better because A) couches are energy draining and you should get off them and B) this couple is fucking off the couch. They don’t need couches to tell them how
Our first encounter with the disturbingly beautiful Jessica Love left us paralyzed like rabbits before a coiled snake, and now—with the help of Nate “Igor” Smith—Jessica is back to finish us off. That’s aight, girl; you can totally eat our souls. Honestly, of all the ways to die, having your
It’s so refreshing to see a Christmas movie that isn’t afraid to show a little nudity. The Norwegian film “Home for Christmas” knows that the one thing everyone really wants for the holidays is a place to rest one’s head. Like a boob, for example. Yes, a boob. It’s the
Bring us your tired, your poor, your horny masses yearning to breathe free… · Annaleah & Corinna (sexyandfunny.com) · Annalisa Greco (kindgirls.com) · Autumn Austin (closepics.com) · Carisha (hottystop.com) · Carlotta Champagne (lettherebeporn.com) · Hidro (girlsofdesire.org) · Hitomi Tanaka (bigboobsalert.com) · Joanna Bliss (asredas.com) · Lorena (eroticbeauties.net) · Maria (babesmachine.com)
These girls waste no time with pleasantries or flirting, they just get right to business. There’s an itinerary to follow, and if they don’t whip out the strap-on in seven minutes, the whole schedule is going to be thrown off. And then dinner will be behind schedule and they won’t
If there’s one thing we know about feminism (aside from the fact that it’s an awesome philosophy about how people should be judged based on their talents and abilities rather than their genders), it’s that bras are inherently anti-feminist. That’s why those second wavers (didn’t actually) burn them, right? So
Sometimes, life is pretty awesome. For example, when the Queen of Fleshbot asks you what kind of porn you like and you tell her in detail and then she presents you with an amazing DVD full of almost everything you mentioned, as is the case with Vicarious, that’s a red
First her nipples came acallin’, now her panties are following suit. Is it just a coincidence that they’re perfectly coordinated with her outfit, or—gasp!—might this be some sort of premeditated panty flash? Sounds like a case for Inspector Panty to look into…or at least, it would be, if we hadn’t
After achieving a modicum of mainstream fame with the Showtime series “Family Business,” porn director Seymore Butts started to go quiet for a while—so quiet, in fact, that we wondered if he’d left the industry for good. But our fears were misplaced, as this trailer for the brand new “MILF
Incidentally, a palm reader once told us that we’d marry a horny mermaid, and we thought she was high off incense and amethyst, but check it out: we’re in love with Catrin Claeson! We really need to find that psychic and apologize for our behavior in her parlor. And then
“One too many strokes” laments our uploader, as he happily remembers the feeling of bursting inside his girl. We’re no longer fooled by these tales of “accidental” creampies, and that’s not just because we believe that the universe is ruled by fate. As we watch this young woman ride her
Our love for Riley Reid is both powerful and documented, and in fact, we love her so much, that we’re willing to pretend she’s an object that only exists to be savagely boned by pornstars. If you love something, let it be an Ultimate Fuck Toy… That’s what the Hallmark
If you’ve ever looked longingly at Ellen Stagg’s photos and wondered what it might be like to disrobe in front of her camera, well, prepare yourself for good news. Our friend and beloved photographer is availing her sexy photo skills to the general public, helping women everywhere feel their sexiest
To be fair, Camille Panonacle here is making espresso using one of those moka pots, and those are notoriously difficult to work with. We started using one recently, and we have a hard enough time burning the stuff when we’re fully clothed and by ourselves! So you can imagine what
Because neither Frank nor I have a place of our own in London, we booked a hotel room near Trafalgar Square. We were together from dinner on Friday through lunch on Sunday. We wandered the National Gallery on Saturday, went to the theater in the evening, and shared five meals.
When we say “Daria Werbowy nude,” what do you picture? You probably see her hanging out on the beach, wearing something mesh, letting the surf wash over her erect nipples. No, we’re not reading you’re mind; that’s just how Daria Werbowy does nudity. We’d like to think that Daria has
