Archive | January 3, 2012
Rihanna Resolves To Flash More Boob In The New Year

Rihanna Resolves To Flash More Boob In The New Year

At least, that’s what we assume the Barbadan pop princess swore to do as the clock struck midnight on January 1, 2012. How else to explain the sudden uptick in sexy, flashy Rihanna pix? First this underboob shot, now a glimpse at her nipples (and nipple ring?). Also, fun fact:

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What A Surprisingly Sensible Angle For Oral Sex And Toying!

What A Surprisingly Sensible Angle For Oral Sex And Toying!

If someone were to ask us if we’d endorse being half-perched on the edge of a bar stool as a sex position, we’d say no immediately. However, after seeing Lacey and Honey Bee model this position, we have to admit that we’re rather charmed by the pussy eating on the

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Basketball Players Have The Hottest Ex-Girlfriends

Basketball Players Have The Hottest Ex-Girlfriends

We don’t really know enough about the current girlfriends and wives of basketball stars to rate them across the board, but whenever we see their ex-significant others, our jaws hit the floor. Remember Evelyn Lozada’s leaked nude photos? Well, forget them, because Hedisa Visapa is the new hotness. Serge Ibaka,

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Lee-ann Lewis (Playboy

Lee-ann Lewis (Playboy’s Fresh Faces)

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Anna Faris Shows Her Boobs When Doing Super Funny Clumsy Lady Things!

Anna Faris Shows Her Boobs When Doing Super Funny Clumsy Lady Things!

The eternal struggle of funny vs. sexy is fought within Anna Faris’s career. When—in a movie such as “What’s Your Number?”—she hooks up with a boy, she undresses but remains tastefully covered. She only shows a little nudity when she’s tumbling out of bed like a crazy person isn’t she

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January 3, 2012

January 3, 2012

A Field Guide To Aiden Ashley When we first saw Aiden Ashley’s name on the list of nominees for AVN’s Best New Starlet, we sort of (embarrassingly) forgot who she was. We know, it’s rude of us, especially when we realized that she’s been entertaining us for years, and not

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A Field Guide To Aiden Ashley

A Field Guide To Aiden Ashley

When we first saw Aiden Ashley’s name on the list of nominees for AVN’s Best New Starlet, we sort of (embarrassingly) forgot who she was. We know, it’s rude of us, especially when we realized that she’s been entertaining us for years, and not only through porn! Ok, she mostly

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A Great POV Blowjob, But Do We Need The Male Actor?

A Great POV Blowjob, But Do We Need The Male Actor?

It’s not that the guy is doing anything wrong; it’s that his ladyfriend is doing so much. She’s wearing glasses and a flower in her hair, she rides cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and she jerks him off on her glorious tits. On the one hand, we appreciate all that the

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Sofi Von Doom (Burning Angel)

Sofi Von Doom (Burning Angel)

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Sophisticated Blowjob Stylings

Sophisticated Blowjob Stylings

There are good blowjobs, and then there are the blowjobs that require so much skill, timing, and coordination that it hurts your head just to think about all the work that’s going into them. This right here? It’s one of the latter. Let us examine the many components that are

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Last Chance to Save up to 50% on Jimmyjane Vibrators!

Last Chance to Save up to 50% on Jimmyjane Vibrators!

FACT: Saving money and having amazing sex cures holiday hangovers. Luckily, the Jimmyjane Year-End Event is here – with savings on the popular Pleasure Sets. Sweet relief! Read more. Send the year out with a bang – Jimmyjane is offering up to 50% off and more on its line of

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New For 2012: Black Lesbians

New For 2012: Black Lesbians

As overcome with ennui as we can be, we must face the incontrovertible evidence that, yes, there is occasionally something new under the Sun. Who would’ve thought 2012 would introduce us to the concept of black porn lesbians? Here are the delightful Missy Stone and Rihanna Rimes (and, if you

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This Girl

This Girl’s Personal Naked Pics Are Cooler Than Your Personal Naked Pics

We’re not trying to start a fight between you and the owner of My Photo Day, but look, this girl takes the naughty self-portrait Tumblr to a new level of thoughtful sleaze with high-quality pictures that say, “Fuck you, I’m posing naked with beans today.” We don’t know for sure

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Sharon Stone Gets Hotter With Age (So Do Her Naked Photos)

Sharon Stone Gets Hotter With Age (So Do Her Naked Photos)

When we found a bunch of topless photos (including one with a bit of pubic action) of Sharon Stone from 2007, we thought it’d be silly to post them. But hey, Sharon Stone’s beauty blossoms as she ages, so why can’t the same be said about sexy pictures of her?

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The Year In Porn Books (A Slightly Belated Look Back)

The Year In Porn Books (A Slightly Belated Look Back)

2011 saw an exultation of porn-related books, from memoirs to photo books to slim volumes of erotica and intrigue. True professionals that we are, we’ve assembled a list of some affordable and compelling reads for you to peruse and enjoy (and maybe learn from, too). We watch so much porn,

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Close Your Eyes And You

Close Your Eyes And You’ll Come, Too

Violet and Rye, the lovely couple who brought us these two spectacular pieces of amateur porn, recently dropped us a line to announce their latest work: it’s the sound of Violet coming. That’s it! Your eyeballs are useless right now. And even though we’re dying to see a bit of

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Girl, I

Girl, I’m Gonna Habeas Your Corpus: "Innocent Until Proven Filthy 10"

Erik Everhard is judge, jury, and sexecutioner, and as much as we dig the pornographic “Judge Dredd” thing going on, we worry about the abuse of power going on. When’s the last time he’s deemed a woman innocent, huh? He certainly didn’t let anyone go free (from a facial) in

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"Viva Riva!", The Movie (And Sex Scene) We Wish We

"Viva Riva!", The Movie (And Sex Scene) We Wish We’d Caught In The Theater

A few months ago, we were at the art movie theater being arty, when what should play but a trailer for “Via Riva!”, a fast paced film about the Kinshasha underworld. “Man,” we thought to ourselves, “that movie looks like something we should totally see when it comes out.” Alas,

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Dreaming On Dirty Pillows: Top Ten Amateur Big Tit Lesbian Videos

Dreaming On Dirty Pillows: Top Ten Amateur Big Tit Lesbian Videos

Ah, lesbians. We can never get our fill of soft sensuality and beautiful womanly curves — especially when those curves are extra full on top. So let’s dive into the world of shapely Sapphic sweethearts. How many licks does it take until we swoon? Not too many, as it turns

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Simon Says

Simon Says

I saw David before I left for the Xmas holiday, and I saw him again before heading out to the UK. He and I played Simon Says last night. The penalty for each transgression of the rules was one drop of candle wax on a sensitive place. From experimentation, we

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