Archive | December 29, 2011
Where Are Your Panties, Sara Tommasi?

Where Are Your Panties, Sara Tommasi?

Sara Tommasi doesn’t know where her panties went, either! Here’s a tip: maybe don’t look for them when you’re on nationally broadcast television. Or if you must, check where the cameras are first! Or maybe Sara doesn’t care about any of that stuff. Maybe she was wearing million dollar panties

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We’re Pretty Sure This Isn’t How You Do The Tango

Then again, we suppose it does bear some resemblance to the Argentinian/Uruguayan dancing style. For example, there are two people. Also, there is someone leading, someone responding, and always lots of reciprocation. If it weren’t for the oral sex, this would pretty much be tango. You see, this is why

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Jessica Love Provides Us With Nightmare Fuel And Fap Material

Jessica Love Provides Us With Nightmare Fuel And Fap Material

Would someone please tell us why Jessica Love would want to get a breast tattoo that looks like every demonic tree branch that’s ever scratched at the windows of your childhood bedroom? Follow up question: would someone tell us why we’re so fucking turned on by her? It’s clear that

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Sarah Renee (Playboy

Sarah Renee (Playboy’s All Naturals)

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"Rani" Keeps Her Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire

"Rani" Keeps Her Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire

One of the things that we love about “Rani” is that even in moments of ridiculous passion and naked comfort, there’s still something that reminds us of the oppressive reality this takes place in. Smoochy nudity and big boobs only come after we see the painful brand mark left on

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Blowjobs Can Kill The Speech Centers Of Your Brain

Blowjobs Can Kill The Speech Centers Of Your Brain

“Well,” she says licking the length of his shaft, “you can come all over me or you can come in my mouth.” “Hrrrughnhhh?” he responds. Fortunately, the damage is only temporary, but no one knows what happened to this guy after he blew his load all over his ladyfriend’s tits

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Harley Kent (Twistys)

Harley Kent (Twistys)

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December 29, 2011

December 29, 2011

The Gold Rush Of Crushes: Fleshbot’s Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2011 We throw our affections around quite a lot during the year; we say we like girls, obsess over girls, and sometimes we even say we love them. However, we’re very careful about who we call Crush Objects. The

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A Lingering Kiss Between Lovers

A Lingering Kiss Between Lovers

You know those times when you must say goodbye to your loved one, and you’re stealing one last kiss, and you don’t want it to end, ever, so you hold your lips together for as long as you can? That’s how this girl feels about the vulva in her mouth.

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The Gold Rush Of Crushes: Fleshbot

The Gold Rush Of Crushes: Fleshbot’s Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2011

We throw our affections around quite a lot during the year; we say we like girls, obsess over girls, and sometimes we even say we love them. However, we’re very careful about who we call Crush Objects. The year is almost over, and we’ve decided to give the following ten

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Melissa Clarke

Melissa Clarke’s Cooking Show Is All About Nipples And Cupcakes

Unfortunately, the cupcake craze is so 2009 that the Food Network decided to pass on Mellisa offer. But hey, we always love nipples and cupcakes! And if Mellisa Clarke promises to have Nigella Lawson as a guest star on her show, then we’ll give her enough money for her first

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1% Of "Office Perverts" Control The Sweetest Pussy In America

1% Of "Office Perverts" Control The Sweetest Pussy In America

If we can’t occupy their high-powered orifices, then we’ll live vicariously through the pornstars that are destroying the economy in the eighth volume of the “Office Pervert” series. Once again, we can’t tell if we’re turned on by the hardcore action or the fact that they have jobs. Anywho, this

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And Just Like That, Amy Hixson Becomes Our New Obsession

And Just Like That, Amy Hixson Becomes Our New Obsession

Amy Hixson believes in making a strong first impression. That’s why she’s making her Fleshbot debut showing boobs, wearing lace, leather, lacy leather, seethrough underwear, masks, bondage gear, and a bunch of other things we fetishize. Amy Hixson, we love you already. Usually we need a few weeks to get

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Leilani Dowding Gets A Breast Exam?

Leilani Dowding Gets A Breast Exam?

We hope you don’t mind the lack of sound because this is simply too weird to not post: it’s Leilani Dowding (of eternal beach nudity fame) getting rated by some strange announcer and then getting a breast exam on British daytime television in 1999. We know what you’re thinking: this

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The Sexy Reader Responds To Her Experiment

The Sexy Reader Responds To Her Experiment

Mr. X, As cliché as it may seem, fucking a teacher or professor has always been a fantasy of mine, so this is a detailed vision of what I’ve always wished would happen. It’s 3:00 pm and last period just ended. I’m sitting at the desk getting all of my

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Booty Rockin

Booty Rockin’ Everywhere: Phoenix Marie Vs. Alexis Texas

Mighty are the femurs of the men who have been pounded beneath the beautiful backsides of our next two competitors. If we had the power, we would make Alexis Texas and Phoenix Marie battle by jousting with their buttcheeks, but alas, this is only Extreme Pornstar Showdown 2012; we’ll have

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