Archive | December 6, 2011
Fergie Displays A Mathematically Impossible Amount Of Cleavage

Fergie Displays A Mathematically Impossible Amount Of Cleavage

With all the recent talk of Fergie’s ass (sorry, culo), we’d almost forgotten to check out what she’s packing upstairs. That, friends, was a mistake: as this photo so handily demonstrates, Fergie’s got lovely lady lumps in the back and in the front. [Photo by Pacific Coast News]

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"Sweet Candy Girls" Think You Taste Good, Too

"Sweet Candy Girls" Think You Taste Good, Too

Relations between candy people and humans have been strained in the past, but these days, things are as harmonious as could be. We give their ladies, such as Bella Ling here, long sessions of oral loving, and thus the peace is kept. That is, unless the candy girls decide to

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Proper Skin Care Begins With Irina Shayk

Proper Skin Care Begins With Irina Shayk’s Naked Body

Everybody wants to have beautiful healthy skin, but no one knows how to get it. Skip all the exfoliating and moisturizing and that junk; all you really need to do is ogle Irina Shayk’s perfect skin! And then your body will be all like, “Oh! That’s what you wanted?” and

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Reby Sky (Playboy

Reby Sky (Playboy’s Cyber Club)

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French Nudists Are Too Happy For Words

French Nudists Are Too Happy For Words

Doesn’t this look like the perfect life? The sun is always shining, everyone is naked all of the time, people wave to each other as they snack al fresco, and no one says a damn thing ever. We want in! And you know what the only drama that happens around

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December 6, 2011

December 6, 2011

A Field Guide To Bethany Benz We’ve already done field guides on a few of the girls nominated for AVN’s Best New Starlet (specifically Lizz Tayler, Skin Diamond, Jessie Andrews, and BiBi Jones if you care to brush up on your starlets), but we haven’t done one for Bethany Benz!

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A Field Guide To Bethany Benz

A Field Guide To Bethany Benz

We’ve already done field guides on a few of the girls nominated for AVN’s Best New Starlet (specifically Lizz Tayler, Skin Diamond, Jessie Andrews, and BiBi Jones if you care to brush up on your starlets), but we haven’t done one for Bethany Benz! Bethany Benz was born in Ukraine

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This Is Possibly The Most Frantic Lesbian Sex We

This Is Possibly The Most Frantic Lesbian Sex We’ve Ever Seen

When you really want someone, you’ll stop at nothing to have them, and no lack of sex toys is going to get in the way of you and their genitals. You need a double-sided dildo? Fuck it, smash two regular dildos together. Don’t even bother taping them together, just grind

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Alysa (Sex & Submission)

Alysa (Sex & Submission)

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The Eyes Have It

The Eyes Have It

There are a lot of different factors that go into a quality blowjob: rhythm, pressure, lubrication, relaxation of the throat…but one important one that’s not always discussed? Eye contact. Sure, those pretty peepers won’t stimulate the penis directly or anything—but with the right look of lust, they can make the

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Lily LaBeau Sees Red In "Pretty Tied Up"

Lily LaBeau Sees Red In "Pretty Tied Up"

A little consensual smacking around never hurt anyone. Pretty Tied Up Studio: Adam & Eve Director: Derrick Pierce Starring: Skylar Price, Trina Michaels, Lily Labeau, Derrick Pierce, Kortney Kane, Bridgette B, Isis Love, Christian, James Deen, Mr. Pete Review by: Gram Ponante Director Derrick Pierce is a solid, affable, and

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A First Look At The 2012 Pirelli Calendar

A First Look At The 2012 Pirelli Calendar

Every year, the Pirelli tire company gathers together a legion of famous models and has them strip naked for a world-renowned photographer, then packages the whole thing in a limited edition calendar that’s sent only to their top clients. And every year, we find ourselves wondering how, exactly, any of

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Blonde On Blonde: Kayden Kross Vs. Lily LaBeau

Blonde On Blonde: Kayden Kross Vs. Lily LaBeau

And we’re back with another piece of our Extreme Pornstar Showdown! These two blonde babes might look sweet, but they have dangerous histories: Kayden Kross was almost convicted with grand theft, and Lily LaBeau was a fashion model! But hey, the past is the past, and now it’s time for

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You’re Damn Right That "B.J. Stands For Blowjob"

Before we saw this fellatio video, we always thought that B.J. stood for “Blimey! That one person sure seems able to fit a lot of cock in her jaw!” because no one taught us how acronyms work. Honestly, why would we ever think that B.J. has to do with a

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One Minute He

One Minute He’s Getting A Blowjob, The Next He’s Getting "Swallowed Alive"

And it could happen to you, too! You think just because you stay away from Charybdis and the Sarlacc that you won’t be consumed by some all-powerful female? Clearly, you don’t watch enough porn. It doesn’t matter how big your cock is or what kind of diet you keep: someone

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Escape To The Nude Beach Of "Des Illusions"

Escape To The Nude Beach Of "Des Illusions"

Though climate change has bestowed us with an unseasonably warm December here in New York, it’s still not warm enough to go frolicking nude along the beach. No, to fulfill that urge, we’ve got to live vicariously through the movies—and thankfully, this clip from “Des Illusions” is more than happy

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Full Exposure: Top Ten Amateur Sex In Public Videos

Full Exposure: Top Ten Amateur Sex In Public Videos

It’s seriously brave to dare a sex act in a public place, even one as sheltered as a restroom (those walls echo, you know), so we applaud each and every one of these erotic adventurers. And they managed to film themselves? Even more impressive. If you can muster the courage

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Worth The Wait

Worth The Wait

I barely masturbate anymore.  I’m not sure if it’s because I am in bed next to Sir every night- and I don’t just want to do it with him right there- or it’s because I just don’t have the free time, and often when I climb into bed, if I’m

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The Battle Begins: Lexi Belle Vs. Dana DeArmond

The Battle Begins: Lexi Belle Vs. Dana DeArmond

Our Extreme Pornstar Showdown starts today with a fierce faceoff between Lexi Belle and Dana DeArmond. They’re both absurdly cute and deceptively naughty, but one will fall while the other fights on to claim the title of Female Performer of the Year! Since this is the opening round, we thought

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