Or Culo by Mazzucco, if you’re classy. We already got a peak at Nicole Scherzinger’s shot, but now more celebrity posteriors have leaked online. You can see Sarah McLachlan above…and then head over to The Nip Slip to gaze upon the rumps of Lady Gaga, Pamela Anderson, Leann Tweeden, Fergie
Got a case of the Mondays? Fuck that. No, really, fuck your weekday blues, preferably with two other people. Whether you’re a penetrator or penetratee, there’s no better way to gear up for a week of work than with a hole-stuffing threesome. Rachel Roxxx, for example, woke up on the
The only thing better than being a sex symbol, like Scarlett, is being a nerdy sex symbol who got her big break in the adaptation of a children’s novel, like Emma. So now you know why ScarJo is rocking the short hair, stern glare, and very little clothing. Who do
We can understand if Logan’s boobs don’t pop out of her bridesmaid dress while Ray bangs her (those dresses are designed to be pop-proof), but Ray’s duo of hot hump sessions this week should’ve been way more revealing. It might sound bratty of us to complain about a lack of
Record-breaking temperatures have us all shedding a few extra layers today… · Ami Hannah (morazzia.com) · Carmen (girlsofdesire.org) · Danica Thrall (nuts.co.uk) · Denise (cherrynudes.com) · Eufrat (glam0ur.com) · Heather Rae (novoporn.com) · Jamie Lynn (closepics.com) · Jelena Jensen (baberoll.com) · Keira (asredas.com) · Lana (sexykittenporn.com) · Laura Lee (dailyniner.com)
Cum in eye, cum in a book, cum on your Jaguar, cum on some cinnamon, cum on your elbow: these are all inferior to cum in mouth. Just saying. In case you’re still confused about where jizz is and isn’t welcome, here’s a video illustrating how to get ejaculate in
James Deen is well known for his ability to please the ladies—and oftentimes, its assumed that this is solely due to his good looks and sizable cock. But friends, there is so much more to pleasing the ladies than just looking good and having a nice package…and frankly, Mr. Deen
Exclusive First Look At The “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” Porn Parody We’ve been hearing rumors about an upcoming “Buffy” parody for over a year now-and finally, at long last, it’s actually coming to fruition. Penned by newcomer Josh Wheldon and directed by the legendary Lee Roy Myers, this parody looks
Jessie Rogers is sexy like what we imagine 3 a.m. at Studio 54 must have been sexy, and she shows all sorts of fun, fleshy geometry as she adjusts her frilly underpants. That much we’re more than OK with… …but why did you have to make us feel like creeps,
Fans in the know are doubtless aware that the multi-talented Stoya has added a new trick to her playbook—the gorgeous art of taking her clothes off while suspended from an aerial hoop (also known as lyra). But did you know that Stoya is totally, definitely maybe performing at a venue
Lately, it seems we can’t check our email without getting another notice for half off this or that at someone’s Black Friday or Cyber Monday or Ruby Tuesday’s sale. Frankly, we’re not that into the whole shopping thing, so most of this has just been noise as far as we’re
When a small-town preacher gives emergency church funds to pay for his brother’s cancer treatment, he unwillingly becoming the producer of a porn film! It’s not the best movie premise ever—that title belongs to the movie about the town with Viagra in the drinking water—but damn, it’s pretty good. And
Whenever we see someone wearing sweatpants in public, we scoff a little. In our minds, the only acceptable reason to show loungewear in the real world is when you plan on getting naked in a flash. We might be snobs, but this gorgeous vehicular masturbator agrees with us! So from
This all-out carnal cage match proves once and for all that yes, despite sassy criticism from pro-censorship pundits, you can fill up the empty spaces in your heart by engaging in triple penetration scenes, but you don’t necessarily have to. “No Holes Barred” might not be the most original name
When the Lyla arrived at my office, I had visions of the adventures I was going to have with it. I pictured myself out on the town, the Lyla’s egg-shaped vibrator nestled in my ladybits with the remote control in the hands of a trusted love. Basically, I was expecting
The smut blogging world is like some big kid’s club and sometimes we have to play along in order to look cool. So when we heard about SueLyn Mederios’s sex tape hitting the internet, we were like, “Oh wow! SueLyn Mederios’s sex tape!” and then promptly started doing research. Here
The pillow had soaked up my tears and my snot but I’d had to splutter out the hair that was stuck to my face. I had felt like a piece of meat for his sadism, but when his hand touched my face I felt embraced and loved. It was good
We’ve been hearing rumors about an upcoming “Buffy” parody for over a year now—and finally, at long last, it’s actually coming to fruition. Penned by newcomer Josh Wheldon and directed by the legendary Lee Roy Myers, this parody looks to be the most exciting thing to hit Porn Valley since
