Archive | November 17, 2011
How Nadia Payne Went From Stripper To Chef

How Nadia Payne Went From Stripper To Chef

The Rumpus is back with another installment of their Recession Sex Workers series, and this time we get to hear about the struggles and successes of Nadia Payne: a gorgeous, muscular woman with quite a few stories to tell. After being abused at home and backstabbed by fellow strippers, Nadia

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Deny Her An Orgasm And She

Deny Her An Orgasm And She’ll Bite Your Head Off

Christie Lee has no problem telling you what she wants and Christie Lee wants to come. If you get in the way of that—if you, like Julian here, decide to stop banging her right as she reaches the edge of climax—she’ll scream and spank your thighs. Bratty has never been

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The Naughty(er) Side Of The Fleshbot Awards

The Naughty(er) Side Of The Fleshbot Awards

We already showed you the official event photos from the Fleshbot Awards…but those didn’t really give you a taste for how down and dirty this party really got. For that, you have to step inside the photo booth/make out room…which, as luck would have it, we have some pretty awesome

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Chenade Laroy (Playboy

Chenade Laroy (Playboy’s All Naturals)

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Who Needs Context Or Logic When You Have Tits?

Who Needs Context Or Logic When You Have Tits?

A dove flying, a flower blooming, a naked woman slowly walking towards the camera, the removal of a mask, inverted colors, whatever. Sometimes we feel the need to search for meaning, and sometimes we just want to enjoy the nudity-infused hallucinations that float by our eyes. For the record, “Le

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Porn in the Cloud? Give it a Shot for Free

Porn in the Cloud? Give it a Shot for Free

The web is abuzz these days with all things ‘cloud,’ from Apple’s new iCloud to Amazon’s not-so-new AWS, and countless offerings from smaller industry players. Rule 34 being what it is, it should come as no surprise that porn producers have begun to join the cloud party – or one

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Quick And Easy Homemade Quadruple Layer Creampie

Quick And Easy Homemade Quadruple Layer Creampie

Not a whiz with the oven? No worries! All you have to do is make a creampie, then make three more creampies. You don’t know how to make a creampie? We can’t help you. You’ll just have to take cues from this energetic couple. They could have stopped after two

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Marie McCray (Twistys)

Marie McCray (Twistys)

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Gianna Michaels Discovers Perpetual Motion With Her Ass

Gianna Michaels Discovers Perpetual Motion With Her Ass

And here you thought this was just a GIF of the legendary Gianna Michaels riding some guy’s cock with her boobs and butt bouncing everywhere. You are so wrong! Suck it, thermodynamics! The best part of this isn’t even Gianna’s body, it’s the hand of the guy she’s fucking that’s

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November 17, 2011

November 17, 2011

The Naughty(er) Side Of The Fleshbot Awards We already showed you the official event photos from the Fleshbot Awards…but those didn’t really give you a taste for how down and dirty this party really got. More » How Nadia Payne Went From Stripper To Chef The Rumpus is back with

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Breaking: Leilani Dowding Confirmed Topless In Places Besides The Beach

Breaking: Leilani Dowding Confirmed Topless In Places Besides The Beach

We don’t have all the details right now, but it appears that former Page 3 girl/Miss Universe contestant/chronic shoreline stripper has gone topless in front of a pink background and beneath what looks like a white ladder. And here we were thinking that she only went topless when she was

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Anne Hathaway Is Adorable, Topless, And Spastic

Anne Hathaway Is Adorable, Topless, And Spastic

And in the movie “One Day,” she’s all three of those things at once! The three converge quite quickly, but thanks to the magic of internet pervs with a lot of spare time technology, you can see it happen thrice, zoomed in, and slowed down. “One Day” really has something

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We’ve Never Seen Someone So Happy To Be Masturbating

When we last saw this darling young woman, she was stealthily smuggling a dildo into the library. Now she’s on her webcam, wearing sexy lingerie, and fucking herself with utter joy for all to see. We’re so proud of her! Because as sexy as the secretive stuff was, we much

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"Rocco

"Rocco’s POV 6" Lets You Wield Lots Of Wang, Many Women

Have you ever wanted to be Rocco Siffredi? Seek immediate help. The things that he does to women have earned him a reputation as one of the most sadistic smut kings in the world, yet the ladies still love him. Do you really want that burden on your shoulders? Well,

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Yeah, Girl, Let

Yeah, Girl, Let’s See Them Particles Dance In "Brownian Movement"

Brownian motion, the thing, has to do with predicting the random motion of particles. “Brownian Movement,” the movie, has to do with a doctor who keeps an apartment, separate from her husband’s, where she has sex with her patients. What do these two things have to do with each other?

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Netflix Picks: The Fast And The Forbidden

Netflix Picks: The Fast And The Forbidden

Although “The Fast and the Forbidden” sounds like a sexy version of those Vin Diesel movies, that’s not what we’re going for here. Today’s Netflix Picks are all about relationships that surprise those involved with a combination of quick growth and curious taboo. Relationships like these are as dangerous and

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I Have To Wake Up Early

I Have To Wake Up Early

He said to me last night. “I can’t keep going to sleep at midnight.” He went to use the bathroom, set his phone to charge, made sure the alarm was set, and crawled into bed. It was 11:38 pm. I was still on my laptop, making my usual last-minute rounds.

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Girls And Cars? Girls And Cars!

Girls And Cars? Girls And Cars!

Automobiles and babes! Wheels and women! Vehicles and va-va-voom! Combustion engines and cuties! Means of conveyance and masturbation material! You get the idea. This website has a lot of pictures of those two things. It’s certainly not a new combination—as soon as cars were invented, we’ve wanted to see girls

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