Celebrity
November 8, 2011
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Nicole “Coco” Austin’s latest bikini is made from a cat’s footsteps, the beard of a woman, the roots of a mountain, the sinews of a bear, the breath of a fish, and the spittle of a bird, and it still can’t keep her areola from popping out. The Norse mythology-based
Flesh Flicks
November 8, 2011
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Doesn’t Danny Mountain know not to play with guns? He’s too old to be so foolish. That NES Zapper has brought doom to many ducks (and countless clay pigeons), and using it to tease Kimber Peters’s clit seems like a violation of the Geneva Conventions. At the very least, Danny’s
Stoya Week
November 8, 2011
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Kowai means scary. Kawaii means cute. The phonetic similarity evokes the way a lion cub can be adorable even though it is capable of ripping your face off… or how visual indicators of cuteness can be heightened out of all proportion and end up slightly terrifying. There are Japanese girls
Fleshbot Babes
November 8, 2011
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Movies
November 8, 2011
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Saying you like missionary position is like saying you only listen to The Beatles—it’s so boring, it’s inhuman. But you know what? We want to step back and remind ourselves that the front of the body has most of the cool stuff, and missionary is nothing but front-on-front action. Look
November 8, 2011
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A Field Guide To Naomie Harris Yesterday, we showed you the boobs of Berenice Marlohe, one of the next Bond girls. However, we then realized that we forgot to talk about the other next Bond girl—the first black woman to ever play Miss Moneypenny—Naomie Harris. More » Welcome To Fleshbot’s
Field Guides
November 8, 2011
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Yesterday, we showed you the boobs of Berenice Marlohe, one of the next Bond girls. However, we then realized that we forgot to talk about the other next Bond girl—the first black woman to ever play Miss Moneypenny—Naomie Harris. Naomie Melanie Harris was born in London on September 6, 1976,
Flesh Flicks
November 8, 2011
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It’s times like these that we realize how cripplingly small the lexicon for amateur porn is. Can you think of a phrase to describe a woman who is riding cowgirl and also doing the splits across her boyfriend’s chest? We’re at a loss. “Forward splits cowgirl” feels clumsy on the
Fleshbot Babes
November 8, 2011
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gif of the day
November 8, 2011
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You can pose and posture about stamina all you want, but we urge you to come clean with it: if Alexis Texas were staring you in the eyes as she slowly slurped up your cock, you wouldn’t last long. No disrespect though. This isn’t about you and your cock control,
November 8, 2011
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“Is this your first time with an older woman?” asks Raylene of Faye Reagan in “Cookies ‘n’ MILF.” “Well, I’ve been with girls,” Reagan replies, “but they’ve been my age.” (So that’s a No.) Our choice for Clever Title of the Week (and sometimes we go months without awarding one)
Lad Mags
November 8, 2011
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This isn’t the first time Nuts has presented an “Uncensored Issue”—this isn’t even the first time they did it this year—so you’ll have to forgive us for once again picking a bone with them. Call it what it is, Nuts! We get that the “uncensored” portion refers to the interviews,
November 8, 2011
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And we’re not talking about pornography! These three gorgeous gals are exploring the commodification of the body using only ink, paper, and their naked flesh, and if you help them fund this project, they’ll make you a small print of your very own! With the help of critically-acclaimed artist Victor
November 8, 2011
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We loved it when Playboy did that retro-flavored shoot with Crista Flanagan from “Mad Men,” but they definitely held back from going full-on old timey. Here, some clever artist shows us how Playboy could’ve (and still can!) up the vintage factor on a trio of “Mad Men” tribute issues. Look
Flesh Flicks
November 8, 2011
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Personal story time: I recently found out that my uncle is getting rid of the porch on my childhood home, saying he wants to do something better with the space. I counter, with the aid of this handy blowjob video, that there’s nothing better than a porch. Look at it!
Preview
November 8, 2011
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But wait, Selena Rose is an escort? So this is a movie in which a pornstar plays an escort. Either you’re looking at “Sex Worker Inception,” or this is Digital Playground’s latest tale of adultery and intrigue. Kayden Kross has the uncomfortable feeling that Tommy Gunn is cheating on her,
Stoya Week
November 8, 2011
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It’s no secret that I have a gigantic crush on Fleshbot’s Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel. Just in case there are one or two people who aren’t yet aware of the million wonderful things about her, I thought I’d share a few of my own: 1. Nine years ago she started
Top Ten
November 8, 2011
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There’s a time for delicate and subtle pussy licking… Oh, no there’s not. We’d pretty much always prefer if everyone dove right in. Ladies, just go for it. Don’t beat around the bush (pun intended.) Sit on his face. Also, is it just our imagination, or is the quality of
True Sex Stories
November 8, 2011
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Within hours, Mona had responded to my dare to strip in front of a window. Even though it was Mona, I was still surprised to see her name in my inbox (as ‘Simone”, which she’s calling herself, though I’ll call her by the pseudonym my wife originally gave her). My
November 8, 2011
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Now why would Kid Cudi go and bring up the dreaded R-word (relationship) with Lake Bell? This moment is supposed to be about Lake, her pulled-down panties, and the stack of buttery pancakes freshly inked on her body. Plus, she’s straddling his lap wearing a big shirt, her undies, and