When you’re a superfine celebrity like Jessica Lowndes, you have to be ready for everything. She wants to hit the gym, but she needs her purse in case she wants to have a fancy lunch afterwards, and she needs her cameltoe in case the paparazzi show up! After all, there’s
Some pornstars talk about deepthroating as a sinus-flaring, nerve-pinching, full powered head rush, but not Angelina Valentine. While she’s folding and unfolding her lips on the base of this big ol’ cock, she’s thinking about what to get for dinner. How does she stay so calm under penile pressure? Scientists
Things were simpler when I was a teen. Her mother was horrified that my naturally beautiful prom date had applied a little blush and lipstick. “At least her face isn’t covered in, like, 200 loads,” I didn’t say. I guess I meet a different class of lady now. A female
Or, well, maybe you could, but it would be a little weird if all the ladies at an orgy were walking around with their tops on. In any case, that rhetorical discussion can be saved for another day, because upcoming film “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” most definitely has boobs
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We try to bring you as much artsy smut that’s as thought-provoking as it is libido-provoking, but we can’t compete with The Stimulant. This website has an enormous amount of sexy and sassy imagery taken by some of the coolest photographers around. That being said, they want you to pay
If this blogging thing doesn’t work out, we’re going to appear in those injury compensation commercials that play between episodes of “Maury,” asking, “Have you been hurt due to unsafe working conditions during a blowjob? Are you unable to deepthroat due to injuries sustained during previous oral engagements?” Except we
We suspect you already know this, but we need to make sure that you’re solidly aware that women taste awesome. And we don’t just mean, like, when you kiss them on the lips…we’re talking about the delightful buffet of flavors that exists downstairs, amidst the glory that is their labia.
At first glance, Lelo’s Tiani looks much like other couples vibrators we’ve seen. But this one has a hidden secret: a sexy wireless controller that acts as its own vibrator. Two toys for the price of one! Now, some light reading must be done to learn all the tips and
Did Tuesday’s tit prints leave you eager to make some mammary-infused art of your won? Well, first you’ll need to get your hands on some paint—and if this commercial is any indicator, we suspect that Polacrin’s probably a brand that’s up to the task. (Via Boobie Blog)
Naked make outs which she is thoroughly prepared to engage in, mind you: this is experienced naked actress Lea Seydoux, who makes out with ladies, mens, and (we assume) anyone else who happens to be her costar. If there’s anyone who can demonstrate how to keep the home fires burning,
Some people don’t know how good they have it. This kind of booty bouncing might be an everyday thing for this uploader, but there’s a sizable chunk of people who have probably never witnessed so much as a glimmer of ass magic like this. But we suspect the uploader is
In this all-vagina all-POV feature, Bobbi Starr steps into the role of stunt pussy and shows us what nine different pornstars look like with their faces buried in her bush. Who knew that Kimberly Kane, Dylan Ryan, Jiz Lee, and Skin Diamond all look super hot with a mustache? At
But which side are they on? And really, why can’t strippers and werewolves get along? They have so much in common! They work at night, they get their friends involved with their respective causes (sometimes through biting), and they both dislike silver. If you’re going to poke fun at horror
When we last looked in on “The Slap,” we saw how the slapper, Harry, treated his mistress, and we weren’t too impressed. Now we have the mother of the slapee bathing as “waves of fury and righteousness intoxicate her.” Now we’re damn impressed. Maybe impressed isn’t the right word. Let’s
I arch, buckle, scream, curve, collapse. Jay carefully wipes his hand off on a towel, then lies down next to me. “That’s really the last time, you know,” he says sorrowfully. I rest my head on his shoulder. He wraps an arm around me and pulls me closer. “I know,”
And we imagine, since DSK is a creep, that he’s doing the same for them. Innuendo aside, our favorite topless radical group recently rolled up on Paris, dressed up as maids, and held a demonstation in front of Strauss-Kahn’s door. In addition to the normal round of sign and boob
