Archive | October 27, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Shauna Sand?

What Color Are Your Panties, Shauna Sand?

The Great Pumpkin is an elusive being, and he only rises out of the patches that he deems the most sincere. Let’s be realistic: it’s 2011, if the Great Pumpkin is going to show up anywhere, it’ll probably be the patch that has the awesome view of Shauna Sand’s panties.

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The Porn That Optometrists Dream Of

The Porn That Optometrists Dream Of

Tiffany Brookes is a pretty lady; we’ve known that, it’s old news. However, we didn’t realize how absurdly gorgeous her golden eyes are. Now we’re looking all over the internet for a high-quality picture of her eyeballs. Quick question: does that make us more perverted than usual? It’s so damn

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"Wasted" On The Way 4: My Funny Angelina Valentine

"Wasted" On The Way 4: My Funny Angelina Valentine

Who knows why Angelina Valentine got so testy with the help on the set of “Wasted.” Maybe it’s because Porn Valley is a thousand degrees in July. She looks so good screaming, though, that we forgot to call an ambulance. The world would be worse off if more people were

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Vivian Keys (Playboy

Vivian Keys (Playboy’s Cyber Club)

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We Love "The Skin" Elena Anaya Lives In

We Love "The Skin" Elena Anaya Lives In

Obviously, we’ve had a long-running love for Elena Anaya and her skin, and we’re stoked that we finally get to see all the skin-showcasing action of Almodovar’s latest movie. That guy never lets us down! Although, he certainly does creep us out. We don’t want to give away too much

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Meet BaDoink!

Meet BaDoink!

More than a mere porn site, BaDoink (www.BaDoink.com) is a software application offering adult surfers an entertainment experience that is truly unique, an entertainment experience that uses technology to unchain subscribers from their computers, allowing them to enjoy their porn from just about anywhere. Now before sizing up its technological

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October 27, 2011

October 27, 2011

Six Sexy Celebrities Who Should Get Their Genitals Made Into Fleshlights Fleshlight just offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to let them take and distribute molds of her mouth, vagina, and ass. While we hope that Fleshlight doesn’t go the way of Vivid and start offering naughty deals to any woman

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Blowjobs Will Make You Go Blind

Blowjobs Will Make You Go Blind

You might think the camera is blurring because its operator is somehow screwing with the focus, but we assure you it’s for good reason. This is an accurate representation of a blowjob so damn good that it harms your vision. We are intrigued. We’re learning more about the connection between

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Joslyn James (Sex & Submission)

Joslyn James (Sex & Submission)

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The Best Of Both Worlds

The Best Of Both Worlds

We’re having a difficult day here at Fleshbot. And if there’s one thing that helps us recover at the end of a difficult day, it’s a gyrating booty. Or the chance to watch people doing it. So put together a gyrating booty and people doing it and what do you

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Six Sexy Celebrities Who Should Get Their Genitals Made Into Fleshlights

Six Sexy Celebrities Who Should Get Their Genitals Made Into Fleshlights

Fleshlight just offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to let them take and distribute molds of her mouth, vagina, and ass. While we hope that Fleshlight doesn’t go the way of Vivid and start offering naughty deals to any woman caught in a public scandal, we feel like their heart is

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Exclusive: The Hardcore Trailer For "Iron Man XXX"

Exclusive: The Hardcore Trailer For "Iron Man XXX"

Porn parodies of sitcoms may be on their last legs—but superhero porn parodies are still going strong. And what better superhero to pornify than Iron Man? True, this film doesn’t feature any actual footage of Robert Downey Jr having sex, but we think Seth Gamble does a pretty decent job

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Netflix Picks: Hot Horror Films For Your Halloween Weekend

Netflix Picks: Hot Horror Films For Your Halloween Weekend

It’s Halloween, but that doesn’t mean you have to watch “Halloween” again. Yes, we love watching Jamie Lee Curtis’s boobs too, but it’s time to diversify your taste in softcore horror films. As always, Netflix is here to help. Now, it’s pretty hard to find Netflix Streaming titles that A)

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El Wood Is Our New Favorite Tattooed Pinup

El Wood Is Our New Favorite Tattooed Pinup

El Wood (not to be confused with Elle Woods) is a beautiful, brunette pin up model whose covered in lovely tattoos (and just so happens to be featured in the current issue of Bizarre). She’s also a fan of the movie “Secretary,” which inspired her to check out the world

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It’s A Purple Vibrator Kind Of Day

We’re having one of those days when all we want to do is say “Fuck it,” go home, and whip out the sex toys. This lady knows what we’re talking about. She doesn’t even feel like taking her panties off. We empathize with that so hard. If we could figure

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Maddy O

Maddy O’Reilly Says She’s Guarding "My Little Panties" From Danny Mountain

But if you ask us, it looks like she’s taunting him with her little panties. How is giving Danny a blowjob while waving her butt in the air a form of defense? Maybe Maddy is a brilliant strategist and we just can’t see her longterm goals. These little panty owners

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What

What’s Down Your Blouse, Elizabeth Cohen?

Elizabeth Cohen isn’t just an ace medical correspondent over at CNN—she’s an ace medical correspondent who happens to have some pretty delightful cleavage. Which we are so looking forward to getting some breaking news about…if you know what we mean. (Boobie Blog)

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Lucrezia Borgia Fulfills Our Naughty Nun Fantasies

Lucrezia Borgia Fulfills Our Naughty Nun Fantasies

Admittedly, our naughty nun fantasies don’t include anything about incest, but you have to take the good with the bad when it comes to Lucrezia. If she’s going to give us the gift of her hot naked body escaping out of her habit, there’s going to be some sketchiness with

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Letter to Whitman

Letter to Whitman

My Dearest Whitman, You know I’m very so very submissive, and you know I’m always trying to make sure that you’re getting maximum pleasure.  I’m always willing, always game, always ready to play, ready to give or get. Whatever you want, I want. BUT… I always care. About myself. On

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Everything Falls Into Place On Kathryn

Everything Falls Into Place On Kathryn’s Huge Boobs

So Nate “Igor” Smith wanted to give love to Kill Shop Kill for making his band t-shirts and donating clothing to a fundraiser he’s working on. He’s also been meaning to take pictures of Kathryn for years. The quick fix? Kathryn dresses up in KSK’s new duds, Nate takes pictures

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