We hope you’re okay with having that info be public, because thanks to your appearance on the X Factor, millions of people are now intimately familiar with your choice of undergarments. (And may we just say: white cotton? An excellent, classic choice.) (Taxi Driver Movie)

We’re sure that Mickey G has a skilled tongue and that Ava Vincent appreciates every moment of his lingual loving, but his long tongue wipe up the side of her stomach strikes us as…well, a little too much.

Maybe Ava likes it! Some people love the feeling of wet and warm suddenly catching a breeze and turning icy cold—we love it too, just in small doses. On a totally separate note, we have to praise this scene for its excellent use of blankets. Why is it that pornstars always have sex on top of beds? Yes, there’s the visibility issue to consider, but we think more porn could afford some snuggly blanket foreplay like this.

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At first I misunderstood the name of the compilation disc “Whorenado” to rhyme with “Coronado,” and I thought that mild-mannered Romanian temptress Angel Pink had somehow been cast in the first conquistador porn. Nope.

This was just a better choice than “Whoricane.”

It was tempting to dismiss this scene as one of thousands of similar interludes involving a high-heeled woman walking poolside into the inevitable, but its very European otherness makes this (and several other scenes in the 2-disc set) worth watching.

For example, Pink’s costars are coiffed like 80′s Bruckheimer henchman and sport the names “Choky Ice” and “Bob Terminator,” though both are extremely genial blonde fellows. Pink herself does not overact in a Porn Valley style, even as Messrs. Choky and Terminator doubly penetrate her. Her petite frame belies the ease with which she accommodates them.

Prior to this, the mashes both their cocks into her mouth, fashioning a makeshift dock for Choky and Terminator, one of whom is uncircumcised.

The scene ends as you’d expect, but it’s so light, amiable, and devoid of the usual Chatsworth caterwauling, that you almost forget that your own testicles have utterly receded. You think, “If the only way I’m going to get a hostel blowjob when I’m backpacking this summer is to double up, well, at least the cheese tastes better here.”

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Could this really be true? We’ve only heard this rumor from a few shady forums, but there is something a little off about the bounce of these boobs. Here’s the real issue though: there are many bare breasts in this movie, and we want to know if it costs more to show genuine actress nipple than it does to digitally add some in.

Surely it can’t be that expensive to digitally add a brown dot on top of a few pasties here and there, but this is a movie about both Mardi Gras and Spring Break: the two most boob-filled times of a college student’s life. There are boobs everywhere here, and maybe there reaches a point when it’s cheaper just to pay the actresses to be completely topless.

So what do you think? Do these look real, or can you tell something is off by the pixels (and having seen a few shops in your day)?

· “Mardi Gras: Spring Break” (2011) (imdb.com)

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Some people—haters, to be precise—might say that this girl doesn’t properly give a blowjob, and that she fools around too much. That’s bullmess. This young woman is adorable, and she’s taking cock sucking to a new level of cuteness never before imagined by humankind.

She giggles, smiles, she plays around with the penis and marvels at its texture. Who can blame her? Penises are weird, and they’re especially strange when they’re in your mouth. So even though some people might not get any pleasure from watching this gal bob her closed lips against the tip of a dick, we relish every minute of it. If we could, we’d kick it with this couple and learn their cutesy secrets.

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Oh hai. Do you need another reminder that Asa Akira is pretty darn great? Because in addition to working as a dedicated masseuse who always serves up happy endings, she’s also pretty into getting banged. In fact, we hear she’s so into getting banged, she likes to do it in front of a mirror so that she can watch herself enjoying getting banged. Or maybe that’s just an explanation we made up for why she’s looking at herself in the mirror in this gif. Whatever, either way it’s sexy.

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Let’s just be clear: “Joanna Angel Exposed” is awesome. There’s pretty much no porn star’s home life I’d rather see than Joanna Angel’s. The woman, aside from being wildly hot, successful, and hilarious, has dated James Deen. Meaning that she probably has sex with him on a more-than-daily basis, and this is our chance to see it.

Okay, there are more people involved than Joanna and James. But really, I was watching this for Joanna and James. They’re fantastic together, although I’m not entirely convinced that this is how they actually have sex at home; there’s an element of staginess that comes with the on-camera territory, after all. But watch the clip above. It was chosen largely for its adorability, as well as its hotness. Their coupley banter is the best! The sex is so natural and fun and obviously attractive. I never wanted this to end.

And luckily for me, and for you, it almost doesn’t. There are two discs of “Joanna Angel Exposed,” and over five hours of footage. Joanna and James fuck in pretty much every location and position and costume you could hope to see. There’s even a Christmas-themed blowjob, which I didn’t really get because Joanna is Jewish, but whatever. There are also threesomes with other performers, some girl-on-girl, and appearances from Mick Blue and Mr. Pete.

I don’t have that much to say about this movie, because you all know the most important part: this is Joanna Angel. The scenes are like watching really, really high-quality amateur porn, and while the people are professionals, the sex retains the spontaneous, silly feel of watching real life. There are no sets, no soundtrack, and only a minimum of “set up.” I truly wish all porn stars would release videos like this, because it makes me like Joanna even more than I did before, and envy her sex life completely.

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A Salute To Sexy And Slutty Straight-To-DVD Movies

The best thing about these straight-to-DVD titles is that they’re cheaply available on Amazon! With that in mind, we strongly encourage you purchase the actual movies; if you won’t buy it for yourself, then buy it because these movies no longer have Blockbuster bargain bins to take them in. Can you imagine these poor softcore DVDs sitting in some box in the rain? It’s a sad image. More »

Helloooo, Taylor Momsen’s Thong!

For a while, it was looking like teen queen Taylor Momsen was of the opinion that public indecency was a young person’s pursuit, better left behind after one turned eighteen. More »

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Until last week, we’d no idea that Chicago had anything to offer save a cheese/vegetable/meat casserole they mistakenly identify as pizza and our current president. Now we know it’s home to some seriously fine Burning Angels…and we’re going to have to reconsider our entire perspective on the city. (See more Sidney Scarlet at Driven By Boredom)

Watching all that sexy interracial lesbian action in “Wrong Turn 4″ got us thinking about how much we love straight-to-DVD movies. They never get the attention that big theater releases do, but today we’re taking a moment to praise these under-loved films and all the unabashed softcore smut they provide us with.

The best thing about these straight-to-DVD titles is that they’re cheaply available on Amazon! With that in mind, we strongly encourage you purchase the actual movies; if you won’t buy it for yourself, then buy it because these movies no longer have Blockbuster bargain bins to take them in. Can you imagine these poor softcore DVDs sitting in some box in the rain? It’s a sad image.

Anyway, let’s kick off this lovely little list by taking a step back from “Wrong Turn 4″ and giving pervy props to Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead! As with the other “Wrong Turn” movies, this film focuses on a group of attractive teenagers who accidentally stumble into cannibal territory. We know this clip is gory and absurd, but we think it sums up almost everything we love about straight-to-DVD nudity. There’s gratuitous pot smoking, random boobage, ample commentary on said boobage, the promise of something sexy happening, and then a horrible blood-drenched nightmare begins. What more could you ask for?

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The Devil Within
We don’t want to give you the idea that these films offer nothing but cheap thrills; some of them are actually intelligent pieces of art, and have relevance in the larger scope of cinematic history! Case in point: “The Devil Within” pays homage to Phoebe Cates’s legendary pool scene from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” You’ll notice that they forgot the part with the kissing and the masturbation, but they did add cellphones, which is much more relatable for today’s viewers. This whole thing is clearly a commentary on how technology has ruined our imaginations and reduced real, valuable, wet interactions with topless people.

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Humanoids from the Deep
Now, “Humanoids of the Deep” isn’t technically a straight-to-DVD film, but we feel it qualifies. For one, it was a small B-movie released in 1980 that only saw commercial success because teenage boys told each other it had boobs in it. Second, Showtime tried to make a TV-movie out of it, and TV-movies might as well be straight-to-DVD movies. Plus, the Showtime version toned down the nudity!

And really, this clip is too good to ignore. A tent in the wilderness is the ultimate beacon of calamity, and though we thought of posting this clip of an awkward lesbian tent encounter, we had to go with “Humanoids of the Deep” because of the humanoids. Oh, and because of the horrifying puppet that makes us wish for the sane, sensible, murderous aims of the humanoids.

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Half Moon
Straight-to-DVD movies are great for fledgling actors who want real movie-making experience, and these days, there are a lot of pornstars who are learning to stretch their mainstream wings. Tori Black might not like “Half Moon” (in fact, she straight up refused to promote it or support it in any form), but at least she’s getting her name out there as the leading lady of a softcore thriller. And we get to enjoy one of our favorite pornstars in a different genre!

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Powder Blue
Sometimes big, important celebrities show up in these movies and everyone wonders, “Why did this happen? I like ____ and thought s/he was doing high-profile movies!” In this case, it was Jessica Biel who landed in a straight-to-DVD film. It wasn’t that she was aiming for a smaller project, it’s just what happens in Hollywood sometimes! Film studios occasionally decide not to give well-funded movies a chance in box offices—for reasons ranging from poor planning to negative feedback—and that’s pretty much what happened with “Powder Blue.” It had limited theatrical release in the USA, experienced poor ticket sales and cruel reviews, and was quickly turned into a boatload of DVDs. Jessica Biel blames the internet for the movie’s quick DVD release, saying that the leaked stills and clips of her topless scene allowed everyone to gawk, dissect her performance, and move on before the film officially came out.

Maybe this is just our view, but we feel that when you watch this clip (or any of Biel’s stripping scenes) you’ll notice that there is something inherently straight-to-DVD-ish about the movie. Maybe it’s the melodrama, maybe it’s the way she pours hot wax on her body, but whatever it is, it feels right.

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For a while, it was looking like teen queen Taylor Momsen was of the opinion that public indecency was a young person’s pursuit, better left behind after one turned eighteen. But now, slowly but surely, Ms. Momsen is beginning to return to her naughty roots (for which we are truly grateful). Who knows what will come after this deliciously visible thong? Hopefully more public toplessness…that we will actually be able to enjoy now that she’s of legal age. (speedmonkey.net)

This woman gets so tense and motionless at times that we thought the video was stuck buffering. Can this be healthy? It’s damn fun to watch, but we don’t want anybody getting hurt.

Especially not this fine French fox. We’d like to believe that the extreme stillness and muscle tension she demonstrates also exercises her body like pilates. Furthermore, we bet her core muscles are insane, and we find that very attractive in a woman.

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Digital Playground’s “Masseuse” was pretty good, but this might be the best premise for a massage parlor porn ever: Asa Akira is a masseuse who lives to give her clients happy endings, even though her boss has repeatedly told her not to. Also, her boss is Bobbi Starr.

“After all,” Asa reasons, “if the guy pays for a full-body massage, it seems wrong to leave his favorite body part untouched.” That’s solid logic, Asa! We guess there are some people who don’t want happy endings (maybe they’re married or simply not in the mood), but they’re downers and don’t exist in the porn world.

The only people who do exist are men like Manuel Ferrara, a man so handsome and French that Asa gives him a happy beginning and climbs across her massage table to suck his enormous cock. She’s so eager to fuck him that he doesn’t even get to take his slacks off! Manuel has to pop his penis out through his fly to please Asa, and only finds a moment to undress by distracting her with tender foot smooches. It seems like Asa gets more of a stretch and rub down out of this than Manuel does; who’s the real masseuse here? For real though, we want to see Asa’s credentials.

Asa also has a thing for poisoning the minds of inexperienced coworkers! When Zoe Voss joins the team, Asa instructs her to give the clients everything they want. It’s a vague instruction, but Zoe correctly interprets when she lets Evan Stone rim her through her panties. Zoe soon understands why Asa works the way she does, especially when Evan folds her up and slowly slips into her pussy, thrusting in a teensy extra bit when he hits the hilt.

Bobbi is, understandably, pissed about all the prostitution going on in her business. Then, one day, she has Kate Kastle naked on her table and something snaps; she has Kate spread her thighs, she takes a breath, and she dives into Kate’s pussy tongue first. Bobbi knows it’s wrong, but she can’t help it! Meanwhile, Kate doesn’t mind a bit, and has actually been working up the confidence to ask Bobbi on a date. Will Bobbi still try to fire Asa? More importantly, will Kate still want to go out with Bobbi after the skilled masseuse roughly plays with Kate’s g-spot while holding her hands behind her head?

We’re going to say yes. In the end, isn’t that what Asa is going for? All she wants to do is bring us closer together, make us love one another, and she’s doing it one oily, relaxing, brain-melting handjob at a time.

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Nowadays, anyone who wants to feel a little bit naughty can whip out a camera and snap a dirty photo of themselves—but in olden times, it wasn’t quite so easy. No, if you wanted to show the world your naughty side, you had to engage the talents of a painter and have them use their craft to depict you in the buff.

Complicated? Most definitely. But since it was the only option out there, it was, in fact, employed by a few dedicated young exhibitionists, including Nell Gwyn, an actress who moonlighted as the mistress of King Charles II. Though her old timey exhibitionism was “lost” for awhile, it’s finally been recovered, and will be on display at London’s National Portrait Gallery, presumably as part of a thoughtful exhibit on the history of celebrity sex tapes and public exposure.

· See more at The Daily Mail (dailymail.co.uk)

And she’s declaring war on the blondes! Well, not really, but she might as well have with the way she was talking about her fair-haired comrades: “Blonde girls think because they’re blonde they’re automatically sexy, while girls with darker hair are more feisty.” Feisty, indeed!

She goes on to say, “Also, we’re often curvier and have way better boobs!” We can’t verify the accuracy of that statement, but nonetheless, those are some fighting words from Sophie Howard! We’d like to take a moment and say that while there are no blondes on the Fleshbot staff, we’ve always loved the flaxen-haired females (and fellas as well) and we wouldn’t ever dare join Sophie’s Brunette Brigade.

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The plan was for sensory deprivation. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but he said he wasn’t thinking of doing anything boundary-pushing, which was comforting. I stepped through the items that were taking me out of the world and into my skull: leather cuffs on my ankles and wrists, earplugs, gimp hood, wiffle gag, blindfold, and then I was chained spread-eagled to the corners of the bondage bed.

Each step locked down another part of my world. As I lay there, sensing him moving around, he didn’t have to question me about my helplessness to remind me of it. I was there. I realised I had no way other than the intensity and tone of my moans and screams to let him know if anything was wrong, but I wasn’t worried because of my experience and trust of him.

The first touch on my body didn’t signify much, but it seemed to take longer to experience. I think that was my brain processing faster than usual. The cuffs dug into my wrists and ankles because they stretched me out, and it distracted me a little, at least to begin with. I liked that he used his mouth to kiss and bite my skin.

His fingers explored more and more of me, and eventually began rubbing my clit. It made me want to fuck, but I had no way to communicate that so I just simmered. He dug his fingers into my cunt. I love and hate how he grips me there; it hurts and is harsh and demanding and makes me wickedly horny. It primes my pussy like a pump and makes me sopping wet. I was glad we’d put towels down to keep the bed from getting soaked.

I was reasonably good at anticipating what was coming next by his positioning on the bed, or from the whine of the vibrator as he spread my labia and pulled back my clit hood. He alternated between the Fairy Wand on my clit, his fingers in my cunt, and slaps on my pussy.

I discovered I could push the gag out of my mouth and suck the saliva out of the wiffle gag, which soothed my drying tongue and allowed me to flex my jaw. I had no idea how loud I got when he cranked up the Fairy Wand but I felt like a whimpering puppy between times. The gag became the focus for my senses. I repeatedly pushed it out, and when I realised it was distracting me I asked him if I could have it removed.

He moved up the bed but I didn’t understand what was happening until I felt the head of his cock prodding my lips. My hunger was twofold: I wanted to suck his cock, but I also had a need I hadn’t realised before, which was for sensations in my mouth. I was feeling the lack of sensory input.

It reminded me of his fingers deep in my mouth, and I wanted him to own me there again. I didn’t want that contact to stop, but then he started getting ready to fuck me. That was hot, but I felt a sense of loss because he was no longer touching my face.

He pulled out and slapped my pussy a few times, and then he fucked me some more. He pulled out and vibed me and fucked me again, and repeated until I was squirting like a hose. He played with my orgasms, ruining them again and again until I was begging him, and then he ruthlessly dragged a monstrous orgasm from me that banished every thought from my head. I wondered if he would ever let me stop coming, or if he would make me come until my muscles cramped.

Instead he fucked me, and this time he pushed his whole body against me. I felt the cuffs digging into my ankles as the pressure increased, but I didn’t care. His intensity fed mine as he thrust into me over and over again. When he brushed my lips with his shoulder I immediately kissed him and licked him and felt needy for more.

He pulled back and released my ankle chains to give himself more room between my legs for his next thrusts. Next he released my wrists. Then he guided me into an on-top position, but I was still totally reliant on him. I was his deaf and blind sex toy. He manoeuvred me as he wanted, and he played with my body as we fucked: my nipples and breasts were toys for his fingers, and my haunches were his to pull on to grind me onto him.

He paused, and then he moved me to one side and pushed my head down to his crotch. At first I anticipated more cock sucking, but he placed my nose on his testicles and he wanked while I licked and licked him, savouring his sweat and pheromones. Then when we cuddled he removed the blindfold and cuffs; he peeled them off one after another so we could reconnect properly.

Republished with permission from SapioSlut. Want to see your true tale of lust on Fleshbot? Contact us. Photo courtesy of Device Bondage.

We don’t think that a decrepit mental hospital inhabited by evil cannibals is the ideal setting for breathy, stimulating lesbian sex, but what do we know? This is both a prequel and a straight-to-DVD release; there are no rules.

And besides, these two ladies are so absurdly hot that it’d be a crime to deny them two sex scenes. We’d like to think that Tenika Davis and Kaitlyn Wong showed up on set, saw each other, and then asked the director if their major contribution to the film could be erotic in nature. Conveniently, director Declan O’Brien is also the writer of “Wrong Turn 4,” so he had no problem arranging a sweaty tryst for these two. We hope straight-to-DVD films are eligible for Academy Awards.

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