Archive | October 13, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Sila Sahin?

What Color Are Your Panties, Sila Sahin?

True, it might not be the first question that comes to mind when meeting Sila Sahin (something along the lines of “Where can we find a copy of your issue of German Playboy?” might trump the panty question, for instance), but we happen to think it’s still a solid, important

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Julia Ann Needs An Intern To Fill An Opening

Julia Ann Needs An Intern To Fill An Opening

Specifically, her vagina. Yes, it’s been left neglected for too long and since Zoe Voss just started working for Julia, it’s up to Zoe to eat her out the right way. If she does a good job, she could be looking at a full-time position! Like 69ing! That’s a serious

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"Hollywood Sex Wars": It

"Hollywood Sex Wars": It’s A Jungle Out There

It’s the boys against the girls as two gangs of detestable Hollywood trash play a Los Angeles version of Dangerous Liaisons. Our consolation? Half of them get boobs, but all of them will get old. (But not Fabio.) Writer/director Paul Sapiano’s previous feature, “The Boys’ And Girls’ Guide to Getting

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Nikki Minnich (Playboy

Nikki Minnich (Playboy’s Sexy Wives)

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Naked Pillow Talk And Smooching Can Be Unbearably Sexy

Naked Pillow Talk And Smooching Can Be Unbearably Sexy

Maybe this is a sign that we’ve watched too much porn, but for our money, we find cuddling and sweet pinching to be dozens of times more arousing than the finest double penetration scene. We’re romantic like that. Even if we can’t understand what’s being said, we feel good about

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We’re In Love With This Girl And We’ve Barely Seen Her Face

But sometimes, faces just get in the way of finding true love. For us, all we need is a good shot of someone orgasming and we can say, “Yep, that’s what we want for the rest of time.” That’s exactly what happened when we saw the young gentleman here get

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Libby (Cosmid)

Libby (Cosmid)

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Skin Diamond On Lazy Sundays, The Best Sex Positions, And The Sound Of People Coming

Skin Diamond On Lazy Sundays, The Best Sex Positions, And The Sound Of People Coming

True story: when porn performers are exhausting from a long week of banging it out and partying (you know, like you do), they sit around their houses talking about their favorite sex positions and what it’s like to wake up to the sound of someone coming (hint: awesome). Also, Zoe

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October 13, 2011

October 13, 2011

Exclusive Sneak Peek At The “Saints Row” Sex Appeal Slider Man, do those Saints Row guys know how to party. I’m writing this hungover as shit in my hotel room after attending last night’s launch party for Saint’s Row: The Third. My liver hurts, so bear with me as I

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Exclusive Sneak Peek At The "Saints Row" Sex Appeal Slider

Exclusive Sneak Peek At The "Saints Row" Sex Appeal Slider

Man, do those Saints Row guys know how to party. I’m writing this hungover as shit in my hotel room after attending last night’s launch party for Saint’s Row: The Third. My liver hurts, so bear with me as I try and explain how rad Saints Row: The Third is.

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Two Girls, One Cock

Two Girls, One Cock

Good news, everybody: we’ve finally reached the point in history when we can make a “two girls, one [blank]” pun, and not have everyone running to film themselves and/or feel sick. Or, at least, we can do that when it comes to this gif, cause the darn thing is so

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Beset On All Sides By Britain

Beset On All Sides By Britain’s Best Boobs

We’re in the valley of the shadow of breasts, and we’re hearing some hateful things from the lad mag girls. India Reynolds states, “British girls are way sexier than American ones, who are a bit full-on and scary.” What’s your beef, India? Frankly, this sounds like a little sore sportsmanship

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Adrianne Curry Gazes At Her Cleavage While Gazing At Her Cleavage

Adrianne Curry Gazes At Her Cleavage While Gazing At Her Cleavage

Hey Adrianne! We heard you like looking at cleavage, so we put some cleavage in front of your cleavage so you can look at your cleavage while looking at your cleavage. (And they said that Xzibit meme was played out!) (Via Hollywood Tuna)

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This Blowjob Might Be A Little Too Chill

This Blowjob Might Be A Little Too Chill

Don’t get us wrong, we love chill sex. We’ll take the slow and savored over the fast and pounded any day of the week. However, this girl might be taking it a tad too leisurely here. Or maybe her beanie is throwing us off. This is still an exceptionally hot

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"Love Is A Dangerous Game" And Your Genitals Are The Referees

"Love Is A Dangerous Game" And Your Genitals Are The Referees

Ladies, have you ever met a man who you thought was a brilliant horror novelist, but turned out to be a bona fide serial killer? If so, then you can definitely relate to Natasha Nice in this new movie from New Sensations’s Romance line. You see, Natasha is a famous

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OttoRotic: Ridiculously Hot Black And White Nudes (And No Asphyxiation!)

OttoRotic: Ridiculously Hot Black And White Nudes (And No Asphyxiation!)

It’s hard not to hear the name “OttoRotic” and think of people choking themselves to climax, but the photographer actually calls himself Otto Von Erotic, so any orgasms he produces shall be based purely on the quality of his work and the beauty of his models. Sounds fair, right? OttoRotic’s

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Ryan Keely Reviews: KinkLab

Ryan Keely Reviews: KinkLab’s Neon Wand

Yesterday, we got a peek at Stockroom’s take on the Hitachi Magic Wand. Today, we’ve got a look at their version of another classic sex toy, the Violet Wand. Can Stockroom improve electrical play in the way they improved the Hitachi? Ryan investigates! · Buy the Neon Wand (stockroom.com) [This

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The Visitor

As soon as his hands were free and he was allowed to touch me, his head was buried between my legs, his tongue licking the root of all my desires. I tried to move and lay down, but the moment I attempted to move, he slapped my ass with such

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A Collection Of Celebrity Nip Slips Across Time And Space

A Collection Of Celebrity Nip Slips Across Time And Space

Some kind internet soul pointed us towards a bunch of clips of celebrities losing control of their nipples, so we thought we’d mash them all together in a nifty video for you! There are about twelve celebrities in this video, can you name them all? Not only is this a

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