Archive | October 5, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Liv Tyler?

What Color Are Your Panties, Liv Tyler?

This past summer, Liv Tyler may have exposed her lady parts on national television (or maybe not, it’s hard to tell). Either way, it seems she’s learned her lesson about the rumor mill—and now she’s taking pains to demonstrate that she is absolutely, positively wearing panties. (Taxi Driver Movie)

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Trent Doesn

Trent Doesn’t Want A Slice, He Wants All Of Baby Jayne’s Pie

Can you blame him? A slice—actually, we’d prefer to call it a wedge, or a section—is hardly anything. Imagine it’s Thanksgiving: you just had some delicious pumpkin pie, and you want more, but you know you can’t have it. Terrible, right? Now what if you were alone with that pie,

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World Still Crazy For Daisy Lowe

World Still Crazy For Daisy Lowe’s Boobs

You might think that after her phenomenal Playboy shoot, our raging lust for Daisy Lowe’s breasts might have finally been sated. You would be thinking wrong: if anything, seeing Daisy Lowe all sultry and naked has just made the world more crazy for Daisy—so much so that even a photo

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Courtney Anne (Playboy

Courtney Anne (Playboy’s Student Bodies)

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Wait, Even German Children

Wait, Even German Children’s Television Has Nudity?

We talk about German television quite often, mostly in regards to how their crime shows are simply chock full of boobs and sex. We love that! However, we feel morally ambiguous about this clip right here from the 2010 made-for-children’s-TV movie, “Prinz und Bottel.” It’s an adaptation of “The Prince

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Do Something Nice Day Edition

Do Something Nice Day Edition

Like take off your panties? Yes. Yes, we’ll accept that. · Atlanta (kindgirls.com) · Bailey Knox (allpornmodels.com) · Anais & Kora (babesmachine.com) · Bella Skyy (thesmokingjacket.com) · Faye Reagan & Georgia Jones (lesbian.hu) · Helen (eros-and-grace.net) · Jessie Rogers (baberoll.com) · Maiko Kazano (sensualgirls.org) · Natalie Nice (silkengirl.com) · Rachel

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Now This Is A Birthday Blowjob

Now This Is A Birthday Blowjob

The lighting isn’t so hot, but we couldn’t care less. Never before have we seen a blowjob that so accurately illustrates why oral sex is referred to as “throwing neck.” We deem this video NSFC: Not Safe For Chiropractors. You’ve probably noticed that we’re rather keen on lighting in our

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Isis Love, Ariel X, Darling, Cheyenne Jewel & Bella Rossi (Ultimate Surrender)

Isis Love, Ariel X, Darling, Cheyenne Jewel & Bella Rossi (Ultimate Surrender)

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Porn For Straight Girls: Disco Porn Fever

Porn For Straight Girls: Disco Porn Fever

It doesn’t matter how good of a parody “Saturday Night Fever XXX” was; the music was always going to be cringe-worthy. As a devoted BeeGees fan, I can’t in good conscience tell you that the soundtrack was acceptable. However, the sex? More than acceptable, luckily. I haven’t seen the actual

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October 5, 2011

October 5, 2011

Bobbi Starr Politely Requests You "Shut Up And Fuck" “I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire whilst shoving a black dildo in her mouth most savagely. “I want you to be a real girl.” More » Athletes Undress For ESPN’s Body Issue

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Bobbi Starr Politely Requests You "Shut Up And Fuck"

Bobbi Starr Politely Requests You "Shut Up And Fuck"

“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire whilst shoving a black dildo in her mouth most savagely. “I want you to be a real girl.” Shut Up And Fuck Studio: Evil Angel Director: Bobbi Starr Starring: Bobbi Starr, Dana Dearmond, Tommy Pistol,

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Back That Ass Up

Back That Ass Up

Some booty shaking is a decorative affair, meant only to draw the eye (and, okay, arouse other body parts, too). Other booty shaking offers function as well as form; meant not just to look good, but to feel damn good…both to the booty shaker and their partner. Not quite sure

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Vikki Blows Makes Us Choose Between Her Boobs And Horror Punk

Vikki Blows Makes Us Choose Between Her Boobs And Horror Punk

When we saw Vikki Blows wearing a Misfits shirt, we were absolutely stoked. We love Vikki and we love The Misfits! Double win, right? Wrong. We can’t admire her t-shirt and her tits at the same time. What do we do? What would Glenn Danzig do? If Glenn Danzig were

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Athletes Undress For ESPN

Athletes Undress For ESPN’s Body Issue

Though we love lad mags and fashion rags, it doesn’t take an advanced degree to notice that they tend to showcase a limited range of body types (big breasted, hourglass shaped ladies for the former; super skinny types for the latter). If you happen to appreciate, say, the rippling muscles

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A Fresh Masturbation Video, Only One Hour Old!

A Fresh Masturbation Video, Only One Hour Old!

Dang, isn’t the future amazing? By the future, we mean the present. These days you can flip on a camera, flick your bean for a few minutes, and have your video online in seconds. This woman is probably still basking in her post-orgasm glow, and thousands of viewers are about

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"Oil Overload 5" Is As Eco-Friendly As It Is Erotic

"Oil Overload 5" Is As Eco-Friendly As It Is Erotic

ExxonMobile, BP, and now Chris Streams. These bastards think they can spill oil everywhere and still make money off it it? How dare they! At least Chris is only guilty of spilling mineral oil, and the only wildlife he’s impacted has been a handful of naked pornstars. Ok, we guess

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Are Those Your Nipples, Ali Larter?

Are Those Your Nipples, Ali Larter?

On the one hand, it definitely looks like she’s got some erect nipples poking through her shirt. On the other hand, if those are her nipples, they’re really, really, really erect. Of course, given the choice between Ali Larter having really, really erect nipples, and Ali Larter walking around town

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Fleshlight Freaks: A Monster Mash Of Masturbation Sleeves

Fleshlight Freaks: A Monster Mash Of Masturbation Sleeves

We know what you’re thinking: “It’s almost Halloween, and I have yet to have sex with any undead, reanimated, extraterrestrial, or cybertronic vaginas!” Don’t worry, Fleshlight has you covered with their new Freaks series. They might just be the most horrifying things I’ve ever penetrated, and I might have really

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Orgasms

Orgasms

“I want to fuck you so bad,” he said right into my ear. I let out a moan and twisted away. “I want to come deep inside you,” he pushed into my ear from behind. My skin was crawling with bumps. I was trying to get away from his mouth

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It’s Always Sunny When Hannah Martin’s Boobs Are Out

It’s getting damn chilly in New York, and we bet the same is true of Poland right now, but when Hannah Martin whips out her tits, the sun comes out and a swimming pool magically appears and the sky erupts with a face-melting guitar solo for no sensible reason. Yes,

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