Since we’re not German, we haven’t really heard of Jeanette before..and looking at her professional bio, we’re starting to feel a little ashamed. Here’s a woman with 7 albums, numerous award wins and nominations, and one hell of a sweet ass. How has she not been on our radar until
Isn’t that nifty? She’s like a one-woman sex show! She could fuck herself, spank herself, come on herself, and people would save time and money. Yeah, this would be a great economic porn plan… if only she didn’t love getting piledriven by Tommy Gunn. Ah, Tommy Gunn, the enemy of
How do you wrap up a season that’s involved popsicle-infused cunnilingus, handjobs, and chokey sex? If you’re “Weeds,” you opt to go back to basics. By which we mean: have Mary-Louise Parker flash her ass in an attempt to prove her identity to drug dealers who recognize her from a
Sometimes it feels like nipple slips are fated to occur. No matter how tightly you pack your dress, enough momentum will cast the boob from its casing. No matter how many times the camera cuts to the audience, we’re still going to see Nancy Grace’s nipple. Here’s an interesting little
A Field Guide To Alana Evans Everyone wants to be a “hot nerd” right now, and that’s fine, but we’d like to point out that Alana Evans has been working that style for a long time. The only thing more hardcore than her reputation as a pornstar is her dedication
Everyone wants to be a “hot nerd” right now, and that’s fine, but we’d like to point out that Alana Evans has been working that style for a long time. The only thing more hardcore than her reputation as a pornstar is her dedication to gaming, and we find that
You know those times when you feel so close to bursting that if you so much as think about touching yourself, you’ll come? This woman is having such a time. So what does she do? She puts a clip on her pussy. That’s one way to handle the issue! In
A mustache ride, that is (albeit on an invisible mustache). We’ve heard all about this sort of thing from various and sundry classy tshirts, and from the looks of things in this gif, it seems like a pretty fun time. Granted, the course of movement is a little more predictable
While 60 percent of the topless women above don’t actually enter a boxing ring in Digital Playground’s “Fighters” (and kudos to the classy company for not calling it “Spunkdrunk Love”), each takes every opportunity to make parts of you rocky. Fighters Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Starring: Jesse Jane,
And here we thought that Nellie Cameron was such a gentle, kind soul who gave handjobs to soothe fevered brows. As it turns out, those hands are also good for knocking the block off of rival prostitutes. How brutish! And yet, how intriguing. There’s nothing quite like a vicious brawl
Last year, the entire porn industry was into parodies; this year, everybody wants to make romantic, couples-friendly porn. The hype for romance isn’t nearly as huge as the spoof hype, but we’ve been noticing some big companies shifting energies towards plot lines and plinky piano music. It’s both heartwarming and
Tumblr has developed a reputation for housing sites that take it upon themselves to curate the most beautiful erotic photos around. Except for most of these tumblogs, curation is limited to selecting good photos and posting them willy nilly, with no real thought given to any sort of organization or
This young couple is making their first sex tape for the internet, so they want to take things slow. They look at each other’s genitals, they touch them, some handjobs are exchanged; it’s all quite lighthearted. If anything gets too serious, they just remember that there’s porn playing on the
A couple of empty nesters are suddenly faced with a home full of kids, back from college for the summer. Naturally, everybody’s getting stressed out, everybody needs a good lay, and nobody wants to leave the house. Uh-oh. Don’t worry, “Filthy Family 4″ is absolutely incest-free! There are plenty of
We spent our last birthday eating a Cookiepuss and throwing back drinks. We thought that was pretty good—until we saw what Jessie Lee did for her birthday. Between all the scantily clad bodies, Joanna Angel’s risque striptease, and the requisite birthday spanking, we’re starting to feel a little bit cheated…though,
We could lay out the dick joke we were going to make about early birds catching worms, but you’re all smart and dirty-minded, so we won’t bother. Just join us in watching these ten glorious head-starts to what must have been fantastic days. We love doing morning-centric video round-ups because
Dear X, Or maybe I should write: Dear Stranger. This was a tough one. With most of your experiments I feel like a spy. The people in my ordinary life – okay, it’s not that ordinary – would never suspect that I’m also a secret agent who does sexy dares
This morning we woke up to reports that Rihanna had offended an Irish farmer by doffing her top while shooting a video in his fields. “But where are the pictures?” we asked ourselves, being far too classy to offer up a witticism like “Pix or it didn’t happen.” Well, just
