Archive | September 26, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Kelly Osbourne?

What Color Are Your Panties, Kelly Osbourne?

Kelly Osbourne can be a size two or a size twenty; as long as she’s healthy and happy, we’ll still find her irresistible…and we’ll still be ever so desperate to get a glimpse of her panties. Thank you ever so much for obliging us, Kelly. (Taxi Driver Movie)

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To Whom Does Flower Tucci

To Whom Does Flower Tucci’s Ass Belong?

The obvious answer is Flower Tucci’s ass belongs to Flower Tucci, but Will Powers disagrees with that possessive apostrophe. He states that because his cock directly led to good times and squirting, he owns Flower’s tuchus. We think Flower Tucci should be the owner and operator, but she should offer

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Does This Photo Reveal A Shaved Kate Upton?

Does This Photo Reveal A Shaved Kate Upton?

To the best of our knowledge, lingerie model Kate Upton has never posed nude—but this photo from the Bare Necessities lingerie line gives a hint of what she might look like naked. Yes, if our eyes are to be believed, these sheer panties reveal that Kate’s opted to go bare

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Konata & Chiaki (Hegre-Art)

Konata & Chiaki (Hegre-Art)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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An Early Glimpse At "Melancholia" (And Kirsten Dunst

An Early Glimpse At "Melancholia" (And Kirsten Dunst’s Boobs)

It’s usually dangerous to turn one’s lusty gaze towards Lars Von Trier films, but it seems fine right now. When “Antichrist” clips were making the rounds, we had to take a careful stance on Charlotte Gainsbourg’s nudity for fear that our writing might accidentally give assent to the clitoris chopping.

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Please Your Mate Day Edition

Please Your Mate Day Edition

Because happy babes make the world go round. · Avia (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Ayla Di Pietro (morazzia.com) · Brianne (gorillamask.net) · Carla (stockings-blog.com) · Fata Morgana (femjoy.com) · Jenny & Misa (theomegaproject.org) · Karina (asredas.com) · Kelly (allpornmodels.com) · Luiza (dailyniner.com) · Mandy (hottystop.com) · Markyta (sexyandfunny.com) · Mia (glam0ur.com) ·

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How To Build A Blowjob Lure

How To Build A Blowjob Lure

We thought this woman was just being artsy! What else are we supposed to draw from dynamic lighting, blindfolds, and dildo hanging from the ceiling? Well, if we had been smart, we would’ve divined that this is an old fashioned Blowjob Lure. It’s simple really: the sight of a sensual,

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September 26, 2011

September 26, 2011

An Early Glimpse At “Melancholia” (And Kirsten Dunst’s Boobs) It’s usually dangerous to turn one’s lusty gaze towards Lars Von Trier films, but it seems fine right now. When “Antichrist” clips were making the rounds, we had to take a careful stance on Charlotte Gainsbourg’s nudity for fear that our

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Raina (Only Cuties)

Raina (Only Cuties)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Once Again, It

Once Again, It’s Stoya’s Sexy Face

Who can explain the preponderance of gifs of Stoya’s sex faces? Is it because Stoya—a nerdy, internet-savvy pornstar—appeals to the gif-making, internet-inhabiting masses, who pay tribute to her in this form? Or is it because something about Stoya’s visage just renders well in gif form? Or maybe, just maybe, is

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"Grindhouse XXX" Does Exactly What It Should

"Grindhouse XXX" Does Exactly What It Should

“Grindhouse XXX” is a pleasure to watch. It promises and asks nothing more than the enjoyment of tasty naked women alternately shooting at other people or soaping each other. Also: It’s not a parody. Studio: Adam & Eve Director: David Lord & Andre Madness Starring: Teagan Presley, Nina Mercedez, Derrick

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Eva Amurri Bikini Pix Are An Excellent Reason To Follow Eva Amurri On Twitter

Eva Amurri Bikini Pix Are An Excellent Reason To Follow Eva Amurri On Twitter

Silly us, we didn’t even know that Ms. Amurri had a Twitter account (we sort of assumed she was too busy being, you know, famous and fabulous to worry about stuff like social media). But not only does she have a Twitter account; she has a Twitter account that she

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A Sneak Peek At The Retro Bombshells Of "The Honeymoaners: A XXX Parody"

A Sneak Peek At The Retro Bombshells Of "The Honeymoaners: A XXX Parody"

“I always thought ‘one of these days…one of these days…POW!’, I’m gonna make a parody of ‘The Honeymooners’,” states Lee Roy Myers. “After all the unsuccessful schemes mustered up by Ralph Kramden, I think he finally deserves some good fortune…and what better fortune than having sex with all the hot

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Jodie Marsh Flirts With Full Frontal Nudity

Jodie Marsh Flirts With Full Frontal Nudity

Becoming an adult means facing certain cold, hard truths: there is no Santa Claus, there is no sex in the champagne room, and when a UK lad mag promises that their models are “uncensored,” they really mean that they’ve said dirty things in the interview, not that you’ll see anyone

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How Real Pros Do Titfucking

How Real Pros Do Titfucking

We’ve seen many different methods for stimulating the genitals using one’s breasts, and this is our current favorite. No stress, no squeezing, just hardcore wanking and a pair of very large, very cooperative tits. And everything else takes care of itself! The tits do one thing, the penis digs it,

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A Sexier Kind Of BAMF: "Black Ass Master 5"

A Sexier Kind Of BAMF: "Black Ass Master 5"

Many people have sought to know everything there is to know about the butt—in both biblical and non-biblical senses. Alexander DeVoe preaches that the ass is a lot like Othello: it’s extremely easy to play with, but takes a lifetime to master. Also, like Othello, there are many different colors,

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Steven Klein Does Stoya (Again)

Steven Klein Does Stoya (Again)

In May, Richardson A5 revealed some stunning (and mildly shocking) photos of Stoya as shot by famed photographer Steven Klein. In those images, Stoya was reimagined as a masculine body builder, her muscles highlighted with oil and heavily featured in the photos. But it seems Klein has an eye for

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"Boardwalk Empire" Brings Us A Sexy Pregnant Paz De La Huerta

"Boardwalk Empire" Brings Us A Sexy Pregnant Paz De La Huerta

It’s a new season of “Boardwalk Empire” and Agent Van Alden got Lucy Danziger pregnant—after one steamy encounter! This is an interesting development. On the one hand, Paz looks radiant as a mother-to-be. On the other hand, what will we do without our perpetually horny Lucy? We’re not thinking clearly;

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Fuck Me Already

Fuck Me Already

He is gently stro­king my labia and it feels divine. I love the feeling of wanting to rut against his hand and not doing it, of just staying with the desper­ate desire – and I tell him so. “Why don’t you do it?” So I do. I grind my crotch

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"Shot By Kern" Captures Canadian Cuties

"Shot By Kern" Captures Canadian Cuties

It’s Richard Kern’s third visit to Toronto and he’s starting to feel familiar with the terrain. His newfound comfort is helping him open up to his beautiful models, and they respond in ways both gorgeous and grimy. The gorgeousness is obvious: they go topless, take showers, sprawl out on big

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