Archive | September 20, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Peaches Geldof?

What Color Are Your Panties, Peaches Geldof?

What sort of panties befit a woman like Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof? We would have assumed the most decadent pair possible (or at least something like this). But it seems our girl Peaches goes in for something a little more understated, like these grey cotton panties. Then

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The Forbidden Pleasures Of Alexis Texas

The Forbidden Pleasures Of Alexis Texas’s Rump

Little known fact: Alexis Texas wasn’t born with the beautiful butt you see before you. She actually found it while on an archaeological dig around an ancient Peruvian temple. After dodging poison darts, jumping pits of fire, and outrunning a huge boulder, she escaped with the Golden Ass of the

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ScarlettJohanssoning: The Hot New Butt-In-The-Mirror Meme

ScarlettJohanssoning: The Hot New Butt-In-The-Mirror Meme

We can honestly say that we’ve never engaged in any planking. Not ever. However, we’re totally about to hop on this ScarlettJohanssoning bandwagon because it’s all about posing like a certain gorgeous celebrity did in her leaked nude pictures. It’s only right for all us pervy fans to stand in

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Fierra Cruz (Playboy

Fierra Cruz (Playboy’s Fresh Faces)

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"Chemistry" Spends A Day At The Slutty Spa

"Chemistry" Spends A Day At The Slutty Spa

We want to meet the people who wrote the dialogue for this sauna scene because only true heroes can string together line after dirty line like this. Examples: “Did you see that movie ‘Black Swan’? What’d you think about the girl-girl stuff?” Tell us that’s not the best pick-up line

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September 20, 2011

September 20, 2011

A Field Guide To Paz De La Huerta Our Paz de la Huerta fixation stretches back a considerable amount of time, and even though we can name a handful of her works and accomplishments, we don’t know much about the girl. Our Paz-related lacunae, plus the fact that “Boardwalk Empire”

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A Field Guide To Paz De La Huerta

A Field Guide To Paz De La Huerta

Our Paz de la Huerta fixation stretches back a considerable amount of time, and even though we can name a handful of her works and accomplishments, we don’t know much about the girl. Our Paz-related lacunae, plus the fact that “Boardwalk Empire” returns to HBO this week, inspired this field

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Some People Just Love To Give (Head)!

Some People Just Love To Give (Head)!

This is one of those girls who takes extreme pride and joy in her blowjob-giving skills, and we defy you to find another gal who displays this kind of generous ecstasy (excluding Camille Crimson, of course; we know you’re reading this). The real question is: does her man enjoy the

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Krissie Dee (Burning Angel)

Krissie Dee (Burning Angel)

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Stoya

Stoya’s Oh Yes Face

it’s no secret that we have a thing for the faces ladies make when they’re getting sexually pleasured…particularly when the lady in question happens to be Stoya. We don’t know what it is about her, but something in in the way she moves her face (and bites her lip) just

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What Makes These "Euro Sluts" So "Naughty"?

What Makes These "Euro Sluts" So "Naughty"?

One odd thing about watching most Europorn is that it is rife with single names like “Ludovica,” “Hedda,” and “Denicka,” whereas American porn exports both the Christian and family names of our precious resources. But aren’t all sluts naughty? For example, a woman named Raingarda (seriously? Raingarda? Isn’t that an

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My Hot Band! Brings The Tunes And The Nudes

My Hot Band! Brings The Tunes And The Nudes

Many moons ago, we put together a post of beautiful naked women wielding musical instruments. It seems we were at the forefront of a trend…assuming that that post plus a tumblog we just found can, in fact, be considered a full-fledged trend. But whatever! My Hot Band! (exclamation point theres)

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Exclusive First Look At New Sensations

Exclusive First Look At New Sensations’s Gamer-Porno: "Geek Girls: The Gamers"

Every time we blink, there’s new bit of porn that’s steeped in video game culture. For the record, we blink every few weeks or so, but we also blinked yesterday! New Sensations’s “Geek Girls: The Gamers” is the latest stitch in the rich nerd quilt under which pornographers snuggle with

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The Fetishy Side Of Sophie Howard

The Fetishy Side Of Sophie Howard

If you’ve only been paying attention to the luscious Sophie Howard for the past year or so, you probably think of her as a run of the mill lad mag girl: luscious big boobs, beautiful black hair, and a delightfully upbeat (and, of course, naughty) outlook on the world. And

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Duck, Cover, And Spread Them Cheeks For "Anal Attack 7"

Duck, Cover, And Spread Them Cheeks For "Anal Attack 7"

No, it’s not a defense plan, it’s a counterattack! When you’re in an all-out Anal War with some of the top names in Europorn, well, it’s like Duke Leto said to Paul in Frank Herbert’s “Dune”: “Knowing where the trap is—that is the first step in evading it. This is

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Marika Fruscio

Marika Fruscio’s Breasts Spend A Day At The Beach

Many of us first discovered Marika Fruscio’s breasts when she suffered a wardrobe malfunction on Italian television. But those of us who weren’t fortunate to catch that blessed slip up have been given a whole new opportunity to make our acquaintance with the beautiful Ms. Fruscio’s bountiful rack. Sometimes, lightning

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Face Time: Top Ten Amateur Facial Videos

Face Time: Top Ten Amateur Facial Videos

We’re sure there’s some complicated psychological or evolutionary reason that men like to come on women, probably incorporating words like “territorial” and “olfaction.” But we’re just going to come out (no pun intended) and say it: it’s hot to orgasm onto your partner. We don’t know why, it just is.

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Simple

Simple

it’s been over a week since i have been fucked. the bruises are fading but my memory is vivid. i think the last orgasm i had might have been in my sleep last week. i tried to wait, i tried to harbor the release, i tried and failed. thoughts leading

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V Man Overcomplicates The Nudity In Their Magazine

V Man Overcomplicates The Nudity In Their Magazine

We get it, V Man. You want to stay classy, but you’re a high concept fashion/art magazine aimed at men. You’re competing with GQ, and GQ has no problem with displaying semi-naked ladies, so you have to up the ante. That’s fine! Just be real about it. We should explain

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