It’s almost like the exact same way they welcomed summer, and spring, and winter…and, come to think of it, last fall, too. Is there some sort of theme here, or some subtle message that they’re trying to convey? Or does American Apparel just really like boobs? · American Apparel (americanapparel.net)

We know production costs are too high as it is for most porn companies, but we think it’s criminal that India Summer should have to suck cock in the dark. We don’t care if you have to cut the sound and make the movie five minutes long: India’s blowjobs must

Following in the footsteps of Zach Galifinakis, Robert Downey, Jr., and Jaleel White, Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir provide the looks (and lip synching) for Diplo & Datsik’s “Pick Your Poison” music video. So far we’ve only seen the clean version (above), but we hear tell that there’s a naughty

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For years we’ve dreamed—nay, prayed—that one day we might be lucky enough to see the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson in the nude. And now our dreams may just have come true. Two photos claiming to be of Ms. Johansson have appeared online (and we have them right here). Could they really

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The 75th Annual Blowjob Dance was Sadie Hawkins style, and to honor the Diamond Anniversary of this exclusive event, one woman decided she would take three gentlemen at once. Oh, the chaperones were in a tizzy that evening, but everyone had a good time and came everywhere. That is, our

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Spanking isn’t all that easy: you have to aim for the right kind of flesh, swing your extremity (whatever it is) with even force, and follow through so that you get the perfect ripple that lets you know excitement has followed pain. Given all that, you can see why nipple

Yes, that is a terrible pun. Forgive me. I’m kind of scraping the bottom of my porn barrel (there’s not really a barrel, but that would be amazing) with this one because I’m running out of unwatched DVDs from work, but I actually really enjoyed it. Guess what the cover

It’s that time of year again! No, we’re not talking about Halloween (in fact, we’d like to postpone that because our costumes aren’t even close to ready); we’re talking about the yearly blitz of lad mag babe calendars! It’s a bit like Christmas, except you have many, many gifts under

The list of Fleshlight Girls was looking a little Ameri-centric, so the company decided to diversify their wares with a hot new roster of Europorn babes. The most surprising lady on the list: Ariel. Yes, the Ariel we ogle on a regular basis. In addition to this glamorous redhead, you

One look at this adorable, petite twenty-year-old, and you might think you’ve found yourself a new study buddy. To hell with your studying. The only kind of studying Krissie plans on doing involves a strap-on and Joanna Angel. We don’t really know how that qualifies as studying, but we don’t

One of the coolest parts about this upcoming Paul Thomas parody is that they went so far as to parody the iconic soundtrack to “The Graduate.” That means we can comfortably use the phrase, “This movie will Garfunkel your Simon.” From what we can tell by flipping through the pictures

Hey dudes, we’ve just discovered the best new cocktail. Take one part Svedka vodka (you know, the one that’s approved by sexy robots from the future), allow it to aerate for a bit, then add one part Coco’s exposed boob. Voila! An amazing combination that’s sure to liven up any

Anybody? Anyone out there like to get his or her jollies by watching a rather attractive topless woman kill monster after horrible, disgusting monster until she’s exhausted all of her weapons and stands triumphantly splattered with blood? We’re not into this, but we’re going to leave it right here in

I like that you don’t require, coffee, talking, movies, drinking-all that bullshit, I just don’t feel like doing right now. You seem to be perfectly content with me coming over late night and not leaving until, slink time, dawn, or sometime there after. You seem perfectly fine with me coming

You might not remember this, but we got a ton of mileage out of the debut issue of Treats! Magazine; every time we turned around, there was some new, stupidly hot naked lady to discuss. Well, there’s a new issue, and it’s even better than the first. What we have