Archive | August 24, 2011
The Most Badass Milla Jovovich Moment In History (Plus Boobs)

The Most Badass Milla Jovovich Moment In History (Plus Boobs)

Jovovich and her hubby were taking a topless dip in the pool when she noticed a fishing boat snapping pictures of them; she gave them the finger with all the gusto she could muster. This is so fucking cool that we want to make a flipbook out of it. She

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Want Some Smooth Jazz With Your Rooftop Blowjob?

Want Some Smooth Jazz With Your Rooftop Blowjob?

The default answer is yes. That is, if you’re taking a break from your pool game at the jazz club to stick it to some fine, young, blonde singer named Monica Mayhem on the roof of said club, you have to listen to smooth jazz. We don’t make the rules.

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Ass Flashing Ain

Ass Flashing Ain’t Nothing To Giselle Leon

Getting naked in public? That’s old hat. Giselle Leon has already gone Beyond Thunderdome with her public depravity: “I was dressed as a slutty school girl with my tits out, sitting on a priest’s lap (who was wearing a santa hat, by the way) who was using a blue vibrator

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Camelia (Pretty4Ever)

Camelia (Pretty4Ever)

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Ellen Burstyn Naked In Bed Almost Sums-Up "Tropic Of Cancer"

Ellen Burstyn Naked In Bed Almost Sums-Up "Tropic Of Cancer"

Normally we have to say something like, “Oh, in our minds, this movie is nothing but a few minutes of sex scenes.” The same can be said for this 1970 “Tropic of Cancer” adaptation, except for the fact that we’re right this time. It’s mostly sex. Maybe we’re being unfair.

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Proof that True Blood

Proof that True Blood‘s vampire shower sex could have been a whole lot hotter

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August 24, 2011

August 24, 2011

Kiss And Make Up Day Edition Because kisses and babes make a great pair. More » The Most Badass Milla Jovovich Moment In History (Plus Boobs) Jovovich and her hubby were taking a topless dip in the pool when she noticed a fishing boat snapping pictures of them; she gave

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Kiss And Make Up Day Edition

Kiss And Make Up Day Edition

Because kisses and babes make a great pair. · Anri Okita (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Brittany Bod (morazzia.com) · Carli Banks (pbabes.com) · Erika Mayshawn (bootysource.com) · Florance & Kalina (glamdolls.com) · Kalista (sensualgirls.org) · Lindsey Meadows (100bucksbabes.com) · Marta (novoporn.com) · Molly & Gracie (lesbian.hu) · Monroe Lee (hottystop.com) · Nina

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We’ve Got Your Non-Dairy Creamer Right Here

We don’t know her name, but we definitely know she’s a creamer! It only takes three short slides down her man’s pole before she’s coated it with her come. If we had to figure out what the cause is—not that anyone is asking us to do so or even cares

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Louise (LSG Models)

Louise (LSG Models)

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Porn For Straight Girls: They

Porn For Straight Girls: They’re Hot ‘Cause They’re Fly Fucking

Ottimo Massimo wrote a fantastic review of Tom Byron’s “This Is Why I’m Hot.” I mean, really, it is thorough. However, as he himself commented at the very end, he did not make any MIMS jokes. Therefore, I have attempted to use as many lines from that song in my

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Burying the Lede, Load in Paige Ashley

Burying the Lede, Load in Paige Ashley

We are smitten with Paige Ashley, the no-nonsense British reporter of “Chloe’s Column” who goes way past wiretapping to get her story. Chloe’s Column: Fuck Fame Review by: Gram Ponante Chloe (Paige Ashley) is an entertainment columnist who knows a thing or two about celebrities and starfuckery. “When you fuck

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Take Another Gander At That Fancy Japanese 3D Porn

Take Another Gander At That Fancy Japanese 3D Porn

Despite all the hype, we somehow still haven’t seen “3D Sex and Zen”—so we’re pleased to see that Bizarre Magazine has a few choice clips that they’re previewing on their site (albeit in 2D). Although if you want to see them, you’d better act fast—for some reason, the (kinda explicit!)

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An Ass In Motion Is A Glorious Thing

An Ass In Motion Is A Glorious Thing

On the heels of yesterday’s (not) Emma Watson gif, we have an equally classy hardcore black and white gif…albeit one that’s a bit more hardcore than yesterday’s. And not just hardcore, either: though we do like the way this gentleman is doing his ladyfriend (Asa Akira, we believe), we have

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Kate Upton Strips Down To A Bikini To Shill For Sobe

Kate Upton Strips Down To A Bikini To Shill For Sobe

First, the bad news: it seems that Sobe has decided that that whole bodypainted models thing was played out, and has decided to do promos featuring women wearing actual clothes. The good news? Those “actual clothes” are just bikinis, and the woman in question is the bodacious Kate Upton, who,

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"Lesbian Babysitters 5" Is Minutes Away From MILFnight

"Lesbian Babysitters 5" Is Minutes Away From MILFnight

There have been a myriad of milves marching through the chapters of “Lesbian Babysitters,” but Madison Young’s very pregnant appearance marks the first time this series has seen a babysitter bang a babe on the verge of MILFdom. Also, why is Madison hanging with a babysitter when she doesn’t yet

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We Know What Color Your Panties Are, Tulisa Contostavlos

We Know What Color Your Panties Are, Tulisa Contostavlos

We hope that doesn’t sound threatening in an “I Know What You Did Last Summer” kind of way. All we’re saying is that we saw your undies last February, we saw them again (and a bit of lipslip) around Thanksgiving, and now here they are once more. And based on

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"Underbelly: Razor" Introduces Us To The Most Popular Prostitute In 1920s Sydney

"Underbelly: Razor" Introduces Us To The Most Popular Prostitute In 1920s Sydney

The only thing we love more than television that’s chock full of nudity is television that’s chock full of nudity for educational purposes. Our favorite Australian crime-drama franchise, “Underbelly,” has a new show all about the femme fatales who fucked and fought their way around old timey Australia. Here we

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Spanish Dancers

Spanish Dancers

Dear Dastardly X, My husband and I rarely go out to clubs or discotheques together. Occasionally he’ll go out with friends to drink and look at the girls wiggle, but neither of us particularly loves dancing, and I’ve never been a four-in-the-morning kind of girl. But when it’s August in

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It’s Already Calendar Time For Lucy Pinder

The only thing better than a calendar with topless pictures of Lucy Pinder on it would be a sun dial modeled off Lucy’s rack. And don’t even try to tell us that Lucy Pinder’s tits aren’t celestially aligned. Anyway, Nuts graciously printed a preview of Lucy’s calendar pics, and the

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