Archive | August 18, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Jessica Stroup?

What Color Are Your Panties, Jessica Stroup?

Think Taylor Swift is the only celebrity who can pay homage to the late, great Marilyn Monroe with a wind-blown upskirt? Think again. Jessica Stroup may not be quite as famous as Ms. Swift, but she can get her dress blown up with the best of them. (Photo by Pacific

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Apparently, Tarot Makes Jessica Drake Extremely Horny

Apparently, Tarot Makes Jessica Drake Extremely Horny

As jessica drake flipped over the Two of Cups, she knew that she should start undressing, for the cards had spelled out love with Dale DaBone. The Eight of Swords, Interference, showed up next, so jessica had Dale put on a condom. What a responsible deck of cards! If it’s

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Flower Tucci Has To Serve Somebody

Flower Tucci Has To Serve Somebody

Seeing Flower Tucci in a business suit and conservative haircut, clutching her clipboard as she checks addresses in a sketchy neighborhood, almost made us forget everything we know about porn and about county employees. Flower arrives at the door of one Cuntre Pipes and explains that she is not there

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En (Hegre-Art)

En (Hegre-Art)

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MyFreeCams.com: Where You Can Watch Live Naked Girls On Their Webcams For Free!!!

MyFreeCams.com: Where You Can Watch Live Naked Girls On Their Webcams For Free!!!

Check out MyFreeCams.com -An amazing new website-Where you can watch naked girls on their webcams for free! Have you ever visited MyFreeCams.com? It is amazing! MyFreeCams.com is by far the largest adult webcam community on the Internet with over 100,000 models and 3,000,000 members. Best of all, it’s totally free!

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Patrycja Farbis Shows Us The Right Way To Sell Lingerie

Patrycja Farbis Shows Us The Right Way To Sell Lingerie

The first step is to show your nipples; no surprises there. The second step—and this is probably our favorite thing about this Axami Lingerie campaign—have bright, white, twinkling little stars cover up the parts of your vagina not hidden by the panties. Because not only does it let Patrycja Farbis

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August 18, 2011

August 18, 2011

Vivid Wants To Film Your Honeymoon Sex Tape Since Vivid distributed the sex tape that made Kim Kardashian famous, it’s only right that they would “honor” her wedding with a contest which boasts the grand prize of a honeymoon sex tape directed by B. Skow. We guess this is Vivid’s

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A Redhead Giving A Blowjob Makes Us Generalize About Redheads And Blowjobs

A Redhead Giving A Blowjob Makes Us Generalize About Redheads And Blowjobs

It just seems like every time a stunningly gorgeous redhead shows up in an intimate porn flick, we see a blowjob that makes us say, “Oh snap! Now that was a blowjob!” This video is no exception. So, correlation? Causation? Anybody? And OMG the part at the end after he

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Skin Diamond (Public Disgrace)

Skin Diamond (Public Disgrace)

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Vivid Wants To Film Your Honeymoon Sex Tape

Vivid Wants To Film Your Honeymoon Sex Tape

Since Vivid distributed the sex tape that made Kim Kardashian famous, it’s only right that they would “honor” her wedding with a contest which boasts the grand prize of a honeymoon sex tape directed by B. Skow. We guess this is Vivid’s version of giving Kim away at the altar

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Melissa Debling Rides Her Self-Made Wave Of Blondeness And Nakedness

Melissa Debling Rides Her Self-Made Wave Of Blondeness And Nakedness

We’re not saying the girl has an easy time—she’s a hard-working model who does shoots for scores of magazines all over the world—but we bet she enjoys being blonde, busty, and gorgeous almost as much as she enjoys making money off being blonde, busty, and gorgeous. Wouldn’t you? We would

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How/Why Is A D.C. Theater Going To Stage "The Aristocrats"?

How/Why Is A D.C. Theater Going To Stage "The Aristocrats"?

You know that classic joke with the gooey, ad-libbed, gross-out center known as “The Aristocrats”? Well, the D.C.-based theater company Cherry Red is about to close up shop, and their final production is going to be an adaptation of this legendary, horrid, vile, beloved joke. But how? And more importantly,

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Chanel Preston Does "Girl On Girl" On TV Tonight

Chanel Preston Does "Girl On Girl" On TV Tonight

If you have HDNet, tonight is the night when you can see “Deadline! Unrated” host Katie Daryl hang out with Chanel Preston in her weekly “Girl on Girl” segment. The ladies will talk, drink champagne, have a tea party, and Chanel will take her top off. “I think Chanel Preston

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This "Angel Face" Is Bound To Get A Devilish Facial

This "Angel Face" Is Bound To Get A Devilish Facial

Heaven protect Zoey Kush, she’s walking through the valley of the shadow of dick, beset on all sides by men who want to make her “Angel Face” an O-face and anoint it with pearly beads of jizz. Zoey takes some substantial measures to prevent losing her precious “Angel Face” to

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Helen Hunt

Helen Hunt’s Cameltoe Is As Good As It Gets

We had a huge crush on Helen Hunt back in the day, especially when we got “Twister” on VHS. Something about a badass, storm-chasing, squinty tomboy named Jo really got to us. We can only assume that Helen Hunt is equally badass when she hits the gym in her insanely

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Eating Pasta Off Of Leonor Watling

Eating Pasta Off Of Leonor Watling’s Gorgeous Chest

Oh, Leonor Watling, you know if you’re going to be cooking up pasta wearing nothing but an apron, there’s going to be some kinky activity involving the aforementioned pasta, especially because this is post-coital pasta (“Post-Coital Pasta” = best Mario Batali memoir title ever). On a semi-related note, it took

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If I?

If I?

In the midst of our four-week separation we started sexting and having phone sex. I didn’t think this was really possible with someone you are fucking but this was all proven wrong. Please enjoy our depravity. Me: I can’t wait to see you so I can so inappropriately touch you.

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Maybe Monica Sims Is Pouting, Maybe She Just Has Nice Lips

Maybe Monica Sims Is Pouting, Maybe She Just Has Nice Lips

We’ll get to her breasts in a minute. First, we want to assess what this lip business is all about. There are a couple pictures in which she’s definitely making a kissy face, but a couple seem between kissy and casual. That Monica Sims is so mysterious. And yeah, her

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