Archive | August 17, 2011
More Topless Models Than You Can Shake A Stick At

More Topless Models Than You Can Shake A Stick At

But why you would want to shake a stick at naked models is beyond us. You some kind of stick fetishist or what? We’re not here to judge. The point is that’s a terribly inappropriate response to the kind, nipple-y greeting these models are giving you. The proper response would

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Unforgettable, That

Unforgettable, That’s What Jenna Haze’s Mouth Is

It’s true! We were thinking about “Just Jenna 2″ yesterday, and all of a sudden, we were reminded of this odd scene from back in 2002. The blowjob by this adorable little hotel pool really stuck with us, you know? Where could this possibly be? We want to say Florida,

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Jennifer White Loves Public Nudity, Too

Jennifer White Loves Public Nudity, Too

It’s not easy being naked in public; that is, unless you’re Jennifer White, who loved every minute of shooting for Hustler’s Teasers. “It was very liberating and, yes, it definitely turned me on to know I could be caught at any moment.” Oh, Jennifer, you’re such a bad influence on

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Krystal Lorrie (Playboy

Krystal Lorrie (Playboy’s Busty Babes)

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Noomi Rapace Is Rather Handy With A Strap-On

Noomi Rapace Is Rather Handy With A Strap-On

Although “Daisy Diamond” doesn’t provide us with the most exuberant vision of pegging, we do get a chance (really, multiple chances) to appreciate Noomi Rapace’s beautiful, non-dragon tattooed body as she straps her big, black dick on. Furthermore, we’re hoping that this indicates a trend in the roles that Rapace

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National Tell A Joke Day Edition

National Tell A Joke Day Edition

Why did the babe cross the road? · Camilla (labatidora.net) · Daisy (asredas.com) · Devon Lee (100bucksbabes.com) · Domino (dailyniner.com) · Gloria (sensualgirls.org) · Hana Haruna (foxhq.com) · Julia Crown (babesandbitches.net) · Krystal Webb (babesanatomy.com) · Louisa May (hottystop.com) · Lucy Zara (stockings-blog.com) · Madden (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Maggie Green (dirtyyoungbitches.com

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Sex So Good She Squeaks

Sex So Good She Squeaks

Human can make some pretty weird sounds, given the right situation. For example, an orgasm that occurs while getting fucked extremely hard with your legs in the air is definitely fertile ground for strange noises to grow. As always, the best part of this video comes courtesy of the comment

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Lilli (Only Cuties)

Lilli (Only Cuties)

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Porn For Straight Girls: No Fauxxx, All Awesome

Porn For Straight Girls: No Fauxxx, All Awesome

My review of No Fauxxx, Courtney Trouble’s awesome indie porn site, is long, long, long overdue. Not only is Courtney herself an incredible performer who also makes films and does things like direct chapter one of “Valencia: The Movie,” she’s created a site that offers girls like me (and, presumably,

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August 17, 2011

August 17, 2011

The Wide Open "Back Door To Chyna" We want the porn industry to survive. For a while, though, the celebrity sex tape market has offered grim choices. Lucky for everyone, Chyna wins this round by a knockout (or whatever they do in professional wrestling). More » Jennifer White Loves Public

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The Wide Open "Back Door to Chyna"

The Wide Open "Back Door to Chyna"

We want the porn industry to survive. For a while, though, the celebrity sex tape market has offered grim choices. Lucky for everyone, Chyna wins this round by a knockout (or whatever they do in professional wrestling). Backdoor to Chyna Studio: Vivid Director: B. Skow Starring: Chyna, Dayna Vendetta, Dylan

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Sunburnt Boobs Are "Ouch!" But Also "Oooh"

Sunburnt Boobs Are "Ouch!" But Also "Oooh"

Leave it to Terry Richardson to turn something traditionally painful and unfortunate into something incredibly intriguing and maybe a little bit sexy. It’s like he’s taken tanlines and turned them up to eleven, using seared skin to highlight these beautiful boobs. We’re feeling a lot of different things about this

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Going "All That Way For Love" Or At Least For Belinda Stewart-Wilson

Going "All That Way For Love" Or At Least For Belinda Stewart-Wilson’s Breasts

Belinda Stewart-Wilson has always had a sexy, older woman vibe going for her character on “The Inbetweeners,” but her nude scene in the short “All That Way for Love” is turning more than a few heads. Even her former co-stars are taking notice. In fact, Simon Bird, the fully-grown man

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Megan Fox Gives The Angels A Peek At Her Cleavage

Megan Fox Gives The Angels A Peek At Her Cleavage

It’s so hard to choose between the power of flight and the power of invisibility because if you had both you could follow Megan Fox around all day and check out her cleavage from above. We bet if you had a “Ghostbusters”-esque device that showed you the number of spirits

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We Highly Doubt This Is "Her First MILF"

We Highly Doubt This Is "Her First MILF"

It’s no fun living life in a constant state of suspicion, thinking porn companies are lying to us about the number of cougars a certain kitten has slept with, but when we notice some thorough MILF-side manner, we have to call shenanigans. We know there are people standing by on

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Pornstar/Hip-Hop Artist Pinky Shows Her "Backbone"

Pornstar/Hip-Hop Artist Pinky Shows Her "Backbone"

Although this isn’t her first music video (or even her second or third), you have to give Pinky extra credit for having the continuous chutzpah to straddle the porn world and the hip hop world. But where did her pink hair go? Can she still be called Pinky if she’s

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Nadia And The Amazing Technicolor Naked Photoshoot

Nadia And The Amazing Technicolor Naked Photoshoot

We’ve heard that Viagra is super arousing but it can turn your vision blue, so we suspect something similar happened here. It feels like Nadia invited us into her bedroom right after we chugged too many Slurpees. Everything’s all hazy, multi-colored, and terribly enticing. Sure, we have some radical Slurpee

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A Spontaneous Date

A Spontaneous Date

I desired a cock last night. I sent Frank a text: “Wanna fuck?” There wasn’t a response. I gave him a call, got voice mail, and hung up without leaving a message. I thought about Gi, who I saw a few weeks ago, but concluded that the two of us

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"Weeds" Suggests That Mary Louise Parker Enjoys A Bit Of Choking

"Weeds" Suggests That Mary Louise Parker Enjoys A Bit Of Choking

Actually, they’re suggesting that Nancy Botwin enjoys a bit of choking, but considering how long she’s been doing this role—and how often freaky sex is a factor—we imagine the lines get a little blurry, if you know what we mean. The blanket blocking Mary Louise Parker’s boobs is a bit

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