As members of the press, we’re always happy to see people standing up for our rights—especially when those people happen to be half naked ladies wielding prop cameras, with the word press emblazoned across their asses. Oh FEMEN, you’ll never cease to amaze (or at least arouse) us. · See
It would be criminal—simply abhorrent—for Mike Adriano not to bite Ava Addams’s huge tits. For one, it’s a fun way to test the relative squishiness. Second, Ava really likes to have her breasts nibbled. So not biting them would disappoint everybody. It’d be like if Mike didn’t get to stick
While I have a perfectly legal crush on Phoenix Marie, it is clear from the boxcover of “Big Ass Fixation 8″ that Raylene really wants her ass to be noticed more. In fact, by comparison, Phoenix Marie is demure-assed. Tom Byron collects and mounts (or sees mounted) five callipygian women
Looking for a good way to start your day? Try this clip from “Weeds”: it has Lindsay Sloane moaning as she lets Andy go down on her with a popsicle. Highbrow humor and a hot babe? We feel blessed. If you haven’t been keeping up with “Weeds,” this is all
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A Field Guide to Jasmine Waltz Jasmine Waltz might not be a bonafide, big time celebrity, but she does have a sex tape out, and she’s slept with quite a few actual celebrities, so we figured now is the perfect time to sit down and get to know her better.
Jasmine Waltz might not be a bonafide, big time celebrity, but she does have a sex tape out, and she’s slept with quite a few actual celebrities, so we figured now is the perfect time to sit down and get to know her better. As far as biographical data goes,
Actually, it’s just some French lady overcoming her camera shyness to give a spectacular blowjob. But we bet that the Real Housewife of New York would be flattered to hear we mistook an actual French person for her. We really love the vibe these people have going. It seems that
Tinto Brass’s “Paprika” tells the tale of a poor young country girl who moves to the city and starts working at a brothel in the hopes of raising enough money to help her fiance start her own business. But you could be forgiven if you missed all that plot, and
Ah, summer: a time for escaping to the countryside for wholesome days of hiking and swimming…and less than wholesome evenings of s’mores, sleeping in tents, and showing your boobs to your best friend. Vice’s latest fashion spread commemorates the heady thrills of living outdoors. Take a peek to relive your
We’re not talking about sexting, we’re talking about girls telling their BFFLs they should totally climb on top of the professor’s lap, seduce a lonely FILF, and things like that. They also text a little about producer/director Ivan, but not too much. We’re sure that these girls are truly taking
This morning we received an email that excitedly declared that “Hell’s Kitchen is back! ” Not being familiar with the show, we weren’t totally sure why this would be of interest to a smut blog like ourselves. But then we scrolled down, and, well, 27 screencaps later, it dawned on
It’s pretty clear that Ciara’s nipples aren’t shy—so it would be a bit foolish to assume that they’d sit on the sidelines, politely tucked beneath her bikini top, while she played in the waves of South Beach. And while they may not have gotten all the freedom they desired, they
Really, how can anyone be a “Web Whore” when there’s nothing but porn on the internet? And don’t start telling us that there’s non-porn out there; that’s just a myth. The internet has only Stoya, Kagney Linn Karter, and their live streaming feed. (And LOLcats.) As was the case with
Did you have any bad dreams last night? If not, we have some for you. Alex Sandwell Kliszynski photoshops the nipples, genitals, and joints of naked people so they look just like dolls! We’re impressed, frightened, and maybe even a little aroused. Now, there’s nothing new about oversexualizing Barbie dolls—we’ve
As we round the corner into August, the temperature goes up even further and the clothes come off more frequently. It’s getting to that point where it might even be too hot for sex! That’s where pools come in. Obviously there are some tricky practical issues, but we feel confident
“You are a mess,” I gleamed. “I’m sorry Grace,” he croaked from his throat. I could tell he had not spoken out loud the whole time I was away. I knew very well he was cursing me under his breath. His denial was my ultimate arousal. My eyes narrowed slightly
Why do lad mags demand so much from their models? Look here: you can see Emma Glover shift her center of gravity in order to lift Sophie’s neutron star-sized boob. Is her struggle supposed to excite us? (It kind of does.) But that doesn’t mean we’re sadists or anything like
