Stop the presses! Some lady we’ve never heard of is flashing her panties! And not just any lady we’ve never heard of, mind you: this one is an English-Croatian socialite, television personality and model. If that’s not enough to make you curious about what’s under her skirt…well, keep in mind

We often look to porn for inspiration, trying to draw Hallmark messages from the performers like they were freaky, animated, erotic hieroglyphics. When we watch Sean Michaels and Carmen Luvana go at it on the stairs, we can hear them chugging: “I think I can, I think I can.” Think

You may have heard of MTV UK’s “Geordie Shore”—and chances are good you wrote it off as a cheap British knock off. Well, we’re here to set you straight. Sure, the parallels between the two “Shore”s are obvious, and no one’s arguing that “Geordie Shore” is in anyway creative or

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Normally, when anyone on the internet claims to have seen a celebrity’s pussy, we approach that claim with a high degree of caution and dubiousness (dubiousity?). Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned from years of working this job, it’s that most interpervs don’t know what a lady’s downstairs looks

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We always feel the need to comment on a gloriously slow blowjob. We’re not saying speed is stupid—if anything, we advocate playing around with pace—but crawling beats sprinting every time. Oh, eye contact, too! We’re not alone in this logic, right? Last time we checked, most people enjoyed their oral

Did Nicole Scherzinger Flash Her Pussy In Public? Normally, when anyone on the internet claims to have seen a celebrity’s pussy, we approach that claim with a high degree of caution and dubiousness (dubiousity?). Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned from years of working this job, it’s that most

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It might sound like we’ve just horribly botched a classic idiom, but we’re actually talking about how pretty this April Summers girl is. If things start getting blurry, it’s not your computer acting up, it’s your eyeballs. Zoo Magazine has a small collection of April’s naked photos from lad magazines,

I flew all the way to New York to wrangle this DVD from Ottimo Massimo. No joke. I mean, I was coming to New York for other reasons too, but this was a big freaking deal. And whoa, Carol Queen totally surpassed my extremely high expectations. “Gush” is a guide

The weather may be turning chilly in Australia, but don’t expect to see Candice Swanepoel bundling up in the Down Under edition of Men’s Style magazine. To the contrary: she’s happily stripped down…perhaps encouraging her Australian fans to warm themselves by imagining they’re in the balmy landscape right beside Ms.

If you haven’t heard, there’s a bit of buzz brewing on Twitter about getting Fleshlight to make a Camille Crimson mold, and we think that’s a fantastic idea. Get that woman some plaster, stat! And while we’re at it, here are some other ladies who deserve their orifices commemorated. And

First we spy her on a topless vacation, now we get a peek of her behind the scenes at a photo shoot, removing her top (and revealing those glorious breasts!). Oh Belen…is there anywhere you won’t reveal your gorgeous body for the paparazzi? · See more at Egotastic (egotastic.com)

Another day, another story of a family torn apart by the sexy babysitter who strolls through the house, leaving slack jaws and stiff cocks in her wake. But what’s this? Two babysitters?! There will be no survivors. “The Babysitter 4″ starts out simply enough: Natasha Nice offers to babysit Xander

Since the Summer Olympics are in London next year, certain lad magazines have been trying to start their girls on athletic programs. Here, Front Magazine debuts its brand new swim team! For your information, they are topless to aid aerodynamics. Or aquadynamics, whatever. Anyway, it might look like these girls

While sex salon doyenne Dr. Susan Block celebrated her birthday by spanking the resilient asses of some of Porn Valley’s most nubile and submissive starlets, she made sure to ease their torments with a chinchilla glove. “It might not be the most politically correct tool,” said the good doctor, whose

His arm extended behind me along the sofa back. I huddled into the crook of his shoulder, and we snuggled during the movie. Afterwards, with my head pillowed on his lap, he stroked my throat and neck and collar, as though petting a favorite cat. I tilted my chin up

All these ladies toting their big guns around on the beach kinda reminds us of the invasion of Normandy. Is that a healthy thing to think of? Perhaps all this smut is having odd shellshock effects on us. It’s worth it though! And if we view Holly and her friends