Archive | June 14, 2011
Rihanna Does Not Care For Bras

Rihanna Does Not Care For Bras

We were somewhat joking when we said that Rihanna was all about showcasing her nipples in the “Man Down” music video, but now we think we’re onto something. This woman despises bras. And we love this woman. Presented here, for you, for the appreciation of Rihanna’s lifestyle, are two pictures

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"A Woman

"A Woman’s Touch" Is Hair-Grabbing And Slapping

And spitting, too! Don’t forget about spitting! Yes, Abigail Productions is all about getting you to forget old fashioned ideas of femininity, and to realize that Kaimie Kai will grab you by the pigtails and make you eat her pussy. Sounds educational, doesn’t it? And everything Kaimie does seems to

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Luxi Jane Makes Us Donuts Go Nuts

Luxi Jane Makes Us Donuts Go Nuts

Luxi Jane spent her entire summer vacation in bed, naked, getting photographed with donuts on her nipples. She only takes one vacation a year, she always does this, and she goes back to work completely rejuvenated. Spa days can’t step to this. We have to say something on a personal

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Shione (Cosmid)

Shione (Cosmid)

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You Can See Carey Mulligan

You Can See Carey Mulligan’s Breasts In Person!

You just have to get yourself to New York City, and buy tickets to “Through A Glass Darkly,” which Mulligan is currently starring (and disrobing) in. Of course, you’d better act fast—the show’s run ends July 3, and we’re sure ticket booths will be swamped once people see this post.

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MyFreeCams.com: Where You Can Watch Live Naked Girls On Their Webcams For Free!!!

MyFreeCams.com: Where You Can Watch Live Naked Girls On Their Webcams For Free!!!

Check out MyFreeCams.com -An amazing new website-Where you can watch naked girls on their webcams for free! Have you ever visited MyFreeCams.com? It is amazing! MyFreeCams.com is by far the largest adult webcam community on the Internet with over 100,000 models and 3,000,000 members. Best of all, it’s totally free!

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Hitachi Battles Hard-On For The Beautiful Booty

Hitachi Battles Hard-On For The Beautiful Booty

It’s a conflict as old as humanity: the sex toy and the human companion are eternally competing for affection. Who will win? Watch, as the two combatants bump heads in close quarters—the same pussy. But what’s this? They’re working together to please one woman? Surely this can’t be. Isn’t the

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June 14, 2011

June 14, 2011

You Can See Carey Mulligan’s Breasts In Person! You just have to get yourself to New York City, and buy tickets to “Through A Glass Darkly,” which Mulligan is currently starring (and disrobing) in. Of course, you’d better act fast-the show’s run ends July 3, and we’re sure ticket booths

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Johana (InFocusGirls)

Johana (InFocusGirls)

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Meet Kiera Sweeney, ZOO

Meet Kiera Sweeney, ZOO’s Newest Babe

How is Kiera different from all other lad mag babes, you ask? Well, it’s not by virtue of birthplace (her hometown of Plymouth is apparently a hotbed for topless beauties—including Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), nor by breasts size (like her compatriots, hers are decidedly big). But we do have to give her

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Why "Here Cums the President" Is The Best U.S. History Textbook Ever

Why "Here Cums the President" Is The Best U.S. History Textbook Ever

Maybe we shouldn’t be deciding what is or isn’t taught in schools when some of us only got 3s on the AP U.S. history exam, but gosh darnit, the leaders of tomorrow need to know that politicians should be allowed—nay, encouraged—to be freaky in the bedroom. Here Cums the President

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Is This the LeAnn Rimes ‘Sex Tape’?

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Jennifer Lawrence Busts Into A Whole New Role

Jennifer Lawrence Busts Into A Whole New Role

First she was a gritty badass in “Winter’s Bone,” then a sleek (naked!) mutant in “X-Men: First Class.” Now…she’s just a lovely young woman in a super tight swimsuit. We think we might like this role best of all (though we haven’t seen her as Katniss Everdeen yet, so we

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Shakespeare Deserves A Good Smutting-Up

Shakespeare Deserves A Good Smutting-Up

Lee Roy Myers and DreamZone Entertainment just announced that they’re casting for an upcoming “Romeo and Juliet” parody, and we think that’s phenomenal. But why stop there? Here are some of our ideas for quick, easy ways to make Shakespeare’s works more obviously pornographic. There are a couple great things

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Monica Bellucci Is (Sorta) Naked In French Elle

Monica Bellucci Is (Sorta) Naked In French Elle

What can we say about Monica Bellucci’s breasts that hasn’t been said already? She’s been around for years, she’s been showcasing her lovely bosom for years…and frankly, we’re just glad that she’s still happy to be here, doing what she does best. (GCeleb)

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If You Were In This Lesbian Foursome, You

If You Were In This Lesbian Foursome, You’d Feel "Cherry 2"

The second installment of Digital Playground’s all-vagina soap opera brings us much joy, many orgasms, and most importantly, the one and only Jiz Lee as a DJ with serious strap-on skills. In this newest episode, Cherry has been indulging her passions by hiring more dancers for her private lesbian strip

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Claire Richards: Popstar To Opera Star To Lad Mag Babe?

Claire Richards: Popstar To Opera Star To Lad Mag Babe?

You might remember Claire Richards from Steps, the incredibly successful UK pop group from the late 90s/early 00′s. If you weren’t down with Steps, that’s no big deal. All you need to know is that she’s talented, curvy, and naked in a British tabloid. Let’s look at the facts: she

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Make It Special: Top Ten Amateur Birthday Sex Videos

Make It Special: Top Ten Amateur Birthday Sex Videos

What better way to celebrate your existence than by having exceptional sex? The very act that assured you would be brought into this world, now performed by you! Actually, it’s mostly just a good day to request oral sex (for either party.) You shouldn’t feel pressure to make your birthday

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Fucking His Plastic Wrapped Girl

Fucking His Plastic Wrapped Girl

Wrapping me in plastic was a new idea. It was a kind of bondage we hadn’t really tried before. I got naked and held the end of the wrap between my arm and my body, and then he had me slowly spin around in little shuffling steps while he held

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Bobbi Starr Is Your June jGrrl

Bobbi Starr Is Your June jGrrl

Our love for Bobbi Starr is well known (she’s smart, funny, filthy, and insanely sexy—what more do you need?); it goes without saying that we’re pleased to see that that deep love is shared by none other than Juliland, who’ve named Bobbi this month’s jGrrrl. Now if we could just

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