Well, what do you know: Red Light District, YouPorn.com, and PornHub.com are all in a bidding war for a “sex” tape shot during Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon. Why the scare quotes? Well, given that the tape features bit of spanking and booty, but no intercourse or genital play, we’re not sure
We just need to point out that there are a lot of movies called “Cum On My Face” by many different companies, but there is only one franchise called “Please Cum On My Face” and it belongs to White Ghetto. Who knew? Kita Zen is always quite pretty to us,
We thought it was a bit silly when the CDC posted guidelines for zombie preparedness last month. If only we’d known what sort of horrors were about to be unleashed upon the streets of Brooklyn. Yes, folks: while we were laughing our way through the CDC’s blog post, actual, factual
We thought that Belladonna would never step in front of the camera again. We thought that her days of performing extreme sex acts on camera were over, and never again would she emerge from the director’s seat. Never say never, folks. According to various Twitter accounts, Belladonna was coaxed back
Yesterday we reported that the series of alleged naked photos of Blake Lively were not actually of the actress—as, well, reported by her PR team. Apparently the original leaker didn’t take too kindly to that—and a new round of pithily watermarked photos have now been released. So, let’s be straight
I love a risque girl, and if you are lucky enough to have one as a girlfriend, then I’m jealous. Girlfriends that want you to film blowjobs and sex and masturbation.. .from the bedroom to the couch to the shower. That is my kind of girl, and I love the
Blake Lively, Jena Malone, And J Lo, Oh My! Celebrities! They keep taking their clothes off—and pictures of their naked bodies keep winding up online. Check out whose naked now (and see our special advice for celebrities dealing with sex scandals). More » Belladonna Is Starring In Porn Again! We
Finally, an anal sex video that’s every bit as relaxed and accessible as it hot. This is a video that makes us feel like we could film some anal sex and actually make a decent production with little to no editing. The only thing anyone really needs is a partner
I love a risque girl, and if you are lucky enough to have one as a girlfriend, then I’m jealous. Girlfriends that want you to film blowjobs and sex and masturbation.. .from the bedroom to the couch to the shower. That is my kind of girl, and I love the
Oh! There you are, summer! We were just thinking about how bored we were with spring, and then you showed up with cute British girls slowly undressing each other in the sun. Please tell us we can smear them with sunscreen. It’s images like this that let us know that
If you think Sakura Anna, Japanese star of “Oriental Rugs 2,” bears a passing resemblance to Asa Akira, you’re right on track: they are both women. That’s where the similarity ends, though, as Anna has a lot of pubic hair. One of porn’s enduring gifts is the necessity to create
We know that most gyms use the promise of better/more sex as a lure—whether it’s as explicit as David Barton’s “Look Better Naked” slogan, or more subtle claims about “performance” and “health”—but there’s still something a bit startling about seeing an actual, factual pair of boobs in a gym ad.
Guess who’s feeling healthy, happy, and ready to fuck on camera again? It’s Jessie Lee! Having fully recovered from the car accident last November, she hopped back into porn with verve, vigor, and big plans for her vagina. Here’s the result of her sexy scheming. As Joanna Angel reported a
At least, that’s how we interpret the video for “Man Down.” How else are we supposed to understand the white, see-through number that Rihanna’s sporting here? What, she just happened to wear something that would subtly show her tits? She’s a superstar musician with all of Def Jam behind her,
In “Dynamic Booty 6,” Professor Alexander DeVoe gives us crash course in advanced thermodynamics using the butts of pornstars to demonstrate his theories. We thought that Phoenix Marie’s booty slowed down time, but it turns out it’s just gravitational time dilation near her event horizon. Normally, five hours of thermodynamics
But that’s not the part we’re interested in; frankly, the whole vegetable sex thing is kinda played out. We’re excited to see Mandy Moore’s masturbatory faces! Consider all of them securely captured in our personal fap files. If we had the time and energy, we might even make a GIF
Blake Lively Nakedgate: Are These Pictures The Real Deal, Or A Cunning Ruse? We thought they were real, then we accepted that they were fakes. Now we’re not sure. What do you think? More » A Celebrity’s Guide To Handling A Naked Photo Scandal You’re a celebrity. Naked pictures of
Celebrities: they’re just like us! They take naked pictures of themselves, and document their sexy times. The only difference is that when celebrities’ sexy photos inevitably wind up in the wrong hands, TMZ actually cares about it. (Trust us: we’ve sent TMZ tons of pictures of our genitals, and haven’t
