Archive | June 1, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Elisabetta Canalis?

What Color Are Your Panties, Elisabetta Canalis?

Elisabetta Canalis recently garnered some attention after dropping her top (sort of) for PETA. But did you know that there are also sexy things going on below Ms. Canalis’s waist? It’s totally true! Just take a peak at these upskirt photos, and you’ll see what we mean. (Taxi Driver Movie)

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Underwear Is The First And Last Bondage Accessory

Underwear Is The First And Last Bondage Accessory

We find it both arousing and quite amusing that Mark Wood bothers to cut Trinity’s bonds but doesn’t fully take off her panties, and even uses them for leverage as he pulls her onto his cock. Mark Wood: clever man or cleverest man? Of course, he could’ve left the ropes

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"The Vagina Monologues" Makes For Good Porn Theater

"The Vagina Monologues" Makes For Good Porn Theater

Now if we could only get a porn parody of “Spiderman: Turn Off the Darkness.” Official Vagina Monologues Parody Director: Mike Quasar Starring: Kristina Rose, Inari Vachs, Kimberly Kane, Samantha Ryan, Anthony Rosano, Yurizan Beltran, Marco Banderas, Michael Vegas, Bill Bailey, Mark Wood Review by: Gram Ponante Since studio 3rd

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Zuzana (LSG Models)

Zuzana (LSG Models)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archivea

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(Not Actually) Blake Lively Nude!

(Not Actually) Blake Lively Nude!

This morning we woke up to a wonderful email full of links to pictures purporting to be Blake Lively sans clothing. Then, a few minutes later, we stumbled onto a statement from Blake Lively’s PR team declaring the pictures to be complete fakes. We’ve never gone from utterly elated to

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Best Of Babelogs: Flip A Coin Day Edition

Best Of Babelogs: Flip A Coin Day Edition

Heads or tails? If you’re a babe, we’ll take both… · Anri Okita (hq69.com) · Arienna (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Carisha (kindgirls.com) · Charity (sensualgirls.org) · Dahlia Dark (nakedanatomy.com) · Ewa Sonnet (primecurves.com) · Haydin (sensualgirls.org) · Jeri Lee (theomegaproject.org) · Karrie Jacobs (closepics.com) · Lisa (100bucksbabes.com) · Lucy Zara (stockings-blog.com) ·

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Sexy, Hot College Girls!

Sexy, Hot College Girls!

This dirty brunette wanted to lose her virginity in college, little did she know she’d lose it on camera! A plot planned by her college roomies and best friends turns a party into a fuck fest. Her cherry was begging to be popped and when she set her sites on

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June 1, 2011

June 1, 2011

(Not Actually) Blake Lively Nude! This morning we woke up to a wonderful email full of links to pictures purporting to be Blake Lively sans clothing. Then, a few minutes later, we stumbled onto a statement from Blake Lively’s PR team declaring the pictures to be complete fakes. We’ve never

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Sucking With Blonde Ambition

Sucking With Blonde Ambition

Yes, that penis is slightly too big for her to handle. No, that’s not slowing her down. She is absolutely determined to suck this cock, and we are ever so impressed that she does not give up. But the best part of this movie isn’t the cumshot, the POV view,

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Sexy, Hot College Girls!

Sexy, Hot College Girls!

This dirty brunette wanted to loose her virginity in college, little did she know she’d loose it on camera! A plot planned by her college roomies and best friends turns a party into a fuck fest. Her cherry was begging to be popped and when she set her sites on

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Sochee Mala (Clara G)

Sochee Mala (Clara G)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Porn For Straight Girls: The Booty Battle

Porn For Straight Girls: The Booty Battle

Well, “Battle Of The Asses 3″ combines two of my favorite things: butt-centric porn and Manuel Ferrara. So I was pretty much compelled to watch it, and it turned out to be quite good! Plus, it’s directed by a woman, which is a bonus. I don’t know anything about Mason,

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The Most Convincing Fake Celebrity Nude Photos

The Most Convincing Fake Celebrity Nude Photos

The fake Blake Lively pics from this morning made us feel like searching for the most convincing naked celebrity crop-and-paste jobs we could find. Keep in mind that when we say “convincing,” we mean “convincing if not for the way these pictures plunge us into the uncanny valley.” Let’s not

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Murderer Or Lover Of Rough Sex?

Murderer Or Lover Of Rough Sex?

We know this sounds like a bad game, but hear us out: it’s kinda hot to play this one. This peeping tom thinks her next door neighbor might be a murderer, and she gets the urge to call the cops when she sees some choke play. Even when the sex

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Fresh Fashion Magazine = Lots Of Fresh Nudity

Fresh Fashion Magazine = Lots Of Fresh Nudity

We literally just discussed why every fashion magazine’s premiere issue should be chock full of titties, and it looks like people are taking our advice. That’s right, we’re taking credit for all the nudity in this magazine. No, we didn’t take any of the pictures, we don’t know the models,

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The iRide

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The iRide

What’s big, pink, shaped like a saddle, and eager to give you the ride of your life? Why, none other than Doc Johnson’s iRide, which may have earned the title of the most monstrous looking gadget ever to give me an orgasm. I’m going to be honest here: I went

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Kristina Rose

Kristina Rose’s "Secretary" Is Much Freakier Than Maggie Gyllenhaal’s

Ok, so when Kristina plays a secretary, she doesn’t get wrapped up in sado-masochism or domination, but her determination to fuck Danny Mountain borders on the psychotic. Why are the crazy ones always so hot/such excellent employees? Office porn is nothing new, but we love how Nica Noelle decided to

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Everyone

Everyone’s Naked And Australian On "Offspring"

Seeing as how we’re not Australian, we’ve only just learned of “Offspring” (the TV show, not the 2009 horror movie or the band from the ’90s). And may we just say: this show has created one of the most adorable nude scenes we’ve ever seen on television. (Also: we need

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This Is Why Chanel Preston Is Hot

This Is Why Chanel Preston Is Hot

Now that we’ve gotten a feel for why Asa Akira is hot, it’s time to break out the infrared goggles and learn why Chanel Preston is hot! We still have a while before the “This Is Why I’m Hot” DVD drops, but in the meantime, Tom Byron Pictures is providing

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Those Extra Sensations That Bring The Magic

Those Extra Sensations That Bring The Magic

We were getting ready to go out, and I was cheeky to him while I was getting undressed. He turned his head to acknowledge my cheek with the smile that promises that it will be addressed… I wasn’t cheeky for the sake of getting a res­ponse: it was just my

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