Archive | May 27, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Aida Yespica?

What Color Are Your Panties, Aida Yespica?

We’re pretty familiar with your body of work, Ms. Yespica, but we relish the chance to learn more about your body. We second Silvio Berlusconi’s (somewhat creepy) sentiments: “With you, I’d go anywhere.” We should add that, seconds before this statement was uttered, Berlusconi was hitting on Mara Carfagna, saying,

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Too Shy Shy (Hush Hush Anal Action)

Too Shy Shy (Hush Hush Anal Action)

Normally we don’t pay much attention to pornstar names, but we feel that Shy Love is doing herself a disservice with such an alias. It’s confusing! It’s like having a dentist named Dr. Eatlotsacandy. We dig that “Shy Love” is a name adapted from “Shyla,” but we’re still thrown off

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Long Live "Tommy Pistol"

Long Live "Tommy Pistol"

Fans of porn performer/director Tommy Pistol can rest assured that his parts have not exploded in a bloody Troma/John Waters mishap, or that he killed Arnold Schwarzenegger, but “The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is still autobiographical. The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol Studio: Baby Yetti Productions Director: Aramis Sartorio

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Hot and Ready Ex-Girlfriends!

Hot and Ready Ex-Girlfriends!

This gorgeous brunette was submitted to us by an angry nerd ex boyfriend! She is perfect this hot and sexy young piece of ass not only plays video games the entire time she is getting her pussy stuffed she smiles too! This boyfriend was an idiot to let her go,

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Anita de Bauch (Breath-takers)

Anita de Bauch (Breath-takers)

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Nineteen Incredibly Erotic Seconds From "Session"

Nineteen Incredibly Erotic Seconds From "Session"

This sex scene from “Session” is not a long one, but what it lacks in length it more than makes up for in intensity. No one’s shy in this scene: the moans are loud, powerful, and convincing enough that we almost forgot this wasn’t a porn film. Now, that’s what

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This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX

This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX

The highly anticipated summer blockbuster parody from Hustler Video, This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX, is available today in 3D DVD/Blu-ray combo pack! Fans of the original film will be astonished to see how Hustler Video managed to accurately spoof such a brilliant 80′s classic Click to view The highly anticipated summer

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May 23-27, 2011

May 23-27, 2011

Not A Teen, Not Yet A Cougar It’s graduation season, and co-eds everywhere are going out to face the real world as responsible young adults. We think it’s high time a few pornstars did the same thing! Too many women are still cast as teens, and we want them to

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Your Week In Porn: Men Want To Bedazzle Their Junk Too. (Wait, What?)

Your Week In Porn: Men Want To Bedazzle Their Junk Too. (Wait, What?)

This week: Christina Hendricks says they’re all real. Which just fine with me. Utah proves, once again, why they’re just a burqa away from being the Afghanistan of America – and by Afghanistan, I mean someplace no one wants to visit. This ain’t no over the shoulder boulder holster. It’s

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It’s A Party Until Some "Vampires" Show Up And Scare The Naked Ladies

Every time we go out, there’s good vibes, well-dressed people, and comfortable places to relax. Bo-ring. We want to go to a party like this: with a priest, a sheriff, and a bunch of other drunk, dangerous men ogling topless women who for some reason decide to hang out. We’re

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Tori Black (Twistys)

Tori Black (Twistys)

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Global Gropage: Top Ten Amateur International Sex Videos

Global Gropage: Top Ten Amateur International Sex Videos

One of the sites we pull from for these round-ups has a nifty feature where each video is labeled with a flag, representing the uploader’s country. This means it’s a cinch for us to put together ten videos from ten different nations, all for you to compare and contrast! It’s

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The Accidental Voyeur

The Accidental Voyeur

I lay sleeping, dozing really, next to Whitman in our heavenly king-size hotel bed. We’d just returned from visiting a strip club, where we’d spent the past couple of hours ogling pretty young things. I’d also inadvertently purchased something between a lap dance and a body shot (more on that

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Lucy Liu Is Quite Good At Stripping

Lucy Liu Is Quite Good At Stripping

We don’t know why Harvey Keitel isn’t immediately drawn to her the way we are, but perhaps it’s because he’s a hundred times more badass than we’ll ever be. Whatever, at least we know how to appreciate a fine, classy striptease! Because it seems like everything Lucy Liu does is

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