Archive | May 19, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Uma Thurman? Redux

What Color Are Your Panties, Uma Thurman? Redux

When did Uma Thurman become such a flagrant exhibitionist? Just last week we got a peek at her panties, now here they are again. Is she trying to promote a project, or are we just very, very lucky this month? (via)

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Angelic Anal Action With Ana Nova

Angelic Anal Action With Ana Nova

It’s been said that having sex with Ana Nova is like fucking an angel—specifically, a German angel who wears high heels and has a thing for tattooed boys. You know, like those angels from “Wings of Desire.” But Ana Nova is no angel, she’s just a mortal woman with ten

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Tossing Thursday With Sunny Lane

Tossing Thursday With Sunny Lane

Sunny Lane spends so much time pleasing people professionally (in addition to her porn and dancing work, she is also a legal escort in Nevada) that we sometimes despair that she ever pleases herself. “They come to us to learn,” says Lane of huddled masses of Americans whilst cupping her

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Cody Renee (Playboy

Cody Renee (Playboy’s Student Bodies)

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Duke Nudem Combines The Shooting Of Duke Nukem With The Promise Of Boobs

Duke Nudem Combines The Shooting Of Duke Nukem With The Promise Of Boobs

Girls. Guns. It’s a time old combination: and one that features prominently in Duke Nudem, an NSFW promo for the upcoming Duke Nukem game. The set up is simple: pick a girl, play a shooting game against her…and if you beat her, she has to disrobe. If she beats you,

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Very Belated St Patty

Very Belated St Patty’s Day Spanking

From the makers of “Horny Molly Loves Cum” comes this extremely late piece of St. Patrick’s Day pussy pleasing. However, what this this video lacks in punctuality, it more than makes up with length; get ready for some very involved shamrocking. Even though we’ve only seen two videos of this

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Hanna (Hanna

Hanna (Hanna’s Honeypot)

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"Here Cums The President" Provides A Hardcore History Lesson

"Here Cums The President" Provides A Hardcore History Lesson

Lee Roy Myers and Ronald Raygun are showing us things the Secret Service has been desperately trying to cover up. Still, no one is surprised that the presidents were all perverts. Like Kissinger always said, “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.” Thanks to Gram, we’ve known this movie was coming eventually,

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New Front Girls Make A Big Splash

New Front Girls Make A Big Splash

Because they’re in a pool, see? And when you jump into a body of water, you get a splash, which is also a turn of phrase that’s used when you want to imply that someone has impressed you—and, well, you get it. The more we see of Emily, Lauren, Tabby,

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Adrianne Curry Rides The Sybian On Howard Stern

Adrianne Curry Rides The Sybian On Howard Stern

If you think that Adrianne Curry is nothing more than a reality TV alum with a penchant for tweeting sexy photos of herself to an adoring public, think again: she’s also a woman brave enough to ride the Sybian in Howard Stern’s show. Which, we might add, makes for surprisingly

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Did More Topless Pictures Of Cassie Get Leaked Online?

Did More Topless Pictures Of Cassie Get Leaked Online?

MediaTakeOut is reporting that the above photo is of R&B singer Cassie. Of course, since she’s already been the subject of one leaked photos scandal, it shouldn’t be that hard to compare the pictures and see if we think they’re her. Detectives, to your stations!

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Of Course Uwe Boll Likes Lesbian Vampires

Of Course Uwe Boll Likes Lesbian Vampires

Uwe Boll, infamous maker of videogame-based movies, went ahead and did a “BloodRayne” sequel involving more Nazis, tons of nudity, oily massages, and hot lesbian vampire love. Nothing about this is surprising, but it all deserves discussion. We wonder what motivates Uwe Boll to keep making movies like this. Is

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Janice Dickinson Is Not Afraid To Be Naked

Janice Dickinson Is Not Afraid To Be Naked

As a former model, Janice Dickinson isn’t what’s known as shy about her body—and we’re pleased to see that, even at 56, she’s still proud enough of her gorgeous body that she’s willing to post a naked picture on Twitter. Folks, that’s what we call an awesome lady. (via)

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It Takes Straight D

It Takes Straight D’s To Be "Breast In Class"

Bree Olson asked Jenna Haze if she could pass/fail the course on mammary history, and Jenna was so furious with Bree that she forced the young pornstar to attend private tutoring sessions wearing only her fishnets and a skirt. Education comes at a price, people. But Jenna is a reasonable

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Stage Nudity: Your Source For Naked Bits In The Live Performing Arts

Stage Nudity: Your Source For Naked Bits In The Live Performing Arts

Though we most frequently discuss nudity in TV and movies, it should be known by all that we’re fans of nudity in all the performing arts, from the elegant ballet to the grandiose opera to the showy musical. So let us all thank the heavens for Stage Nudity, a blog

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Britain Asserts That They Grow The Biggest Boobs

Britain Asserts That They Grow The Biggest Boobs

The nerve of some people! The beginning of this article starts with a little discussion about how “the Yanks gave us fast food” but because Britain contains an infinite amount of boobage, they are superior. Hmph! We’re taking our McDonald’s back then. Because we’re simply not in the mood to

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He Was In Charge Of The Fucking; It Was His Pace, His Depth

He Was In Charge Of The Fucking; It Was His Pace, His Depth

When does good sex start? For me it starts with dialogue, and with the invigoration of my mind. James and I talk, and we bounce ideas and thoughts off each other. The energy re­leased from that becomes the catalyst for our sex. Sexualis­ing that energy is exciting: it sears my

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Every New Magazine Ought To Feature This Naked Redhead

Every New Magazine Ought To Feature This Naked Redhead

No joke. We think it’s absolutely brilliant of Treats! Magazine to have this young woman, Fanny, appear in their very first issue. From now on, we cannot help but associate their product with their ability to deliver the redhead of our dreams. Then again, this sets the bar rather high.

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