Archive | April 14, 2011
What Color Are Your Panties, Bianca Gascoigne?

What Color Are Your Panties, Bianca Gascoigne?

When you get a little peek at the panties of a glamour model, it almost feels a little pointless. We’re probably going to see them later, maybe even more than panties! Still, you have to admire the British paparazzi’s pluck. It’s like wherever they are, whomever they’re stalking, they get

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Camille Crimson Slows Down The Suck, Speeds Up Hearts

Camille Crimson Slows Down The Suck, Speeds Up Hearts

We can’t tell if this is in slow motion or if Camille is trying to hypnotize us, but either way, every previously titillating movement has become amplified and those lips give us scratchy spasms of jealousy as we watch her. Maybe it’s all an illusion, and Camille has figured out

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In A Kage with "Katwoman"

In A Kage with "Katwoman"

One of the most satisfying things about Dylan Ryder’s “Katwoman” suit is how angry and insistent her boobs seem when finally sprung from their rigid, shiny enclosure. Well, two of the most satisfying things. Readers, I can’t tell you how this movie is going to be from the five hours

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Ariel (Breath-takers)

Ariel (Breath-takers)

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Oral Sex Lesson 1: Stop Talking

Oral Sex Lesson 1: Stop Talking

Lesson 2: listen more! Like when she says, “Right there!” that means you should stay right there. When she says “Don’t stop!” it does not mean you should lick harder or in random places. It means don’t stop. Men, amirite? Leave it to a sketchy movie like “Ken Park,”—written by

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April 14, 2011

April 14, 2011

Hunter Bryce, RIP We are saddened to share with you that the beautiful and talented Hunter Bryce passed away yesterday at her home in the San Fernando Valley. She was thirty years old. More » Humanoids and Nudity, Yes, But Ventriloquism and Nudity, No Dr. Tom Byron Analyzes “Head Cases”

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Spring Breakers Get Wild!

Spring Breakers Get Wild!

For college coeds, Spring Break is like a right of passage for all things “College”. This group of horny college kids is no exception. They partied it up and found themselves doing what most Spring Breakers do when they head to the tropics for a week of debauchery. Sex, sex,

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Morning Indecision (Ass Or Vagina?)

Morning Indecision (Ass Or Vagina?)

Can’t figure out how to start the day? We know the feeling. Choosing between anal or vaginal sex is like when you have both Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles in the cupboard. Fuck it, just grab a bowl for both. Having said that, we feel uncomfortably invaded by the image of

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Brittany Bell (Fucking Machines)

Brittany Bell (Fucking Machines)

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We’d Like To Stow Away In That Ship

We love women with ink. We especially love tattoos that cover a large swathe of skin and require complete toplessness for full exposure. And we love that this gorgeous girl has decided to treat her bed like an ocean and take her nautical skin adornment for a journey. The only

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Zini

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Zini’s Hua Vibrator

The Hua is a rather futuristic looking vibe featuring a smooth vaginal penetrator along with that ever-so-desirable clitoral attachment. But can you judge a book (vibe) by its slick cover? I had high hopes for the Hua, as I prefer my penetration with a hearty side of clitoral stimulation and

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Hunter Bryce, RIP

Hunter Bryce, RIP

We are saddened to share with you that the beautiful and talented Hunter Bryce passed away yesterday at her home in the San Fernando Valley. She was thirty years old. Intelligent and well-read, her moniker was a tribute to her favorite author, Hunter S. Thompson. She starred in over fifty

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Humanoids and Nudity, Yes, But Ventriloquism and Nudity, No

Humanoids and Nudity, Yes, But Ventriloquism and Nudity, No

In this amazing clip from Roger Corman’s “Humanoids From The Deep,” a young lady strips in a tent for her male companion. Which is cool. Except he keeps using a ventriloquist’s dummy to comment on said nudity, which is not cool. We are relieved when a Humanoid murders him, if

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More Ways Maxim Is Better In Argentina

More Ways Maxim Is Better In Argentina

Boobs! Oh hey, boobs again! Already four ways in which the South American counterpart of our Maxim is much, much improved. Instead of celebrities in their underwear (which does, it has to be said, have its own special appeal), Maxim Argentina has Lorena Liggi struggling out of her bejeweled thong.

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Dr. Tom Byron Analyzes "Head Cases" (With His Penis)

Dr. Tom Byron Analyzes "Head Cases" (With His Penis)

His methods are highly unorthodox, but gosh darnit, Tom Byron is one of the most respected men in the field of pornographic medicine. He’s documented his findings for the benefit of all; the least you can do is ogle it. In a press release about this film, Tom Byron said,

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"Das Dunkle Haus" Is Sexier Than It Sounds

"Das Dunkle Haus" Is Sexier Than It Sounds

Really, “Das dunkle Haus” means “The Dark House,” and it’s just an episode of the German TV show “Inga Lindstrom.” However, if we were somewhat more crass of a website, we would say something like, “This chick gets dunkled.” Ahem. But we wouldn’t say something like that because that would

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Tom Ford Shows You How To Bathe

Tom Ford Shows You How To Bathe

Tom Ford has a habit of using naked women in his ad campaigns, like he did here, and here, and oh yeah, here. We obviously don’t object, at all, but don’t you find this particular image oddly tame for his new line of bath products? We expected, like, full-on Larry

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Georgia Boy

Georgia Boy

London basks in the unexpected warmth of the sun in April. The bruises on my rump made me decide Thursday on a loose fitting dress that reached to my ankles. I spent most of the day on my feet. As I didn’t wear panties, I was aware of the air

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Anais Pouliot Pulls Off The Garter Belt And Boots Look

Anais Pouliot Pulls Off The Garter Belt And Boots Look

Of course, step one for pulling off this look is pulling off everything besides those two articles. From there it’s all a matter of holding your body at silly angles and pouting slightly for the camera. You might wonder why so much of what we write comes out sounding like

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