Archive | February 10, 2011
Where Are Your Panties, Elizabeth Cundy?

Where Are Your Panties, Elizabeth Cundy?

Elizabeth “Lizzie” Cundy’s checklist before leaving to hit the clubs: “Wallet? Check. Thigh-revealing stockings? Check. Sparkly forearm? Check. Panties? Eh, it’s not that cold out tonight, and I plan on keeping my body perfectly upright.” Always anticipate being horizontal, people. Because as much as we love looking at the edge

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Camille Crimson Greets The Morning (Wood)

Camille Crimson Greets The Morning (Wood)

The sun just came up, the birds are chirping, and sleepy, cozy people are slowly working their bodies back to life. One body part in particular gets some special attention. Good morning, Camille! Want some cream with your coffee? You can tell that we really love Camille Crimson because we

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Breast Friends

Breast Friends

Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) Models: Jenna Haze and Masuimi Max (jennahaze.com + iamtrouble.com)

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Naked Russian Calendars, The World

Naked Russian Calendars, The World’s Most Popular Propaganda

Yes, friends: it’s yet another naked Russian corporate calendar. And though it’s apparently for an anti-auto theft company, we think it would have worked much better as propaganda for the now defunct USSR. Cause, come on: with this kind of imagery promoting the state, who wouldn’t want the Communists to

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Sam Bentley (Breath-Takers)

Sam Bentley (Breath-Takers)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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By The Light Of Orian

By The Light Of Orian

Good morning, smut fans! As you drowsily greet your day, let us gently welcome the morning (or afternoon, depending where/when you read this) by the soft light of Orian’s boobs. Much better than one of those fancy alarm clocks. · See more at Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)

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Valentine Gift bonus: Receive a Free Vibrating Ring when you spend 0

Valentine Gift bonus: Receive a Free Vibrating Ring when you spend $150

It’s your last chance to give pleasure this Valentine’s Day – for 48 hours only, spend $150 at Jimmyjane and you’ll receive a free ICONIC RING couple’s vibrator ($35 value). Order by 2.11 at noon PST and receive your gift on or by February 14th. Valentine’s Day tends to strike

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Shine On, You Asian Cowgirl MILF

Shine On, You Asian Cowgirl MILF

We just want to say that no matter what you feel like doing, and no matter how much people say you shouldn’t deepthroat and ride upon cock, you need to follow your Asian Cowgirl MILF dreams. Because that’s all that matters in this world! If you don’t have your dreams,

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Gia DeMarco (Fucking Machines)

Gia DeMarco (Fucking Machines)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Joanna Angel: Clothes On, Pissed Off

Joanna Angel: Clothes On, Pissed Off

Much as we love everything Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel does with her clothes off, it’s nice to see her pop up in places where we don’t have to pop up, too. As a disgruntled party host in the pilot “The Further Adventures of Edmund and Pablo,” Angel is the

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Being Jynxed Never Looked So Good

Being Jynxed Never Looked So Good

Jynx Maze (teamskeet.com)

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"The Flying Pink Pig" Is Fucking Fun

"The Flying Pink Pig" Is Fucking Fun

Not since capitalizing on sex with barely legal tartlets (which her late husband invented) has there been such a zeitgeist-surfing idea as Erica McLean’s food truck porn “The Flying Pink Pig.” Beyond this very simple and fun movie concept (Sunny Lane runs a pink food truck that brings a special

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The First Sneak Peek At The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The First Sneak Peek At The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The first two promo images from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out…and they feature last year’s cover girl (aka Brooklyn Decker) and Anne Vi in teeny red bikinis. This bodes very well. Very well indeed. (Sports Illustrated)

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Starz Executives Demand Boobs, Here Are The Boobs!

Starz Executives Demand Boobs, Here Are The Boobs!

In a Details article about “Party Down,” the former cast and crew mentioned that Starz pushes for adult content in all of their shows. At first we were like, “Whoa, how strange.” Now we’re like, “That explains so much!” So we thought we’d take a quick look back at our

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Comfy, Cozy...Naked

Comfy, Cozy…Naked

Rika Aiuchi (yes-movies.com)

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Mariacarla Boscono Is Full Of Love

Mariacarla Boscono Is Full Of Love

Actually, make that Love is full of Mariacarla Boscono. Naked Mariacarla Boscono (which, in our experience, is the only kind that actually exists). (Love)

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The Insiders’ Takes On Porn And Condoms

The Insiders’ Takes On Porn And Condoms

LA officials are trying a new tactic to try to enforce condom use on porn sets: Linking it to film permits. Meanwhile, an industry-run clinic, AIM, that’s a common target of the city has recently re-opened as a for-profit entity under the authority of the state. We asked two people

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Jynx Maze Joins The DP Club In "Ass Worship 12"

Jynx Maze Joins The DP Club In "Ass Worship 12"

We’d tell you about the other stuff that goes on in this movie, but the box cover says it all: “Time to clean out the asspipes!” Don’t fret, friends, life isn’t all about asspipes and cleaning! You know what they say: all work and no play makes James Deen show

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Some Nippley Valentine

Some Nippley Valentine’s Day Wishes From American Apparel

What image comes to mind when you hear the words “Valentine’s Day”? If you were going to say “A beautiful girl in a sheer red bodysuit, surrounded by roses a la ‘American Beauty,’” you must be Dov Charney. While the rest of us might not immediately see this as a

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Vanessa Hudgens Says Goodbye To Disney (And Hello To Wet Tshirts)

Vanessa Hudgens Says Goodbye To Disney (And Hello To Wet Tshirts)

Leaked nude photos aside, Vanessa Hudgens has mostly (mostly) managed to maintain a chaste public image through the early days of her barely legaldom. Until now, that is. First there were those Candies bikini shots, and now these Details photos. Well, that’s one way of shedding an overly wholesome image.

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