Where Are Your Panties, Elizabeth Cundy?
Elizabeth “Lizzie” Cundy’s checklist before leaving to hit the clubs: “Wallet? Check. Thigh-revealing stockings? Check. Sparkly forearm? Check. Panties? Eh, it’s not that cold out tonight, and I plan on keeping my body perfectly upright.” Always anticipate being horizontal, people. Because as much as we love looking at the edge




















