It’s been a good long while since we last saw Paulina Rubio…not the least because it’s been a good long while since Paulina Rubio has shown her exhibitionist streak. We’re glad to see it in full force today! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Oh wait, you wanted a Spit Roast Piledriver? Oh, we are so sorry. You know, the customer says one absurd sex act, the kitchen hears something entirely different, and you end up with Sarah O’Neal hurting her neck for nothing.

You know what? How about this, we’ll give you both for free. Sound good? You even get a little taste of regular double penetration just to see how you like it. Tell your friends about the nice restaurant without any food and lots of porn, please.

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Merit still counts for something in this Who-You-Know marketplace. Take masseuse Devon Lee. “You know,” she says when her client flips over on his back, “these aren’t legitimate massages. But I’ll make an exception because it’s so big.”

We’re getting a lot of massage videos lately at Fleshbot West, in which fellows either can’t believe their good luck that their masseuse is a massive slut or, as is the case in Blacks On Blondes’ “Big White Tits And Large Black Dicks,” they go in whilst entertaining a hope that their massage therapist can be charmed into giving them a happy ending.

While viewers aren’t in for any subtle acting or intelligible dialogue in this scene between Devon Lee (the blonde) and an uncredited man (the black), we still get a vivid picture of the type of women massage therapists are: slatterns, apparently.

Devon starts with some small talk.

“Did you work out or are you about to work out?” she asks.

Her client mumbles something.

She starts massaging his back, but when he turns over and reveals a great coiled penis, she goes to work on that immediately. Several dudes walk in but she pays them little heed-she does this all the time, apparently.

Then three more dudes come in and begin jerking off on her. None of their faces are shown.

The sight of the sturdy Ms. Lee, never scared of rough treatment, being groped and squeezed by eight hands unencumbered by faces, may for some be an indictment of porn in general, race relations, and attitudes toward women. For me it is a subtle reminder that I’m carrying a lot of stress in my neck.

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You can keep your Portishead—we’ve found our new sex jam, and it’s…whatever this song in this clip is. Just listen to it: you can’t deny that it’s the perfect tune to have passionate, frantic sex to.

UPDATE: A helpful reader reports that “It’s Vittorio Monti’s Csárdás from 1904.”

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Sometimes you just gotta let it all out.

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· Mira (dailyniner.com)
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· Rachel (theomegaproject.org)
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And don’t forget…

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…and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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At Dare Dorm you can watch all the fun filled college sex party action you can handle. A couple of beers and these girls are just waiting to strip own to their wet panties.

Dare Dorm has hundreds of hours of hardcore real dorm action. See the girls who have just found out the parents are never home and dick is never far away. See real party girls who’s fun night out includes drinks, fucking and watching their best friends ride all the cocks at the party. Grab a beer and whack your dick to the hot sluts at Dare Dorm.

Hope you’ll forgive the complete lack of sound in this Flesh Flick, because this blowjob is simply too sensual and mesmerizing to ignore.

Is it just us or is there something a little retro about this? Maybe it’s the golden background against her blonde hair. Anyway, if the silence is really an issue, just pretend that this woman is a ninja who got her costume 100% wrong.

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It’s no secret that the staff of Fleshbot is madly in love with Ryan Keely (and not just because she can do magic things with an iPad). So we’re thrilled to see Penthouse bestow her with a diamond-encrusted key.

Granted, if it were us (and, uh, if we had the money) we’d totally give Ryan a giant key made of this top secret platinum-gold hybrid and super diamonds (twice as hard as regular diamonds!). But that diamond-encrusted key sounds pretty good too—and as a very special lady, Ryan deserves all the praise and congratulations she can get.

And for those of you who don’t totally get why we’re so in love with Ryan from just looking at the glammed up girl on the Penthouse cover, well, take a peek at this bonus photo she sent us. Amazing, right? Of course right.

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We’ve been a little girl-heavy over here, don’t you think? I’m recommending another paysite this week, Naked Sword, but as the slightly goofy name might tell you, this one is all boys, all the time, doing other boys.

Today’s suggestion really comes courtesy of Fleshbot’s own lovely Brian O’Brien, who was thoughtful enough to point me in the direction of Naked Sword’s “show” called “Golden Gate.” Because I’m a sucker for all things having to do with my favorite city ever, I had to watch. Admittedly, it was a tiny bit distracting, since I kept having thoughts like, “No way is there an investment firm in that building,” and “He’s way too posh to live on Mission Street.” Also, the opening titles were a combination of stylized old-fashioned shots of the bridge and cable cars, interspersed with snippets of penises. But I soldiered through geographical inaccuracies, because the voiceover that opened the show was just so intriguing. Ronald’s an investment banker, blah, blah, but there’s one market he hasn’t mastered. Ron’s never been fucked. Ooh. Intrigue.

So the first episode of this web show (is that what you’d call it?), “Dialing For Dollars,” focuses on never-been-fucked Ron (Cameron Marshall) and failed painter Jeremy (Topher DiMaggio), who signs up for a rentboy site to pay his bills. Ron ditches work, heads home early, and becomes Jeremy’s first client. San Francisco has a way of bringing people together, the voiceover intones. Well, yes. So does the sex trade. Ron is a pretty, preppy blond and Jeremy is dark, muscular, and a little “Jersey Shore.” Or maybe Jacob from “Twilight”-ish. There’s tons of cock-sucking and making out before the actual sex part, and of course my favorite part about gay porn: no speaking whatsoever. Just hot, hot boy grunting and panting. Though it did kind of end weirdly, with Jeremy leaving and pulling cash out of a wallet and tossing it away. Did he rob Ron after Ron paid him? Why? And how come we didn’t get to see some sort of punishment sex?

“Golden Gate” is fantastic porn, with fairly high production values, a brief but effective storyline, and really, really cute boys. In addition to “Dialing for Dollars,” I also watched a solo scene featuring Chris Porter, who came highly recommended, and is super hot and has amazing tattoos. He was jacking off while leaning against a red vintage-y pickup (I know nothing about cars, since I can’t drive, so don’t judge this inadequate descriptor). Let’s recap. Hot boy, check. Tattoos, check. Pretty car, check. Oh, and he rubbed his cock through his briefs for like, five full minutes.

“Golden Gate” has a five-episode first season, with season two on the way, and Naked Sword has quite a bit of other content to offer as well, including full-length films. You can search by star, studio, and theme, and there’s plenty of BTS coverage, solo scenes, and bonus footage from the web series. It’s a great site for women, in my opinion, because it’s not terribly aggressive or flashy, the boys are truly adorable, and “Golden Gate,” which is clearly the biggest draw, has just enough plot to be comfortable without being excessive. We can wonder why Jeremy maybe robbed Ron if we want, but it definitely doesn’t distract from the fact that Jeremy and Ron had some super hot sex we probably got off to.

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We’ve seen a bunch of professionally shot nudie photos of Jodie Gasson, but somehow, these self shot pictures just get excited in a whole new way. Is it the bad lighting? The weird angles? The intimacy of it all?

We don’t know, but it’s going to take us at least another hour of staring at them (and trying not to drool) to figure it out. At least.

· See more at Zoo (zootoday.com)

It’s almost Valentine’s Day…have you picked out a gift for your special someone? No? Well, never fear: Nuts is here with some gift recommendations. Spoiler alert: they’re all lingerie. Double spoiler alert: Kelly Andrews and Emma Frain model them.

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We have to admit, even though we know she’s officially of age and all, we still feel a little dirty looking at sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus. But, you know, dirty in a good way. (Via Egotastic)

It’s a timeless formula for smutty fun: husband loves wife, wife resents husband, wife loves big black cocks, and the husband watches/cleans up the mess. The system works time and time again. If it’s not broke, don’t fix it.

The only thing that needs fixing around here is Zoey Holloway’s pool. But wait! She doesn’t have a pool! So why did she call the pool boy? Probably to fuck his brains out. Probs. And she does it right in front of her husband, taking dick balls deep while looking her man straight in the eyes. How does he work through the pain? Psh, what pain? He’s jerking off.

Don’t get the wrong idea about “Mom’s Cuckold 5,” these husband are 100% down with their wives getting fucked. Most committed men gladly accept the horns on their head. Take Anjanette Astoria’s man, for example: when Anjanette has a rough day shopping, he decides to lift her spirits by bringing home a muscular black man for her to play with. Normally we look down on objectifying men because of their massive dicks, but we’ll make an exception because Anjanette looks really happy as she’s getting plowed against the back of the couch (plus, her name is Anjanette, which is pretty cool).

Taylor Wane also gives a grand performance, and Syren De Mer makes her husband lick up the mess that her boyfriend left, but we have to give special attention to Dyanna Lauren because she gets to hump Sean Michaels. She peels off her panties, he loses his pinstripe suit, and in mere seconds, he’s buried his cock in her up to the base. They make a lovely couple, don’t they? Our apologies to the ousted husband.

At the very least, the husbands of “Mom’s Cuckold 5″ get front row seats for the fucking of a lifetime. And now, thanks to Bobby Manilla, you can too!

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Using his brilliant cache of dirty/sexy fonts, Paul Chan transforms Plato’s “Phaedrus” from a discussion of love and rhetoric into a wet, hot, pleading, begging, humping, squirting, moaning fuckfest between Socrates and the young Phaedrus.

Which is, when you think about it, what Plato was really about. Remember “Symposium”? Even that Aristophanes stuff was steamy.

Anyway, ancient geekery aside, “Phaedrus Pron” is more of an art project or conversation piece than it is a book, in that all the denotative meaning of “Phaedrus” gets vaporized as the sexual subtext goes supernova. If you’re not familiar with Paul Chan’s fonts, just know that every letter turns into something dirty. In one of these fonts, Socrates’s opening line of Phaedrus, “My dear Phaedrus, whence come you, and whither are you going?” turns into this:

SOCRATES: The cum dwells, in god O being in sin, The feeling knows, being O in god in sin, becomes new oh lord spiritual knows, O in flesh, delicious, O delicious, ye the good, O dwells oh lord being in flesh, in god spiritual knows, and not in law, knows, O in sin, being in sin, O dwells, ye becomes in death, ye and not in flesh, in death, just

And that’s just in the font Oh Romans, one of eighteen used in “Phaedrus Pron.” Great big sections of the book use the font Oh Troll, which makes everything come out as, “moar moar moar moar moar,” or Oh Narcisse which looks like, “slrcch oho oho ohhoo mhn ahhh… mn sssh mmm mn…”

This might not be the kind of thing you can read cover to cover, but it’s marvelous to have around the house, and should you ever want to stage a dramatic reading at an open mic night or open mic orgy, we here at Fleshbot would certainly attend. Paul Chan, you’re amazing, and you’ve finally made all that Western canon reading pay off for us.

· National Philistine (nationalphilistine.com)
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How we worship the lingerie photo shoot that has so little to do with lingerie. We know idolatry is a sin, but is it so wrong to bow down before Irina Shayk? We’re only trying to sneak a better peek.

It’s like, yeah, she shows a lot in this GQ spread, but we want more. We know greed is also a sin. We don’t care! We’re Fleshbot, gosh darnit.

· IRINA SHEIK | GQ (SPAIN) DEC. 2010 BY VINCENT PETERS HQ SCANS (irt2010.org)