Do you ever look at a piano and think, “If only these keys were lingerie-clad girls, with cup sizes corresponding to their tone, who’d belt out the notes when gently caressed?” La Senza is two steps ahead of you. Their Cup Size Choir (seen above) allow you to compose songs
Flower Tucci, that is. And though she herself is a unique character, Flower’s squirts are quite common. Once you get her going, it barely takes a dick in her butt to set it off. Even a glance might do it! Of course, making Flower squirt with the power of your
We have a confession to make. We don’t much care about Candy Clark in this clip–or in any of the clips–we’re just obsessed with David Bowie and wanted to see him nude. But Candy looks pretty though! Whatever. Can you blame us? It’s David Bowie. This movie is full of
While you’re muddling over that alleged Miley Cyrus photo, consider this: the person who leaked that photo to 4chan also leaked the following alleged photos. Do they seem more or less legit than the Miley photo? Take a look. Above: Addison Timlin, or an amateur? Ali Larter, or another woman’s
Well, it looks like Hustler‘s got some competition in the Miley Cyrus porn business: the ever reliable internets are claiming that this grainy photo is Miley nude. Here’s a comparison of this photo with another Miley shot. Your thoughts? We’ll be staying neutral on the question of whether it is
Hard, fast, flashy sex sounds great, but everybody knows that the real mind-bending orgasms come from tiny, subtle touches. Slowly the tension becomes overwhelming and it barely takes a single lick to send you over the edge. It’s the best! This couple clearly has it down to an art. At
Though we’ve seen Joss Stone’s panties before, we’ve never seen her in just her panties. We’re not sure what she was doing half naked and covered in paint…but we want to go to there.
It’s not easy to bring a cartoon to life, and even harder to make a cartoon into parody porn, but Will Ryder and New Sensations managed to do both of these. The result is yabba dabba decent. The Flintstones – A XXX Parody Studio: New Sensations Director: Will Ryder Cast:
With your satin sheets, your Marvin Gaye playlist, and your ultra deep shag carpeting, you may think you’ve created the perfect erotic atmosphere. But if you don’t have this woman on your walls, you don’t know from sexy. Or, if she’s not quite your style, what about some lovely script
Serious Doors fans are no doubt aware of the Jim Morrison Room at the Alta Cienega Motel in West Hollywood, which served as the singer’s home from 1968-1970, and now functions as a graffiti-covered memorial for the legendary Morrison. What it hasn’t served as—at least not until recently—is the backdrop
It’s no secret that straight male pornstars don’t get the respect (or attention) afforded to their lady costars. And we find that tragic. The ladies may be the stars of the show, but men can make or break a scene. If you happen to be attracted to men, you’re already
Reality Junkies is back with the fifth installment of their “Too Big For Teens” series, and they’re still going for the ol’ cock and awe tactic of pornographic warfare. The teens might be dazzled, but they’re not deterred. If anything, directory Bobby Manilla might want to rethink his strategy! Launching
Winter chill got you down? Just take a peek at these pictures of Rhian Sugden…and let the warm, glowing, warming glow of her flesh (and sunny location) warm you up a bit. (Egotastic)
The 2011 Pirelli Calendar was shot by iconic fashion genius/crazy person Karl Lagerfeld. He made a bunch of naked babes (including Julianne Moore) look like Greek goddesses and then he called himself the “visual version of Homer.” Nuff said. Sing, muse, of the arousal gained from gazing upon these gold-flecked,
“I shouldn’t do this.” He whispers it into my ear. I groan softly. The wind is cold and his hands feel my curves through my wool coat. He kisses my ear and neck. “What if we get caught?” he whispers. “We won’t,” I say, and kiss him. The path is
